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Re: Britney
« Reply #75 on: April 13, 2005, 04:56:08 PM »
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Maybe she'll pose in Playboy "Prego" style.


She'll pose covered in spaghetti sauce?

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Re: Britney
« Reply #76 on: April 13, 2005, 05:38:33 PM »
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Maybe she'll pose in Playboy "Prego" style.


She'll pose covered in spaghetti sauce?


To be sure, you should go Google 'Prego'.

Check as many of the pages as you can.
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Re: Britney
« Reply #77 on: September 14, 2005, 11:03:30 PM »
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Britney Gives Birth to Baby Boy

Britney Spears' dreams of becoming a mother have finally been realized - the pop superstar gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. According to American magazine Us Weekly, the 23-year-old singer welcomed her first offspring into the world shortly before 1pm on Wednesday at California's Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. Spears and her dancer husband Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 am and medical staff whisked the star into a birthing suite, reports the publication. According to hospital sources, Spears, who reportedly started experiencing early labor contractions on Friday, was wheeled into a delivery room at about 12.15 pm and within minutes she had delivered via Caesarian section with Federline by her side. While the newlyweds - who will celebrate their first-year wedding anniversary on Sunday - have yet to announce the name of their offspring, sources say they had planned to call the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third - he's also the father of daughter Kori, three, and son Kaleb, one, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Spears made very specific predictions about the arrival of her child, saying, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so. I don't want to go through the pain... I don't know the sex. I want to be surprised. But I have a feeling that it's going to be a boy. I've always wanted a boy and then two girls."
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Re: Britney
« Reply #78 on: September 14, 2005, 11:21:49 PM »
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Everytime I read or hear the name Kevin Federline I want to puke... how the fuck is that guy famous? Paris Hilton is Marylin Monroe compared to that idiot

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Re: Britney
« Reply #79 on: September 14, 2005, 11:47:32 PM »
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Everytime I read or hear the name Kevin Federline I want to puke... how the fuck is that guy famous? Paris Hilton is Marylin Monroe compared to that idiot


Boy did he luck out.  A total nobody and he marries Britney Spears.

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Re: Britney
« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2005, 01:59:36 AM »
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Boy did he luck out.  A total nobody and he marries Britney Spears.


Your definition of luck and mine differ.
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Re: Britney
« Reply #81 on: September 15, 2005, 08:53:00 AM »
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Wait, does anyone really give a shit about this guy? Except for old and current Brittney Spears fans, who gives a fuck about this white piece of trash? If he's famous, it's not the good kind, so let him have it.
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Re: Britney
« Reply #82 on: September 15, 2005, 09:04:05 AM »
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about 20 years we'll also hate his offspring.

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Re: Britney
« Reply #83 on: September 15, 2005, 09:48:20 AM »
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Baby, yo.

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Re: Britney
« Reply #84 on: September 15, 2005, 11:42:31 AM »
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Boy did he luck out.  A total nobody and he marries Britney Spears.


Your definition of luck and mine differ.


Just some regular dude who marries a rich superstar.  Some people will say that is luck.  Not that I'd want to marry Britney Spears, of all people.

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Re: Britney
« Reply #85 on: September 15, 2005, 08:06:41 PM »
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hahaha.  this kid is destined to be the greatest piece of white trash ever

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Re: Britney
« Reply #86 on: September 16, 2005, 12:24:10 AM »
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hahaha.  this kid is destined to be the greatest piece of white trash ever


Anyone see the Clutch Cargo bit with the baby on Conan?

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Re: Britney
« Reply #87 on: June 29, 2006, 01:30:47 AM »
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Pregnant Spears poses nude for magazine

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of        Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.

Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.

A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut.

After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.

Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.

In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.

As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.

Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.

"She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."

The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.

The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.


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Re: Britney
« Reply #88 on: June 29, 2006, 01:40:46 AM »
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Pregnant Spears poses nude for magazine

A) If this belongs anywhere, it belongs in the "Celebrities Gone Wild" thread, and

B) This doesn't belong anywhere.




*sigh* ... remember back when the phrase "Britney Spears poses nude" would have had good connotations?  It seems like a lifetime ago...
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Re: Britney
« Reply #89 on: June 29, 2006, 02:15:54 AM »
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Thank God for airbrushing.
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