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« on: February 06, 2005, 03:55:13 AM »
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I Wanna Rock



Release Date: December 25th, 2005

Cast: John Rocker (Former MLB Pitcher), Chris Burke ("Corky" from Lifes Goes On), Anne Heche (Psycho), Tim Allen (Joe Somebody)

Director: John Pasquin (The Santa Clause, Jungle 2 Jungle)

Screenwriter: Chris Columbus (The Goonies, Christmas with the Kranks)

Premise: John Rocker is forced to coach a baseball team of children affected with muscular dystrophy after his second DUI in as many months.  To do so, he'll need the help of his assistant coach Charlie (Chris Burke).  Along the way, he meets Julie (Anne Heche), a parent of one of the children with muscular dystrophy, who shows him how to stop hating and start loving.  Steve (Tim Allen) coaches a rival team of children from the local neo-nazi group that is raising money to build a gas chamber to kill disabled citizens in the Kansas City area as part of their summer "Final Solution" project.

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2005, 04:07:40 AM »
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Where did John Pasquin come from? I thought this was Mel Gibson's next project.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2005, 04:08:25 AM »
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Quote from: UncleJoey
Where did John Pasquin come from? I thought this was Mel Gibson's next project.


No, he is producing it (with his own money, might I add).
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2005, 09:54:59 AM »
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Neo Nazis and Little League? hahaha this might be funny.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2005, 10:34:00 AM »
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"Steve (Tim Allen) coaches a rival team of children from the local neo-nazi group that is raising money to build a gas chamber to kill disabled citizens in the Kansas City area as part of their summer "Final Solution" project."



This has to be a joke.

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2005, 11:12:03 AM »
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Oh my god where is the trailer.

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2005, 11:23:31 AM »
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It's sad that this would have been better than 70% of the movies ever made.

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2005, 11:26:07 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2005, 11:56:48 AM »
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Tim Allen (Joe Somebody)



hmm...this sounds familiar....

Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2005, 12:13:22 PM »
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El Duderino, you continue to amaze me.
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2005, 02:26:01 PM »
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omg, "Knock out fun for the whole family"....woow...

As for the movie thread, great title :roll:
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2005, 04:01:33 PM »
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I WANNA (some) ROCK

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2005, 04:38:04 PM »
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hahaa
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