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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #270 on: October 10, 2013, 11:20:21 PM »
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He's either gonna give polka like a million dollars or a serious beatdown
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #271 on: October 10, 2013, 11:23:13 PM »
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I'm pretty sure he even contacted polk years ago. Why is he bringing it up again?

Polk now's the time to ask a favour. He's gone full derp.
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #272 on: October 10, 2013, 11:37:12 PM »
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Yeah, he DMed me about the posters way back when. At some point in the intervening years, he's unfollowed me, though. :cry:

Anyway, I just responded to his tweet, so we'll see what happens. Huge props to jerome for bringing this to our attention.
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #273 on: October 11, 2013, 12:47:42 AM »
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #274 on: October 11, 2013, 12:59:52 AM »
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this dude's gonna resuscitate his career with these posters
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #275 on: October 11, 2013, 03:03:42 AM »
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The (Not So) Great Ratsby

Make it happen.


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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #276 on: October 11, 2013, 08:45:35 AM »
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Would You Ratner?


this poster exactly describes what I want to do when I watch one of his movies


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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #277 on: October 11, 2013, 08:55:29 AM »
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Ask him if he likes this one too!



Take me with you!!!!
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #278 on: October 11, 2013, 11:18:40 AM »
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Gotta do nymph()maniac

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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #279 on: October 11, 2013, 02:06:49 PM »
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Ask him if he likes this one too!



Take me with you!!!!

You have officially been pimped to Ratner. We're going to ride these posters all the way to the high middle!
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #280 on: October 11, 2013, 02:19:43 PM »
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I saw this dude in a Nordstrom's trying shoes recently. At first I didn't know who it was, he noticed I was sort of staring at him, and I think he wanted me to approach him or something but I got tired of his face then walked away.

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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #281 on: October 11, 2013, 02:21:26 PM »
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I saw this dude in a Nordstrom's trying shoes recently. At first I didn't know who it was, he noticed I was sort of staring at him, and I think he wanted me to approach him or something but I got tired of his face then walked away.

Upvote this man.
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #282 on: October 12, 2013, 11:18:25 AM »
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So is Brett actually interested in hiring you or did he just want to find out if you worked in the industry so he could make you lose your job? Just scrolling through the first page of RATNER FILMS, how could he not want to kill you?



this one doesn't even look like Brett to me. It's like some weird Bradley Cooper-Shia hybrid



Took me a minute to figure this one out, ( and for some reason I can't post it ). I get it, he's a pedophile. That picture seems to have nothing to do with the movie, though.
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #283 on: October 12, 2013, 05:03:51 PM »
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There's been no contact since that initial response. He's totally over us already. I feel like one of his used-up, discarded European lingerie models.
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Re: Brett Ratner
« Reply #284 on: October 12, 2013, 05:46:14 PM »
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There's been no contact since that initial response. He's totally over us already. I feel like one of his used-up, discarded European lingerie models.

you already know: never look back his way again, there's no point

 

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