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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2005, 12:27:32 AM »
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It's great when people predict the end of the world based upon the supposed numerical factor upcoming. The start of a new millenium, the world must end. You know, since our calendars haven't changed a bit in a 1000 years anyway, oh wait. And by chance, do people realize that not everyone is on the gregorian caldenar. I mean to me and you it maybe 2005, but to Mohammed Aqbar and Abraham Silverstein and Yang Zao et al, it's a completely different time.
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« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2005, 05:23:33 PM »
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I had a bad feeling that the end of the world is coming soon, I walk down the street and think it could happen anyday and look at my neighbors with those wide peter lorre eyes, I wish I could warn them... but they complain when I put the trash out the day after garbage day so........ but maybe it already is occurring, rather than a date set in stone it's a gradual decay and we're right in the middle of it. Cigarettes for example, and cancer are the end of the world, and clogged obesity. all little end of the world bricks. soon prediction dates won't be predicting the end but a new beginning. What can I say I've been watching the twilight zone over cold chocolate drugs and illegal milk shakes :shock:

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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2005, 11:43:54 PM »
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I know it's old, and I definitely wouldn't take it to heart considering it was under Entertainment News and Gossip.  Though, I am quite  interested in the end.
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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2005, 12:12:33 AM »
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I would be soiling my boxers if it weren't for the fact that Cambridge astrophysicist Dr. Albert Sherwinski doesn't actually exist.

EDIT: Upon further research, it turns out this article originated in the Weekly World News, before the internet got its grubby little hands on it.
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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2005, 10:07:03 AM »
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we do have a great observatory here at cambridge mass though, every first thursday of every month it's open for public.  I once met a really unbelievable cute girl on the train and we were talking about moon and things and I had to get off before finding out her name and stuff and she said we'll just meet at the observatory the next thursady.  I didn't go though, I had to work, and then I went back to Taiwan for a few months.
but last night I was watching some nasa channel on my parents' cable tv, and they had this documentary from the early 80s about nasa's attempts to explore the planets.  dude it was so depressing man, mankind ain't never gonna get anywhere, nevermind live anywhere else, other than this here miserable blue planet.  it's like Venus is Earth 5 billion years ago and Mars is 5 billion years later.  The universe is just a big cruel entity.  We have only God on our side, everything else seems to be against us, including our oil-drilling selves.  I don't doubt the existence of carbon-based life forms elsewhere, but I bet they're also subjected to the cruelty of gravity and limited resources just like us.
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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2006, 03:13:18 PM »
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Actual press release from the Mayor of Los Angeles (from March 29th, so I can't even blame it on April Fool's Day):

Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, the Los Angeles City Council and Police Chief William Bratton will honor Lionsgate, Paul Haggis, the producers, cast and crew of three-time Academy Award winning Best Picture "Crash" in a City Hall ceremony on April 4, 2006, at 10 AM. This honor coincides with the DVD release of Crash Director's Cut Edition.
During the ceremony the Mayor and Council will designate April 4th as "Crash / FilmL.A. Day" in the City of Los Angeles in recognition of the award winning film, shot almost entirely within the City of Los Angeles.

"Our City is proud of Lionsgate and the cast and crew of Crash for this powerful film, which was shot almost entirely on the streets of Los Angeles," said Mayor Villaraigosa. "In the most diverse City in the world, we live and work side by side with people from different backgrounds, but we seldom talk about -- and learn -- from our differences. Art is meant to provoke, Crash certainly has and will continue to do so for years to come."


If that's not worth reviving this thread, nothing is.

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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2006, 04:40:48 PM »
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That is more unsettling than anything posted in this thread.
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« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2006, 10:06:42 AM »
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Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, the Los Angeles City Council and Police Chief William Bratton will honor Lionsgate, Paul Haggis, the producers, cast and crew of two-time Xixax Award nominated/three-time Academy Award winning Best Picture "Crash" in a City Hall ceremony on April 4, 2006, at 10 AM.

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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2006, 10:34:45 AM »
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They failed to mention it because the Xixax Awards are too commercial.  No one cares about them.
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2007, 03:52:47 PM »
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At least the seeds will surivive:


'Doomsday' vault design unveiled
By Mark Kinver
Science and nature reporter, BBC News 



The final design for a "doomsday" vault that will house seeds from all known varieties of food crops has been unveiled by the Norwegian government.
The Svalbard International Seed Vault will be built into a mountainside on a remote island near the North Pole.

The vault aims to safeguard the world's agriculture from future catastrophes, such as nuclear war, asteroid strikes and climate change.

Construction begins in March, and the seed bank is scheduled to open in 2008.


The Norwegian government is paying the $5m (£2.5m) construction costs of the vault, which will have enough space to house three million seed samples.

The collection and maintenance of the collection is being organised by the Global Crop Diversity Trust, which has responsibility of ensuring the "conservation of crop diversity in perpetuity".

"We want a safety net because we do not want to take too many chances with crop biodiversity," said Cary Fowler, the Trust's executive director.

"Can you imagine an effective, efficient, sustainable response to climate change, water shortages, food security issues without what is going to go in the vault - it is the raw material of agriculture."

Future proof

The seed vault will be built 120m (364ft) inside a mountain on Spitsbergen, one of four islands that make up Svalbard.


Dr Fowler said Svalbard, 1,000km (621 miles) north of mainland Norway, was chosen as the location for the vault because it was very remote and it also offered the level of stability required for the long-term project.

"We looked very far into the future. We looked at radiation levels inside the mountain, and we looked at the area's geological structure," he told BBC News.

