Middle Men

[Fernando]

Director: George Gallo

Cast: Luke Wilson, Giovanni Ribisi, James Caan.

Synopsis: Middle Men tells the story of Jack Harris, one of the pioneers of internet commerce, as he wrestles with his morals and struggles not to drown in a sea of conmen, mobsters, drug addicts, and pornstars.

Buzz: So far 42% at RT, but imo the trailer makes it look like it could be fun.

Clip:

[ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ]

I don't remember which porn site it was, but before I'd watch anything there, each of their videos has this stuck on the beginning of it.  It really caught me off guard to see cross-promotion from a legit film on a porn site, but it's definitely not surprising and pretty good marketing.

[pete]

::replaces my nerd glasses with even bigger nerd glasses::

last sunday my friend was talking about how private browsing from modzilla was the greatest gift ever.  I said yeah, but then you won't remember the super dirty filthy thing that you liked from the last time because the cookies are disabled during private browsing.  He said yeah that's a problem, they should definitely remember those sites.  then I wondered outloud how would the computer even know which sites you liked that you considered super dirty and filthy, then I realized, "easy, just remember the last site you visited before you turned off private browsing."

[SiliasRuby]

This is a sweet little crime film that I want more people to see. Made me smile ear to ear and while I tolerated the overuse and superfluous use of the rolling stones songs that seemed completely out of place I was fascinated with the overall film. Very fun. Giavanni really knows how to play a fuck up and luke really knows how to play the straight man over his head.

[pete]

::replaces my nerd glasses with even bigger nerd glasses::

last sunday my friend was talking about how private browsing from modzilla was the greatest gift ever.  I said yeah, but then you won't remember the super dirty filthy thing that you liked from the last time because the cookies are disabled during private browsing.  He said yeah that's a problem, they should definitely remember those sites.  then I wondered outloud how would the computer even know which sites you liked that you considered super dirty and filthy, then I realized, "easy, just remember the last site you visited before you turned off private browsing."

I was very modestly alluding to ejaculation.