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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1560 on: October 23, 2009, 12:35:37 PM »
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PTA sucked me off last night and when he finished i looked down at him and said 'you're so PTGAY.' such a laugh we shared. 

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« Reply #1561 on: October 23, 2009, 12:44:01 PM »
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he does have his moments. just last week he shat on my boss' doorstep. i didn't even need to tell him to do it. it just happened.

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« Reply #1562 on: October 23, 2009, 04:01:15 PM »
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Last week i was walking through the woods and underneath some brush was PTA. He was eating himself, just slowly taking bites of his guts. It was really gross but then he looked me straight in the eye and uttered "Chaos....REIGNS!" i nearly shat myself.
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« Reply #1563 on: October 23, 2009, 04:07:44 PM »
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One time I was with PTA in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.  Paul goes up to the deer and says, "I'm Paul Thomas Anderson!  SAY IT!"  Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "paulthomasanderson" ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.

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« Reply #1564 on: October 23, 2009, 07:50:24 PM »
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A few minutes ago, I was in line for groceries, and Paul Thomas Anderson was in front of me. He told me that Paul W. S. Anderson is actually him but from a different dimension. The two can never touch, or they will both cancel each other out of existence. He said he plans on killing PWSA, and judging from the bow and arrow in his basket (which they sell at the grocery we were at), he meant it.
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« Reply #1565 on: October 23, 2009, 08:15:37 PM »
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I just read in a Rolling Stone interview that, during the entire production, Lars Von Trier was stumped on what to call his latest film. Then he was reminded of his interview with PTA in Black Book. The title, Antichrist, was instantly born.
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« Reply #1566 on: October 24, 2009, 02:29:55 AM »
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the activity in paranormal activity was based on him too.

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« Reply #1567 on: October 24, 2009, 03:04:15 PM »
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I heard that PTA auditioned for the part of Chelsea's boyfriend in the Girlfriend experience. Soderbergh told him he wasn't right for the part and Paul left the room, came back with the Boogie Nights DVD and  forced Steven to gag it, then eat it, while Sasha Grey watched. As he was doing this PTA kept screaming  "You don't know what I can do! You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! I'm good! I have good things and you don't know about! I'm gonna be something! I am! And don't fucking tell me I'm not!"

Charlie Kaufman is now writing a screenplay based on this event called "The PTA Experience". Sasha Grey will make her directorial debut.

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« Reply #1568 on: October 24, 2009, 07:27:51 PM »
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These are all pretty good but I'd say picolas's soprano's box set FTW
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« Reply #1569 on: October 25, 2009, 03:54:38 PM »
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What are you guys talking about? Paul's dead

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« Reply #1570 on: October 25, 2009, 08:02:33 PM »
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i'm dead. and paul killed me.

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« Reply #1571 on: October 26, 2009, 04:29:18 PM »
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What are you guys talking about? Paul's dead

that's true. i heard he mimicked Little Bill's death. at a children's daycare.

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« Reply #1572 on: October 30, 2009, 03:03:00 PM »
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This Halloween, PTA could find no costume scarier than just going as himself.
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« Reply #1573 on: October 30, 2009, 04:12:21 PM »
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he does that every year. including the year he went as a pirate. that was an ode to the three month period when he plundered cruise ships and smaller private boats in international waters to finance magnolia.

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« Reply #1574 on: October 30, 2009, 10:28:16 PM »
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PTA called me a faggot.
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