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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2005, 05:52:46 PM »
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yeah.

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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2005, 08:52:24 PM »
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Sizemore jailed after bid to fake drug test

Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a prosecutor said Friday. Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said. Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to departure. Carney said two drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showed Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system.
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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2005, 12:18:34 AM »
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Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a prosecutor said Friday.


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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2005, 12:23:22 AM »
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good, i hate that guy.

now it's time for armand assante to make his long-awaited comeback..
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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2005, 02:41:39 PM »
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hollywood is fucking crazy.

i had a buddy who did something similar. he had to take a drug test and pretty much had done every common drug in the book within the last two weeks of the test date, so he asked his little sister to piss in a plastic baggie. he then taped the bag to his leg inside his pants, went to the doctor, poured the piss out of the bag and into the cup. the doctors knew immediately what was going on b/c apparently the piss wasn't warm enough. also, wouldn't they be able to tell if it were female piss?

he's a heroin addict now.

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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2005, 04:28:33 PM »
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hollywood is fucking crazy.

i had a buddy who did something similar. he had to take a drug test and pretty much had done every common drug in the book within the last two weeks of the test date, so he asked his little sister to piss in a plastic baggie. he then taped the bag to his leg inside his pants, went to the doctor, poured the piss out of the bag and into the cup. the doctors knew immediately what was going on b/c apparently the piss wasn't warm enough. also, wouldn't they be able to tell if it were female piss?

he's a heroin addict now.

:sigh:

That'd be kinda funny if, after they analyzed the urine, they informed him that he was pregnant.

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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2005, 04:36:39 PM »
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*takes note*
context, context, context.

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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2005, 04:51:50 PM »
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hollywood is fucking crazy.

i had a buddy who did something similar. he had to take a drug test and pretty much had done every common drug in the book within the last two weeks of the test date, so he asked his little sister to piss in a plastic baggie. he then taped the bag to his leg inside his pants, went to the doctor, poured the piss out of the bag and into the cup. the doctors knew immediately what was going on b/c apparently the piss wasn't warm enough. also, wouldn't they be able to tell if it were female piss?

he's a heroin addict now.

:sigh:

That'd be kinda funny if, after they analyzed the urine, they informed him that he was pregnant.


hahah, that's exactly what another friend said. imagine the doctor walking in, goin' "well mr. wade, you're urine came back drug-free but... you're pregnant." pretty funny stuff, in a sitcom-y kind of way.

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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2005, 04:57:42 PM »
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i hate it when i come up with a joke and that joke has sitcom standards. makes me feel cheap.
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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2005, 09:23:50 PM »
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hollywood is fucking crazy.

i had a buddy who did something similar. he had to take a drug test and pretty much had done every common drug in the book within the last two weeks of the test date, so he asked his little sister to piss in a plastic baggie. he then taped the bag to his leg inside his pants, went to the doctor, poured the piss out of the bag and into the cup. the doctors knew immediately what was going on b/c apparently the piss wasn't warm enough. also, wouldn't they be able to tell if it were female piss?

he's a heroin addict now.

:sigh:

That'd be kinda funny if, after they analyzed the urine, they informed him that he was pregnant.


hahah, that's exactly what another friend said. imagine the doctor walking in, goin' "well mr. wade, you're urine came back drug-free but... you're pregnant." pretty funny stuff, in a sitcom-y kind of way.


And that sitcom would be Seinfeld. Instead of pregnant it was osteoporosis
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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2005, 12:51:04 PM »
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now it's time for armand assante to make his long-awaited comeback..


Hahaha, what's interesting here is:

1. what's your beef with AA
2. and how the hell do you even remember this guy?

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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2005, 09:59:56 PM »
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thanks for noticing.  :-D

1. do u mean TS? cos i love AA.. TS was keeping him down, stealing all his roles, women, and physical appearance.

2. he starred in a childhood favorite, Fatal Instinct, and his memory has long since been co-opted by sizemore: the younger, fatter, stupider, doppel-assante-ganger.

now that evil sizemore is gone, assante is ripe for a rourke-like resurrection.
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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2005, 06:57:34 AM »
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THE MUGSHOT

He is still the little boy we all loved in Home Alone.

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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2005, 10:39:21 AM »
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thanks for noticing.  :-D

1. do u mean TS? cos i love AA.. TS was keeping him down, stealing all his roles, women, and physical appearance.



Oops, got it all wrong, I thought you wanted Assante to make a comeback but tabloid like, an scandalous comeback.

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now that evil sizemore is gone, assante is ripe for a rourke-like resurrection.


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Re: Celebrities Gone Wild
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2005, 01:45:36 AM »
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Kid Rock arrested after Tennessee bar fight



NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Reuters) - Singer Kid Rock was arrested early on Wednesday and charged with assault following a fight at a bar, police said.    

The 33-year-old entertainer was booked under his real name -- Robert James Ritchie -- when brought into night court, police spokesman Don Aaron said.

The complaint against him was filed by Jerry Campos, a DJ who was working at Christy's Cabaret when a squabble developed. Campos said he was struck by Rock in the eye and that a security tape recorded the incident.

The rock singer was arrested at the apartment of a friend about two hours later and, surrounded by reporters, exchanged jokes as he was booked. Police described him as "extremely friendly and cooperative."

Bond was posted at $3,000 on the misdemeanor charge and the singer left for Detroit. He was to return to Nashville on March 30 to face the charge in court.
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