imdb.com:
New Mag Calls J.Lo a "Monster"
"The first issue of a new American publication has put singer and actress Jennifer Lopez on top of a list of celebrity monsters. Radar magazine has listed the people they say have, "distinguished themselves in the areas of physical and verbal abuse, overweening arrogance, and by the imposition of a particularly nasty influence over the culture at large." According to the magazine J.Lo is guilty of a "cynical bid for urban authenticity". They recall reports that when J.Lo returned to her native Bronx to film a video, her uncompromising guards shoved excited kids out of her way - leaving one young fan in tears. The magazine also blasts filmmaker Michael Moore for acting like a working class man whilst owning a $1.27 million apartment and sending his daughter to private school."
jennifer lopez is pretty
Quote from: mogwaiimdb.com:
New Mag Calls J.Lo a "Monster"
The magazine also blasts filmmaker Michael Moore for acting like a working class man whilst owning a $1.27 million apartment and sending his daughter to private school."
Hehe...I like that one. But OK if he doesn't like the American system I understand why he sends he's daughter to a privat school......it's still fun though! :shock:
I think I read in the Premiere Magazine power issue that J.Lo's agents could not talk directly to her, they had to speak to her through her manager. I believe they let her go.
Quote from: mogwaiThe magazine also blasts filmmaker Michael Moore for acting like a working class man whilst owning a $1.27 million apartment and sending his daughter to private school."
Cheap for Manhattan... he's technically paying for the location.
Manhattan is far away from Flint, thats for sure. I don't blame the guy, Flint has become the joke city of Michigan. It is in shambles and jokes for anyone who wants to bash a city that speaks of ghettoness at its worst. You get more warnings when attempting to travel through Flint than Detroit even. But funny thing, Michael Moore recently sent a letter to Roger Ebert and signed it from Flint. Does he live there/own a house or is basically giving name to where he grew up instead of actually saying where he lives now? That may not look too good upon his image.
~rougerum
this woman got her own thread?!
Quote from: mogwaiQuote from: Tiffthis woman got her own thread?!
She's not a woman, she's a monster.
A very, very pretty monster!
Quote from: Sigur RósQuote from: mogwaiQuote from: Tiffthis woman got her own thread?!
She's not a woman, she's a monster.
A very, very pretty monster!
ass implants! woo hoo!
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I like that picture! :-D
just 4 u
as all can see, nothing is wrong with jenifer lopez.
Quote from: Tiffjust 4 u
How nice of you!
indeed
cool
As much as I intensely dislike J Lo, I have to say that she is intensely attractive, and also a good actress. If she dumped her entourage, quit her music and disappeared from the spotlight for about two years and then did another Soderbergh or Oliver Stone movie, I would really admire her.
could somebody, with celebrial gossip knowledge, brief me on those contracts of promises, afleck had to make towards j-lo for being with her.
The only one I remember is that they must have sex at least three times a week.
Prenuptial Agreement
According to British tabloids, Jennifer Lopez insisted that Ben Affleck sign a prenuptial agreement guaranteeing her $5 million if Affleck cheated on her (plus a $1 million penalty if he lied about it).
J.Lo also allegedly extracted a promise from Affleck - in writing - to have sex with her no less than four times a week.
Quote from: GhostboyThe only one I remember is that they must have sex at least three times a week.
Your nickname should be Naughtyboy!
Quote from: MacGuffinPrenuptial Agreement
According to British tabloids, Jennifer Lopez insisted that Ben Affleck sign a prenuptial agreement guaranteeing her $5 million if Affleck cheated on her (plus a $1 million penalty if he lied about it).
J.Lo also allegedly extracted a promise from Affleck - in writing - to have sex with her no less than four times a week.
if this is true, then its classicand i have no problem with her whatsoever. shes fine on the eye and, appearently, shes very funny too.
Quote from: MacGuffinPrenuptial Agreement
According to British tabloids, Jennifer Lopez insisted that Ben Affleck sign a prenuptial agreement guaranteeing her $5 million if Affleck cheated on her (plus a $1 million penalty if he lied about it).
