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« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2005, 06:30:15 PM »
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Quote from: Stefen


IF YOU HAD 4 MAURAS BUT HAD TO CHOOSE JUST ONE TO KICK IT WIT WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE??? AND WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE HER TO???


FOURTH ONE FROM THE LEFT AND I'D TAKE HER TO SNL. JUST KIDDING I'M SUCH A LIAR LIAR

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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2005, 06:33:55 PM »
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NUMBER ONE CAN'T LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD NUMBER TWO NEEDS DENTAL WORK AND IS A BIT ANOREXIC LOOKING NUMBER FOUR CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND SCARES ME WITH HER FOLDED ARMS SO I CHOOSE NUMBER THREE WITH JUST THE RIGHT BIT OF CLEAVAGE OH WHERE DID MY PERIOD KEY GO THERE IT IS.....

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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2005, 10:41:25 PM »
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I'D LIKE TO SEE XIXAX IN ALL CAPS BY 2006
I like to hug dogs

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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2005, 10:47:47 PM »
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no

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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2005, 10:57:01 PM »
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You're a pretty bitter person, eh?
Let's go to a motel. We don't have to do anything -- we could just swim.

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« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2005, 12:42:35 AM »
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IT'S LIKE WE MADE THIS SUNDAE FOR ALL OF US AND BEFORE WE CAN TAKE A BITE RK JUST KNOCKS IT ON THE DIRTY FLOOR

HE'S IN OVER HIS HEAD
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« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2005, 01:11:09 PM »
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I SAID NO!

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« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2005, 01:25:28 PM »
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ICE HEAD KNOW!

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« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2005, 01:36:03 PM »
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LOL!
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« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2005, 02:02:02 PM »
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EYE SAD NOW!


ELLE, OH, ELLE!

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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2005, 03:01:20 PM »
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AYE Shed....

DOH!!

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« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2005, 07:40:36 PM »
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We now pause for two Maura Tierney Moments (tm), courtesy of Newsradio:

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Lisa: Dave, tell me your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Dave: Oh, no.
Lisa: Oh, come on. You can tell me.
Dave: No, it's too embarrassing.
Lisa: Come on, please?
Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
Lisa: That's very cute.
Dave: ...with a space prostitute.

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Lisa: They're not going to fire everyone. They'll probably just... hold us all to our contracts and change the format to Soft Rock of the Seventies until we get so sick of hearing "Afternoon Delight" that we kill ourselves and they hire new people to fill our
Dave: That imagination of yours is an absolute curse.
Lisa: Yeah... my parents didn't let me watch television.

(Newsradio, by the way, is apparently back on target for a May DVD release)

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« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2005, 07:33:53 AM »
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Amazon.com is reporting a street date of 5/24 for Columbia TriStar's long-delayed News Radio: The Complete First & Second Seasons. No official confirmation from the studio, so take that for what it's worth.
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« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2005, 09:22:14 AM »
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We should have a thread just for Newsradio quotations.  For Bill, especially.  But especially for Jimmy.

JIMMY:  You should be more like Bill.
DAVE: I'M NOT BILL!
JIMMY:  ... Bill wouldn't say that.



BILL:  WASSUP-Y'ALL-ROCKET-FUEL-MALT-LIQUOR-DAMN!!!
SOME GUY: You're fired.
BILL:  Aw come on!  Wassup y'all...      ... damn!



Okay, I'm done.  My point is that it's a very quotable show.

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« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2005, 02:05:42 PM »
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that guy who plays putty on seinfield: Lisa--love of my life, fire in my loins.

Dave: "It's like judo, when the big man comes to the small man with all of his force, it's the wise small man who steps aside."
Lisa: "Yes,but if the small man is so wise than why is he so small?"
Dave: "What?"
Matthew: "Is that a riddle? I'm good at riddles tell it again."
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