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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2004, 01:14:48 AM »
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I loved that board, so many fucko's hated me there. Only a select few hate me here. Bunch of pussies I tellz you.


GO DIE!!!
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil’s rain we’ll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, ’cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, ’cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put ’em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put ’em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2004, 01:27:49 AM »
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For your 1000th post, you better post a video clip of you creaming your God Damn pants.

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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2004, 02:38:48 PM »
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15:09:11) GodDamnImDaMan: so how am i spoiled ya little shit?
(15:09:15) GodDamnImDaMan: I got 3 jobs
(15:09:18) GodDamnImDaMan: and go to school full time
(15:09:18) SRome83: no you dont
(15:09:25) GodDamnImDaMan: Bitch
(15:09:31) GodDamnImDaMan: I'm a teachers assistant
(15:09:36) SRome83: no you're not.
(15:09:39) GodDamnImDaMan: ...
(15:09:47) GodDamnImDaMan: I love this approach you are taking
(15:09:51) GodDamnImDaMan: it reminds me of myself
(15:10:04) SRome83: no it doesnt
(15:10:08) SRome83: Me>>>>>You
(15:10:13) GodDamnImDaMan: dude
(15:10:24) GodDamnImDaMan: stop with the gay ass internet lingo
(15:10:27) GodDamnImDaMan: pwned
(15:10:30) GodDamnImDaMan: me>you
(15:10:37) GodDamnImDaMan: it just shows you dont get out much
(15:10:41) GodDamnImDaMan: "no you dont"
(15:11:03) SRome83: im out all the time. Doing good things as oppose to making dumbass videos with my dumbass friends.
(15:11:09) SRome83: Hows that rapping career coming along?
(15:11:12) GodDamnImDaMan: lol
(15:11:23) GodDamnImDaMan: if you think we're actually serious about that shit then you're pretty funny
(15:11:30) GodDamnImDaMan: have you actually heard the songs?
(15:11:44) SRome83: No, thats what makes it so bad, is it isnt serious and is still awful, it would at least be funny if you were being serious
(15:11:48) SRome83: YES