J.Lo also allegedly extracted a promise from Affleck - in writing - to have sex with her no less than four times a week.
That's sick!
Quote from: Sigur RósThat's sick!
ur weird. :shock:
Quote from: PQuote from: Sigur RósThat's sick!
ur weird. :shock:
Seriously, don't you think it's a sick thing to do? That aint love.....that's sick! Maybe Americans think it's cool, but I dont!
in the litteral world of sigur ros is the '.'s replaced with '!'s, with the only exception being the '.'s in '...'s. maybe you should copy that sentence and paste it in your signature, in order to get a greater level of understanding from your readers.
love? bah. its the same as if shed have him promise her to play half a match of badminton with her everyday.
huh?
Quote from: cecil b. dementedlove? bah. its the same as if shed have him promise her to play half a match of badminton with her everyday.
once again, i refer u to:
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i was compairing sex to badminton. its just an activity. recreation at best
this makes me sick we have went three pages with out talking about her butt whats a matter with you guys, i swear if i could give this list a moe from the three stooges style smack across the face i would . Hang your heads in shame .
now back to her butt, ya know how chicks with big tits love to work them into sex, do you think she is into ass play . After that jenny from the block video its safe to say that benny spends a lot of time down there .
But i couldnt see puffy going for that
I mean being the playa that he is he loves the Budunka Dunk, but i cant see him putting his mouth anywhere near it.
I bet you thats why she married chris judd, after a year and a half of no oral lovin, he might of went for it once and thats all it took
" Marry me now "
Ahh yes im taking this site to new and fucked up places :: giggles like a mofo::
Quote from: cecil b. dementedlove? bah. its the same as if shed have him promise her to play half a match of badminton with her everyday.
OK...You are on another level!
Quote from: Butterscotch Jonesthis makes me sick we have went three pages with out talking about her butt whats a matter with you guys, i swear if i could give this list a moe from the three stooges style smack across the face i would . Hang your heads in shame .
now back to her butt, ya know how chicks with big tits love to work them into sex, do you think she is into ass play . After that jenny from the block video its safe to say that benny spends a lot of time down there .
But i couldnt see puffy going for that
I mean being the playa that he is he loves the Budunka Dunk, but i cant see him putting his mouth anywhere near it.
I bet you thats why she married chris judd, after a year and a half of no oral lovin, he might of went for it once and thats all it took
" Marry me now "
Ahh yes im taking this site to new and fucked up places :: giggles like a mofo::
i am disturbed, perturbed, and strangely relaxed.
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Quote from: PQuote from: Butterscotch Jonesthis makes me sick we have went three pages with out talking about her butt whats a matter with you guys, i swear if i could give this list a moe from the three stooges style smack across the face i would . Hang your heads in shame .
now back to her butt, ya know how chicks with big tits love to work them into sex, do you think she is into ass play . After that jenny from the block video its safe to say that benny spends a lot of time down there .
But i couldnt see puffy going for that
I mean being the playa that he is he loves the Budunka Dunk, but i cant see him putting his mouth anywhere near it.
I bet you thats why she married chris judd, after a year and a half of no oral lovin, he might of went for it once and thats all it took
" Marry me now "
Ahh yes im taking this site to new and fucked up places :: giggles like a mofo::
i am disturbed, perturbed, and strangely relaxed.
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ohh yeah , im kicking it up a notch for sure with that last post .
Looks just like Tom Selleck!
Quote from: Sigur RósLooks just like Tom Selleck!
http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=800&start=15
I really have only liked J Lo in U Turn. She was the shit in that movie.
she's one of my favorites...when she's in a good movie, at least...
she has presence and is very natural...
liked her a lot in u turn and out of sight...and i was surprised by her performance in angel eyes...she's good and underrated...
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Wow, one of the hottest pictures of her ever. It was way before she was all glamorized, way before "JLO".
i'm just glad she's showing her ass again..
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God, she is so hot. That's all I've ever been able to say for her while being completely sure of it. I don't know if she's a good actress. Out of Sight is good and I want to see An Unfinished Life, this film she's going to be doing cause it's directed by Lasse Hallstrom. Other than that, she's not really that good I guess. The Wedding Planner is too cute and really bad. But that's the only bad film I've actually seen with her in it. Probably the only one too...I think I'll be able to tell by the trailers if she does something bad.
