Me and Orson Welles

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B.C. Long

#15
October 31, 2009, 12:15:49 PM
what a great premise turned to shit.

Stefen

#16
November 02, 2009, 01:16:43 AM
Someone Ratner the poster. It's ripe.
Falling in love is the greatest joy in life. Followed closely by sneaking into a gated community late at night and firing a gun into the air.

polkablues

#17
November 02, 2009, 06:55:42 PM Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 09:52:07 PM by polkablues
This was quite possibly the hardest photoshop job I've ever done.  Worth it?  Definitely.




EDIT: Made betterer.
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B.C. Long

#18
November 02, 2009, 07:58:27 PM
HAHAHA. It's perfect except it should say from the director of "Rush Hour 1,2,3 and After the Sunset".

polkablues

#19
November 02, 2009, 08:37:06 PM
Very good point.  Fixed.
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socketlevel

#20
November 02, 2009, 09:11:09 PM
i would fucking see this.
the one last hit that spent you...

modage

#21
November 02, 2009, 09:22:29 PM
Can we make all bad posters Ratner-ized from now on?  :bravo:

(The Road next please!)
Christopher Nolan's directive was clear to everyone in the cast and crew: Use CGI only as a last resort.

Gold Trumpet

#22
November 02, 2009, 09:32:11 PM
That poster is insanely funny. I've never laughed so hard on the board until that poster. Seriously, I think we need a Brett Ratner forum. Could be an extension of Idle Chatter and just a place for jokes. Some current directors are occupying dead space.

Stefen

#23
November 03, 2009, 01:17:18 AM
Polka's Ratnering is the best trend on this site right now.
Falling in love is the greatest joy in life. Followed closely by sneaking into a gated community late at night and firing a gun into the air.

squints

#24
November 03, 2009, 01:19:58 AM
you're right. i would love to see a whole trend of these but i'm not that good at photoshop (good but not THAT good!) and i'd hate for polka to have to do all the work.
"The myth by no means finds its adequate objectification in the spoken word. The structure of the scenes and the visible imagery reveal a deeper wisdom than the poet himself is able to put into words and concepts" – Friedrich Nietzsche

polkablues

#25
November 03, 2009, 06:33:07 PM
The Claire Danes face was bugging me, so I fixed it.
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socketlevel

#26
November 03, 2009, 07:10:33 PM
the colour is off on her now. his goatee is turning yellow/greeny
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polkablues

#27
November 03, 2009, 07:58:13 PM
Good call. Fixed.
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matt35mm

#28
November 03, 2009, 09:04:25 PM
I have to say that I preferred the first Claire Danes face in which he looked more, shall we say, mentally handicapped.

polkablues

#29
November 03, 2009, 09:52:41 PM
There we go, I think I finally cracked it.  Now I can love this one as much as The Road.
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