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« Reply #1530 on: October 22, 2009, 01:36:47 AM »
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I know this guy who heard it from another guy that heard that PTA shot a man just to watch him die. Then kicked him repeatedly with his rollerblade while shouting, "That's For Drinking My Milkshake, Bitch!"
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« Reply #1531 on: October 22, 2009, 01:46:44 AM »
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I read on TMZ that PTA went on vacation to Vietnam, and with nothing but the clothes on his back and a suitcase full of F-bombs, retroactively won the war.  THE IRAQ WAR.
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« Reply #1532 on: October 22, 2009, 03:41:13 AM »
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PTA raped my mother tonight. 

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« Reply #1533 on: October 22, 2009, 04:07:55 AM »
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when i was in NYC this week, i ran into PTA on the street, and he fucking stabbed me. then in a menacing voice he said "this time i have a reason!"

then he ran off yelling to no one in particular "frogs! you're alllllll frogs!!"

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« Reply #1534 on: October 22, 2009, 05:21:43 AM »
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When I met PTA, he tried to pawn his copy of Death Proof on me. Such an asshole.

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« Reply #1535 on: October 22, 2009, 11:15:38 AM »
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Really guys?  He did all that stuff?  I ran into him this past weekend and he seemed super nice.  Signed my dvd and everyth....

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Re: There Will Be Blood - now with child/partner forum we call H.W.
« Reply #1536 on: October 22, 2009, 11:20:29 AM »
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frogs! you're alllllll frogs!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1537 on: October 22, 2009, 12:17:13 PM »
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I was eating at an Applebees and went to go pick up some ketchup from another table for our chili fries
when I turned around, there was PTA eating the croutons off my salad

our eyes locked
He gave me the finger and ran off

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« Reply #1538 on: October 22, 2009, 02:31:48 PM »
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I was watching an interview with Werner Herzog and they asked him about PTA. Herzog turned pale and fainted.
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« Reply #1539 on: October 22, 2009, 02:46:17 PM »
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I heard that the Mo'Nique role in Precious is based on PTA.

Christopher Nolan's directive was clear to everyone in the cast and crew: Use CGI only as a last resort.

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« Reply #1540 on: October 22, 2009, 10:18:47 PM »
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the new york times claims he's trying to make a higgs boson particle before the large hadron collider does. in his basement. just so he can take credit for wrecking the universe.

and he's been using pearl for illegal baby fights on the side.

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« Reply #1541 on: October 23, 2009, 12:35:04 AM »
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i can't remember which article it was in, but i read somewhere that Paul forced Maya into having multiple abortions in 2004 because the fetus wasn't "Pearly" enough.

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« Reply #1542 on: October 23, 2009, 12:46:31 AM »
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okay, this is going too far now...
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« Reply #1543 on: October 23, 2009, 01:16:28 AM »
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i leant him my complete sopranos box set. he returned it a couple hours later with the first disc missing. when i texted him about it, he sent this:

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« Reply #1544 on: October 23, 2009, 02:01:59 AM »
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Quentin Tarantino based every character in "Inglourious Basterds" on PTA, including Hitler.  Also, "Kill Bill" was adapted from his diary.
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