(15:11:50) SRome83: Pure torture.
(15:11:59) GodDamnImDaMan: Wait?
(15:12:18) GodDamnImDaMan: so you're saying it's better to be serious and be horrible?
(15:12:24) GodDamnImDaMan: than to be horrible
(15:12:30) GodDamnImDaMan: and be laughed at?
(15:12:35) GodDamnImDaMan: are you just reatarded?
(15:13:25) GodDamnImDaMan: I'm also not the one using the gay ass internet lingo that little 10 year old's that I TA for use
(15:13:34) GodDamnImDaMan: especially when your supposedly 22
(15:13:47) SRome83: YAWN
(15:14:10) SRome83: You're 22 but talk about creaming your pants?
(15:14:16) SRome83: Boi, thats pathetic.
(15:14:25) GodDamnImDaMan: shit atleast that's funny to others
(15:14:30) SRome83: TO WHO?
(15:14:32) SRome83: The little kids?
(15:14:32) GodDamnImDaMan: I'm no the one saying "pwned"
(15:14:38) GodDamnImDaMan: aside from that
(15:14:41) GodDamnImDaMan: supposedly you get out
(15:14:43) SRome83: Neither am I, where did I say that?
(15:14:54) GodDamnImDaMan: and yet you have 1400 posts?
(15:15:00) GodDamnImDaMan: and you registered in november 03?
(15:15:15) SRome83: What does that have to do with anything?
(15:15:27) GodDamnImDaMan: how you gonna get out when you're constantly at home posting away on xixax?
(15:15:50) SRome83: haha if you werent such a retard you could do the math (with your fingers) and see thats on average 3 posts a day.
(15:16:02) GodDamnImDaMan: 3 posts a day?
(15:16:03) SRome83: 1=2=3
(15:16:08) GodDamnImDaMan: and you think that isnt alot?
(15:16:15) SRome83: NOPE
(15:16:19) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:16:20) GodDamnImDaMan: alright man
(15:16:40) SRome83: You say you work three jobs and go to school, yet still have time to trim your eyebrows?
(15:16:44) SRome83: I call bullshit.
(15:16:49) GodDamnImDaMan: lol
(15:16:53) GodDamnImDaMan: check this
(15:16:55) GodDamnImDaMan: T.A.
(15:17:14) SRome83: cause by the look of you're eyebrows, you make sure they are neat and perfect which takes you alot longer than my 3 posts a day
(15:17:14) GodDamnImDaMan: afterschool computer program for underprivledged kids
(15:17:17) SRome83: "PWNED"
(15:17:22) GodDamnImDaMan: plus i tutor
(15:17:24) SRome83: get da fuck outta here.
(15:17:32) GodDamnImDaMan: and I go to school full time
(15:17:33) GodDamnImDaMan: and yes
(15:17:37) GodDamnImDaMan: i have time to trim my eyebrows
(15:17:51) SRome83: you use the word retard but then work with underprivledged kids? Thats make you a hypocrite.
(15:17:53) GodDamnImDaMan: because unlike your "internet lingo" lovin ass
(15:17:57) GodDamnImDaMan: i get poonage
(15:18:07) GodDamnImDaMan: are you stupid?
(15:18:08) SRome83: LMAO, you don't get shit kid.
(15:18:20) GodDamnImDaMan: theres a difference between retards and underprivledged kids
(15:18:29) GodDamnImDaMan: one's mentally handicapped
(15:18:31) GodDamnImDaMan: the other is poor
(15:18:32) GodDamnImDaMan: idiot
(15:18:35) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:18:35) SRome83: Anyone who gets ass doesn't refer to it as "poonage"
(15:18:40) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:18:44) GodDamnImDaMan: you idiot
(15:18:51) SRome83: Thats all you gor?
(15:18:56) GodDamnImDaMan: gor?
(15:19:04) SRome83: THATS ALL YOU GOT?
(15:19:14) SRome83: Now I suppose you'll resort to making fun of my typo
(15:19:19) GodDamnImDaMan: dude, i've had a girlfriend for 5 years now
(15:19:29) GodDamnImDaMan: and yes, i try to look good for her
(15:19:37) SRome83: you've dated a girl since you were 17? HAHAHAH
(15:19:47) SRome83: That's not getting poonage
(15:20:00) GodDamnImDaMan: why?
(15:20:11) GodDamnImDaMan: i'm getting shit left and right
(15:20:12) SRome83: If you're so the man why are you with a girl? Shouldn't you be out living it up as the goddamnman?
(15:20:28) GodDamnImDaMan: because I found a girl that i enjoy spending my company with
(15:20:32) SRome83: HAHAHA
(15:20:46) SRome83: You're little fake internet personality has been exposed.
(15:20:53) GodDamnImDaMan: oh no.
(15:21:06) GodDamnImDaMan: my internet personality has been exposed
(15:21:08) SRome83: Do you go to starbucks with your girl? Drink lattes and read the nytimes?
(15:21:20) GodDamnImDaMan: not really
(15:21:27) GodDamnImDaMan: i enjoy fucking her in the ass instead
(15:21:39) SRome83: GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE HAHA
(15:21:44) GodDamnImDaMan: haha
(15:21:49) GodDamnImDaMan: is that what you want to hear you sick fucko?
(15:21:50) SRome83: No girlfriend of 5 years is gonna let you fuck her up the ass.
(15:22:11) SRome83: You're a sick kid, honestly, you are an idiot.
(15:22:16) GodDamnImDaMan: i'm the idiot?
(15:22:25) GodDamnImDaMan: when you're comparing mentally handycapped kids to poor children?
(15:22:27) GodDamnImDaMan: i'm the idiot?
(15:22:35) SRome83: YES
(15:22:48) GodDamnImDaMan: seriously bro
(15:22:51) GodDamnImDaMan: please please please
(15:22:56) GodDamnImDaMan: leave your house
(15:23:00) GodDamnImDaMan: get some poon
(15:23:04) GodDamnImDaMan: stop using internet terms
(15:23:13) GodDamnImDaMan: and most importantly dont vote for republicans
(15:23:15) GodDamnImDaMan: PEACE!
(15:23:19) SRome83: Boy, you are so wack
(15:23:21) GodDamnImDaMan logged out.

