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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1545 on: October 23, 2009, 02:35:37 PM »
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PTA sucked me off last night and when he finished i looked down at him and said 'you're so PTGAY.' such a laugh we shared. 

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« Reply #1546 on: October 23, 2009, 02:44:01 PM »
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he does have his moments. just last week he shat on my boss' doorstep. i didn't even need to tell him to do it. it just happened.

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« Reply #1547 on: October 23, 2009, 06:01:15 PM »
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Last week i was walking through the woods and underneath some brush was PTA. He was eating himself, just slowly taking bites of his guts. It was really gross but then he looked me straight in the eye and uttered "Chaos....REIGNS!" i nearly shat myself.
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« Reply #1548 on: October 23, 2009, 06:07:44 PM »
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One time I was with PTA in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.  Paul goes up to the deer and says, "I'm Paul Thomas Anderson!  SAY IT!"  Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "paulthomasanderson" ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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« Reply #1549 on: October 23, 2009, 09:50:24 PM »
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A few minutes ago, I was in line for groceries, and Paul Thomas Anderson was in front of me. He told me that Paul W. S. Anderson is actually him but from a different dimension. The two can never touch, or they will both cancel each other out of existence. He said he plans on killing PWSA, and judging from the bow and arrow in his basket (which they sell at the grocery we were at), he meant it.
WWPTAD?

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« Reply #1550 on: October 23, 2009, 10:15:37 PM »
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I just read in a Rolling Stone interview that, during the entire production, Lars Von Trier was stumped on what to call his latest film. Then he was reminded of his interview with PTA in Black Book. The title, Antichrist, was instantly born.
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« Reply #1551 on: October 24, 2009, 04:29:55 AM »
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the activity in paranormal activity was based on him too.

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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1552 on: October 24, 2009, 05:04:15 PM »
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I heard that PTA auditioned for the part of Chelsea's boyfriend in the Girlfriend experience. Soderbergh told him he wasn't right for the part and Paul left the room, came back with the Boogie Nights DVD and  forced Steven to gag it, then eat it, while Sasha Grey watched. As he was doing this PTA kept screaming  "You don't know what I can do! You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! I'm good! I have good things and you don't know about! I'm gonna be something! I am! And don't fucking tell me I'm not!"

Charlie Kaufman is now writing a screenplay based on this event called "The PTA Experience". Sasha Grey will make her directorial debut.

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« Reply #1553 on: October 24, 2009, 09:27:51 PM »
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These are all pretty good but I'd say picolas's soprano's box set FTW
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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1554 on: October 25, 2009, 05:54:38 PM »
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What are you guys talking about? Paul's dead

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« Reply #1555 on: October 25, 2009, 10:02:33 PM »
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i'm dead. and paul killed me.

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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1556 on: October 26, 2009, 06:29:18 PM »
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What are you guys talking about? Paul's dead

that's true. i heard he mimicked Little Bill's death. at a children's daycare.

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« Reply #1557 on: October 30, 2009, 05:03:00 PM »
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This Halloween, PTA could find no costume scarier than just going as himself.
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« Reply #1558 on: October 30, 2009, 06:12:21 PM »
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he does that every year. including the year he went as a pirate. that was an ode to the three month period when he plundered cruise ships and smaller private boats in international waters to finance magnolia.

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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1559 on: October 31, 2009, 12:28:16 AM »
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PTA called me a faggot.
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