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« on: October 19, 2005, 01:02:42 PM »
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*edit that's an handkerchief

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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 01:05:14 PM »
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Go down on your girlfriend or wipe your mouth on your sleeve.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 01:08:28 PM »
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Cream your pants.

hardly anyone will notice that horrible stain on your mouth if they are too busy concentrating on the horrible stain on your pants.
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2005, 01:19:35 PM »
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Quote from: walruS
Go down on your girlfriend




IT'S STILL ALIVE DAMMIT




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AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST ALL MY HAIR !

HELLLLLLLLP

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2005, 02:03:30 PM »
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wtf?

:yabbse-thumbdown: i mean really

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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2005, 02:28:27 PM »
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Quote from: Gosh Darn I'm a man?!?!?!
Cream your pants.


That was a good idea ... maybe it can help in someway...



AHH ! NOW I HAVE THIS EVIL STAIN ATTACKING ME AND A SPERM STAIN ON MY PANTS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ?!?

QUICK IT'S JUMPING ON ME ! I HAVE LITTLE TIME LEFT ! WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT ?!?!?!

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2005, 02:52:32 PM »
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John Madden once said he likes football, even more than he likes Spaghetti.  Maybe the same goes for your handkerchief.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2005, 03:01:03 PM »
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Quote from: SHAFTR
John Madden once said he likes football, even more than he likes Spaghetti.  Maybe the same goes for your handkerchief.


You, my friend, are a master strategist and a clear understander of the handkerchief psyche !



WAIT !

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOOL





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wtf?

:yabbse-thumbdown: i mean really


Yeah you are fucking right ! I did nothing to that stain and it keeps attacking me !

maybe I could try to reason with it...

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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2005, 03:45:26 PM »
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see what the stain wants. you assumed it was hostile.

then stab yourself repeatedly to try to out-stain it with a darker stain from blood.

if that doesn't work, try to scare it away by watching jeepers creepers.

and then stab yourself a little more just for good measure.
Obviously what you are doing right now is called (in my upcoming book of psychology at least) validation. I think it's a normal thing to do. People will reply, say anything, and then you're gonna do what you were subconsciently thinking of doing all along.

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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2005, 04:07:26 PM »
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see what the stain wants. you assumed it was hostile.

then stab yourself repeatedly to try to out-stain it with a darker stain from blood.

if that doesn't work, try to scare it away by watching jeepers creepers.

and then stab yourself a little more just for good measure.


Not sure about the stabbing part yet...but I'll try diplomacy !



IT WANTS TO BREED ! QUICK I HAVE TO ESCAPE BEFORE IT REACHES MY GENITALS !

THANK GOD I RENTED JEEPERS CREEPERS YESTERDAY !



IT SEEMS IT LIKES THE MOVIE ! DAMN !

This only lasts 2 hours or so ! What do I do THEN ???

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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2005, 06:03:44 PM »
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have it read register on xixax. it'll waste away sure enough. at the very least, it won't pay attention to its evil stain duties.

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this thread makes my brain hurt. :brickwall:
Obviously what you are doing right now is called (in my upcoming book of psychology at least) validation. I think it's a normal thing to do. People will reply, say anything, and then you're gonna do what you were subconsciently thinking of doing all along.

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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2005, 06:18:10 PM »
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lay off the psychotropic drugs.

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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2005, 08:33:27 PM »
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REMOVE THE LENS CAP
under the paving stones.

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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2005, 01:58:00 AM »
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LENS CAP!?!?!?!
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2005, 02:24:26 AM »
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Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself.
Now you're in the *spoiler* place.

 

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