I don't think she's such a bad singer...but again, I don't know for sure. I know nothing about Jlo except that she has an impossible body and that she is hot as hell. I hope she ends up remaking Flashdance like I heard she would and I hope she keeps showing a lot of skin in her videos, mainly the lower half of her body.
theres nothing better than a thread with posts of Jennifer Lopez's butt
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Say what you want but Ben is the man
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taco flavored keeses for my ben!
si si si.
i just got back from europe right, and someone just told me that ben not only went to a strip club, that i knew, from tv shows .
but he ate some strippers pussy at chrsitian slaters house, i know these facts have to be all meshed up, did this happen
what did i miss
J.Lo To Go Inside the Actor's Studio
Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lopez is poised to thrill film students when she shares her craft secrets with them on TV show Inside The Actor's Studio. The sexy Maid In Manhattan star - whose latest movies Gigli and Enough have been mauled by critics - will discuss her rise to fame with host James Lipton, marking the first time a Latina has appeared on the program. Previous speakers include Paul Newman, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Meryl Streep, Benicio Del Toro and Julianne Moore. Excited Lipton says, "Our students are thrilled. We've never had a Latina on the show before. It's appropriate."
~IMDb.com
There are so many things wrong with that first sentence.
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaThere are so many things wrong with that first sentence.
and the last one, f*ck.
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaJ.Lo To Go Inside the Actor's Studio
"Our students are thrilled. We've never had a Latina on the show before. It's appropriate."
~IMDb.com
:lol:
That reminds me of that Chris Rock joke where he says he knows white people who say they're not racist because they have three black friends, and he goes "if you count how many black friends you have,
you're racist!".
Instead of being worried about meeting the affirmative action requirements, shouldn't the show be worried about getting actual respected actors?
The rich get richer.
Jennifer Lopez's Mom Wins $2.4 Million in casino slot.
http://www.gamblingmagazine.com/managearticle.asp?C=490&A=10253
back to the block.
but she's still Jenny from it
lol, is that a reference to that song she did, Jenny From the Block?
Quote from: Pubricklol, is that a reference to that song she did, Jenny From the Block?
yes. the one with affleck in the video
Quote from: El Duderinoyes. the one with affleck in the video
That's the one where she sings about still staying true to her humble beginnings while wearing millions of dollars in jewelry and designer clothes, driving an expensive car and drinking champange while on a yacht, right?
Quote from: MacGuffinQuote from: El Duderinoyes. the one with affleck in the video
That's the one where she sings about still staying true to her humble beginnings while wearing millions of dollars in jewelry and designer clothes, driving an expensive car and drinking champange while on a yacht, right?
haha yeah. and i love how they pull up into a gas station and she pumps the gas....gets me every time.
Quote from: El Duderinobut she's still Jenny from it
But this time the block is solid Italian marble.
Quote from: RaviQuote from: El Duderinobut she's still Jenny from it
But this time the block is solid Italian marble.
hahaha...or gold.
i was being sarcastic.
ps. once a good joke is made, u don't hav to repeat it directly below in a less funny form. u just did this in the conan thread and man, u killed two jokes in this page alone.
where's stefen when you need him?
My bad.
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Quote from: Onomatopoeia
Hollywood superstar Jennifer Lopez is poised to thrill film students when she shares her craft secrets with them on TV show Inside The Actor's Studio.
secrets!!??.....sh*t, i'll tell 'em to anyone for free.....
1. become a fly girl
2. star in many made for tv type films
3. make one film w/ a brilliant director(soderbergh..i.e. out of sight)..and show some promise of acting talent
4. ruin that by assuming an alias (J-Lo)..and start vesting into a music career
5. date P. diddy, chris judd(fellow dancer...HMMM. possible fly girl redux?).....and ben affleck
6. make sure these relationships are based to boost your name and get reconized in the press for a publicity stunt ...RATHER THAN TRUE LOVE
7. write a song proclaiming your "just like anyone else"(i.e. jenny from the block)..and contrtadict that by the fact that you rake in insane amounts of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
8. make a movie w/ your current boyfriend and make sure its considered my many film critics and film goers as one of the worst of all time ...
there i saved lipton his time.....
you forgot to mention her favorite curse word...
