Best Worst Dialogue

[chainsmoking insomniac]

LOL jesus christ, that's some fucking shitty ass dialogue.....shit man, bend me over and call me katie LOL

[NEON MERCURY]

"WHAT IS THIS GUY?!...SANDWICH CRAZY?!"  taken from  -the fast and the furious-          can't wait  for  -2 fast-.

[aurora]

Anything written by George Lucas

[NEON MERCURY]

Anything written by George Lucas

[cron]

Jason Mewes' dialogues. sometimes.

[grand theft sparrow]

All of Tank's dialogue in The Matrix.

"Neo, this is LOCO!"

"Mikey, I think he likes it."

"Believe it or not, you son of a bitch, you're still gonna BURN!"

And it goes on and on...

[cron]

ohhh yeah, i forgot Revolutions!

Neo: What do you want?
Bane: I want what you want. Yes, that's it Mr. Anderson. Look past the flesh, look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy.

The Oracle: Tonight, the future of both worlds will be in your hands... or in his.

Morpheus: You've never believed in The One.
Niobe: I still don't. I believe in him.

Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to.

Agent Smith: Can you feel it Mr. Anderson? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. Purpose of life is to end.


EDIT:
Trinity: Do it, Neo.
Bane/Smith: Yes, Shoot. Kill us. Fry us. Burn us alive.

[Pubrick]

Andy Wachowski: WTF happened to us? We ruined a good thing? We forgot what the first one was about?

Larry Wachowski: Oh be nice! Does this dress make me look fat?

[cron]

Jay: Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet.
Banky: What've I been telling you? There's nothing you can do about it. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them.
[Jay and Silent Bob go to all their houses and beat the shit out of them].


Jay: [to Silent Bob] I said you LOVE the cock. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive.


Jay: What if one day me and Silent Bob are macking some hoes...and she says "Ooo I wanna suck those guys dicks off...whats your name?" and I'm like Jay and Silent Bob, recognize. And she says 'Ohh I read on the Interent that fucking you guys are a bunch of little fucking jerkoffs. Then she goes and sucks two other guys dicks off. Well fuck that. We got to put a stop to these hateful sons of a bitches before they ruin our good name.

You have any other picks, MacGuffin?

[MacGuffin]

You have any other picks, MacGuffin?

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters -- not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free." Dominic - "The Fast and the Furious"

Xander: I wish I had a video camera.
Yelena: What you talkin' 'bout?
Xander: 'Cause this is going to be one hell of a trick.
- "XXX"

[cron]

Best worst rude dialogue:

Windowlicker.

[Chest Rockwell]

Brodski: It's gonna take more than a little poke in the ribs to put this old dog down.
[Jason stabs him through the chest again]
Brodski: OK, that ought to do it.
                          --Jaxon X

[citizenaniki]

Best worst rude dialogue:

Windowlicker.

  so true.

Best - True Romance:

The entire Dennis Hopper / Christopher Walken scene with the classic history lesson.  Talk about contagious laughter.

Another Best would have to go to Sexy Beast and every piece of Ben Kingsley's Dialouge.

[Find Your Magali]

Torgo: There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.

-- Manos: The Hands of Fate

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The movie-crashing speech from the end of "Saving Private Ryan"

Private Ryan: This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, Danny you're a young man, don't do it! And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, what are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor! And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern. The thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?

[Chest Rockwell]

Hey...I like that speech....