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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2010, 10:09:46 AM »
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Dude the search is back on alright!! Couldve told us earlier!

:D

hahaha yeah i don't know why we didn't say anything.

polky isn't kidding tho.  i'll quote his wise words again cos he's very wise..

Well, for god's sake be gentle with it, everyone. The last thing we want is them yanking it out from under us again.

please search wisely, don't just type in a few non-specific words in the search bar at the top right of the screen, rather i suggest you click SEARCH which is a link on the top left next to HOME and HELP and try to narrow down your search by selecting only the forums you think might have the relevant information. to do this open the box marked " + choose board to search in" and uncheck the "check all" box.

FOR EXAMPLE if you wanna see if there's a thread for a certain movie, don't bother searching in all the technical forums, Now Playing, Idle Chatter or the Art gallery, etc. click the box for Now Showing and Other Movies. you'll get a quicker and more accurate result and you won't make the site's hosts notice that we're hogging all the bandwidth with endless fruitless searches for "a the with in and of to".. unless that's the name of the movie of course. (worst name for a movie ever).

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2010, 11:51:21 AM »
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Also, use quotes like they're going out of style. If you're searching for Almost Famous, it saves a lot of load on the system to search for just the phrase "almost famous" than to search for every instance of the word "almost" and every instance of the word "famous".
Now you're in the *spoiler* place.

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2010, 10:30:20 AM »
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fruitless searches for "a the with in and of to".. unless that's the name of the movie of course. (worst name for a movie ever).

hahaha

awesome news.

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:54 PM »
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Can someone find me the thread where Kotte reveals he let some guy piss in his face behind a tree when he was a little boy?
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« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2010, 09:50:05 PM »
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Haha. That's it. I wish Kotte would come back. Nobody gave me the creeps the way he did. He was the best.
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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2010, 09:56:50 PM »
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Hahaha... "Behind a huge rock deep in the local woods he asked me."
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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2010, 12:09:10 AM »
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Quote from: kotte
Behind a huge rock deep in the local woods he asked me.

thats the name of my next album.
“The myth by no means finds its adequate objectification in the spoken word. The structure of the scenes and the visible imagery reveal a deeper wisdom than the poet himself is able to put into words and concepts” – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2010, 12:30:02 AM »
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also where you'll get your next blow job.
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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2010, 07:24:58 AM »
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Hahaha that story was the best because it was told so casually.

I long for a ''worst of xixax'' thread.

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2010, 08:34:23 AM »
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another amazing kotte post was when he revealed he dreams about having sex with his mother!

it happened..

OH AND THE BEST, REMEMBER WHEN HE DEFENDED HITLER COS HE SAID HE WAS JUST A FATHER LOOKING OUT FOR HIS BABY???

YES YOU DO: it was one of the most underrated threads ever. and much funnier at the time (seriously hilarious) when pas changed his av to hitler holding a baby..

seriously pas make that thread, if there isn't already a blast from the past xixax greatest hits thread (i know there used to be but it disappeared).

here he defends child killers
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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2010, 09:25:15 AM »
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Haha...

I´m only using the kids as examples. I could have used fucking birds or whatever. It doesn't matter...

His approach to argumentation is amazing.
"Should I bring my own chains?"
"We always do..."

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2010, 10:14:51 AM »
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another tip everyone:

you might in your travels come across a post from years ago that links to another even older post, you'll find that clicking it goes nowhere, follow this example to make the link work..

AIM:
to turn THIS  http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6176&start=45 (goes nowhere)
INTO THIS http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=6176.45 (goes somewhere awesome)


old style: http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6176&start=45
new style: http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=6176.45

instructions:
*remove www
*replace viewtopic.php? with index.php?
*replace t=6176 with topic=6176
*replace &start=45 with .45


any examples that come up and are different to this please post them here and we'll work em out. personally i'm afraid the site will crash from all the searching (did it just die for anyone else a few minutes ago?). so enjoy it while it lasts and please SEARCH WISELY.
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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2010, 03:31:52 PM »
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See also:

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=5438.msg222923#msg222923

Wherein I posted a fix to this problem four years ago (to the date!).  Still willing to help get it working, save people some trouble and whatnot.

Yesterday the search wasn't quite working for me.  Gateway timeouts, 500 errors, etc.  Now it seems to work okay, just a bit slow.

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Re: Nefarious "Search" Button -how to / help with.
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2011, 04:41:50 PM »
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search function is down again, I guess you admins already know that..

is anyone else having trouble with it?

 

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