Quote from: SoNowThenyou forgot to mention her favorite curse word...
"'I Do".........?
hehehe
Neon, you're too quick for me.
J.Lo Engaged Again?
Serial monogamist Jennifer Lopez has reportedly got engaged to new love Marc Anthony - only three months after splitting from ex-fiance Ben Affleck. Affleck and J.Lo called time on their 18 month relationship in late January, only for the singer and actress to start dating Latin pop star Marc Anthony, an ex-flame, weeks later. According to American tabloid New York Post, the Maid In Manhattan star has given Affleck back her pink diamond engagement ring and is flashing a new jewel from Anthony. A friend says, "She is wearing a huge diamond ring on the middle finger of her left hand. It is a diamond band with a huge square clear diamond in the middle and the square diamond is surrounded by more tiny diamonds. It is an engagement ring." J.Lo's spokesperson says, "I don't know about that ring."
~IMDb.com
She needs to seek mental help. Fast.
Isn't she married to Ben Affleck?
are you fucking kidding me? maybe she should date someone before engagement. i give it 6 months tops.
I give it 6 weeks.
HAHAHAHAHA! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5146524/)
Forget about the ruckus over gay marriage. Someone revoke her rights to that privilege already.
Lopez To Reunite with 'Selena' Director
Latina beauty Jennifer Lopez is turning to her Selena director Gregory Nava to reignite her movie career after a string of flop films. J.Lo leapt to fame in 1997 with her portrayal of tragic Mexican singer Selena Perez in Nava's film, but - despite a critically-acclaimed performance in Out Of Sight in 1998 - the actress has fallen foul of critics with a series of flops, including Gigli, The Wedding Planner and Enough. In Nava's forthcoming movie, Lopez will play an American reporter sent to the Mexican-US border town of Ciudad Juarez to investigate the mysterious killings of dozens of females there - a real life phenomenon. Filming is expected to start in March.
-imdb.com
I think i actually just came
it should've said:
lopez to reunite with 'out of sight' director
that'll be the day... oh yeah.
7 February 2005
"Bennifer" Engagement Ring Goes Up for Sale
The eye-catching engagement ring Ben Affleck bought for Jennifer Lopez has gone up for sale, a year after the couple once known as 'Bennifer' called off their romance. The 6.1-carat pink diamond ring has been "re-acquired" by Harry Winston, according to Carol Brodie, a spokesperson for the upscale New York City jeweler. Brodie confirms that the ring is for sale, but the price is available only to "serious buyers". Lopez reportedly returned the $1.2 million solitaire to Affleck - who bought the ring in 2002 - when they split at the beginning of last year. Lopez went on to marry salsa star Marc Anthony in June, while Affleck is enjoying a romance with his Daredevil co-star Jennifer Garner.
i wouldn't think it would be that expensive, she's flooded the market.
get right is a cool clip.
Quote from: Cecilget right is a cool clip.
only for the table dancer and the nerd chick.
Lopez Runs for the BORDERTOWN
Source: FilmStew.com
Jennifer Lopez, who worked with helmer Gregory Nava on Selena, will reunite with the director for her next project, Bordertown. Lopez and her partner Simon Fields will produce under their Nuyorican Prods. banner, while Nava and his partner Barbara Martinez Jitner will also produce through their El Norte Prods. shingle. Mosaic Media Group will also be taking on producing duties.
With a script by Nava, the story centers on the exploits of a journalist investigating a string of murders near various American-owned factories on the border of El Paso and Juarez, Mexico. The project, which carries a $20 million budget, will begin shooting in New Mexico and Mexico at the end of April. Mobius Entertainment will provide financing.
Nava originally developed Bordertown under a first-look deal he had at New Line. Now, David Bergstein and Tracee Stanley Newell will executive produce for Mobius.