May I call you Jack, Stefen?
Yo, if I had a daughter, and she was in 4th grade, I would surgically fuse her labia shut to protect her from peddies like yourself.
And Foo, when I up on you, you will know this. If nothing else for the intense burning pressure you will feel from the long rod fishing for intelligence in your spleen.
You're a funny kid, Jack. Go watch the trailer again and let me break you off some more later.