That was a conversation gdidm and I had earlier today.
Let's go to a motel. We don't have to do anything -- we could just swim.

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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2004, 04:52:28 PM »
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Wow that was lame

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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2004, 06:42:21 PM »
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Quote from: Pas Rapport
Wow that was lame


You read that?
WWPTAD?

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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2004, 09:33:49 PM »
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Creams pants over paste jobaroonie
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2004, 10:17:22 PM »
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That was your 1000th post.
"Hunger is the purest sin"

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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2004, 10:40:24 PM »
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not to be a "social vouch" but it's true, stefen came down to boston in august.  we went out to see this friend of mine spin in Jamaica Plain and while I was tearing up the dance floor he was out there the entire time talking to this fine girl who gave him her number.  Stefen is not much of a looker, but he's "chill" I guess and is good at sitting on the steps and talking to fine girls.  Or one fine girl, at a dance party, without dancing.  he's not very "outgoing" when we hung out that night, 'cause he was supposedly "out of his New Mexcian element", but it's true, he gets "poonage."
god, don't ever make me social vouch for you again, man.
but it's true.
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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2004, 11:29:14 PM »
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GDIDM = PWNED

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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2004, 11:32:09 PM »
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What can I say? I'm the goddamn man.
Let's go to a motel. We don't have to do anything -- we could just swim.

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« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2004, 01:04:21 AM »
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Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.
WWPTAD?

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« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2004, 01:36:41 AM »
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Quote from: [img]http://www.nigelbowman.btinternet.co.uk/masked.jpg[/img]
what the fuck is the internet

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« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2004, 03:16:11 AM »
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Quote from: pete
god, don't ever make me social vouch for you again, man.
but it's true.
 

wow, so you actually asked this guy to vouch for you? Let me guess did the coversation go something like this, "Hey man, there is this guy on the internet that doesnt think I'm cool. You GOTTA tell him I am." Just the fact alone you asked your friend to vouch for you is hilarious.


Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.
Congratulations, I was really worried over your status for a moment. Seriously, I really cared about it. And now, having heard that surely oft-occuring tale of 'poonage' (if by poonage you mean getting a phone number), I can breathe a sigh of relief.


I love this man.

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What can I say? I'm the goddamn man. Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:32 pm


yep, sitting at home on a saturday night posting insults at me is awesome. I hope it feels the same as a warm pussy.
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« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2004, 03:50:37 AM »
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Hahaha, God Damn, I never thought you'd get so defensive over a guy punking you out on the net.

And furthermore, when was it somebody's obligation to be out all night on a Saturday? I came in from work at midnight... what, am I supposed to be out all night too?

This whole "you spending time on message board taking pot shots at me" is kinda ridiculous and backwards.. we all don't assist teachers for a living like you.

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« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2004, 03:59:59 AM »
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Hahaha, God Damn, I never thought you'd get so defensive over a guy punking you out on the net.

And furthermore, when was it somebody's obligation to be out all night on a Saturday? I came in from work at midnight... what, am I supposed to be out all night too?

This whole "you spending time on message board taking pot shots at me" is kinda ridiculous and backwards.. we all don't assist teachers for a living like you.


Okay, you guys all pissed me off far enough. I'm going to slowly start fucking all your mothers one by one. Romancing them at first, then fucking them no matter how old, or horrible looking they are. Next I'm going to marry them, only so you little cunts can call me your daddies. Then and only then will I cream my pants.
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