"We also modelled climate change in a drastic form 200 years into future, which included the melting of ice sheets at the North and South Poles, and Greenland, to make sure that this site was above the resulting water level."

By building the vault deep inside the mountain, the surrounding permafrost would continue to provide natural refrigeration if the mechanical system failed, explained Dr Fowler.

'Living Fort Knox'

The Arctic vault will act as a back-up store for a global network of seed banks financially supported by the trust.

Dr Fowler said that a proportion of the seeds housed at these banks would be deposited at Svalbard, which will act as a "living Fort Knox".

Although the vault was designed to protect the specimens from catastrophic events, he added that it could also be used to replenish national seed banks.

"One example happened in September when a typhoon ripped through the Philippines and destroyed its seed bank," Dr Fowler recalled.

"The storm brought two feet of water and mud into the bank, and that is the last thing you want in a seed bank."

Low maintenance

Once inside the vault, the samples will be stored at -18C (0F). The length of time that seeds kept in a frozen state maintain their ability to germinate depends on the species.


Some crops, such as peas, may only survive for 20-30 years. Others, such as sunflowers and grain crops, are understood to last for many decades or even hundreds of years.
Once the collection has been established at Svalbard, Dr Fowler said the facility would operate with very little human intervention.

"Somebody will go up there once every year to physically check inside to see that everything is OK, but there will be no full-time staff," he explained.

"If you design a facility to be used in worst-case scenarios, then you cannot actually have too much dependency on human beings."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/science/nature/6335899.stm

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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2011, 11:50:41 PM »
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By now, I'm sure most of you are familiar with:

US preacher warns end of the world is nigh: 21 May, around 6pm, to be precise
(But he has been wrong before).
Guy Adams reports from California


The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately "raptured" to Heaven; the rest of us will get sent straight to the Other Place.

If Mr Camping were speaking from any normal pulpit, it would be easy to dismiss him as just another religious eccentric wrongly calling the apocalypse. But thanks to this elderly man's ubiquity, on America's airwaves and billboards, his unlikely Doomsday message is almost impossible to ignore.

Every day Mr Camping, an 89-year-old former civil engineer, speaks to his followers via the Family Radio Network, a religious broadcasting organisation funded entirely by donations from listeners. Such is their generosity (assets total $120m) that his network now owns 66 stations in the US alone.

Those deep pockets were raided to allow Family Radio to launch a high-profile advertising campaign, proclaiming the approaching Day of Judgement. More than 2,000 billboards across the US are adorned with its slogans, which include "Blow the trumpet, warn the people!". A fleet of logoed camper vans is touring every state in the nation. "It's getting real close. It's really getting pretty awesome, when you think about it," Mr Camping told The Independent on Sunday. "We're not talking about a ball game, or a marriage, or graduating from college. We're talking about the end of the world, a matter of being eternally dead, or being eternally alive, and it's all coming to a head right now."

Mr Camping, who makes programmes in 48 languages, boasts tens of thousands of followers across the globe, with radio stations in South Africa, Russia and Turkey. After 70 years of studying the Bible, he claims to have developed a system that uses mathematics to interpret prophesies hidden in it. He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.

Recent events, such as earthquakes in Japan, New Zealand and Haiti, are harbingers of impending doom, he says, as are changing social values. "All the stealing, and the lying, and the wickedness and the sexual perversion that is going on in society is telling us something," he says. "So too is the gay pride movement. It was sent by God as a sign of the end."

Mr Camping, who founded Family Radio in the 1950s, grew up a Baptist. Many of his strongly held views – he does not believe in evolution and thinks all abortion should be banned – are relatively commonplace among America's religious right.

Critics point out that this isn't the first time Mr Camping has predicted the second coming. On 6 September 1994, hundreds of his listeners gathered at an auditorium in Alameda looking forward to Christ's return.

"At that time there was a lot of the Bible I had not really researched very carefully," he said last week. "But now, we've had the chance to do just an enormous amount of additional study and God has given us outstanding proofs that it really is going to happen."

Mr Camping's argument has convinced Adam Larsen, 32, from Kansas. He is among scores of "ambassadors" who have quit their jobs to drive around America in Family Radio vehicles warning of the impending apocalypse. "My favourite pastime is raccoon hunting," Mr Larsen told CNN. "I've had to give that up. But this task is far more important."

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So I'm thinking, OK, big Christian media tycoon says something, fully believes it and broadcasts it.  Sadly, it then has reverberations.  All I could hear about today at work, either in passing of customers discussing how the world is supposed to end today, or just general banter of coworkers discussing it. It should be happening in the next couple hours in New Zealand, unless it hits the world at 6 p.m. in California, who knows.
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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2011, 12:19:57 AM »
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5pm here on the east coast of australia, feelin' fine. Will check back in an hour.

I had to move some furniture today so i'm glad I had time to do that. The weather even cleared up. Unemployment is low, the dollar is up, birds are chirping... looking like an alright weekend here in the greatest country on earth.

So glad we don't have religious nuts ruining our free time.

Edit: 7:30pm, browsing the tubes on my Acer iconia a500 honeycomb tablet.. life is good.

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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2011, 12:20:45 AM »
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I think it's another case of right place right time; somehow he's tapped into some kinda weird wish fulfillment uncertainty thing, moreso than anyone else, where even the least of the believers is interested and wants to interact with it. the social media, the rise and popularization of irony (where even the middle of the middle people are now developing a taste for), the tribalization of American political system, 2012 being around the corner, and just the world's proclivity to confident men in general, all contribute to this mild form of hysteria.
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2011, 01:38:16 AM »
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My theory is that his company, almost entirely funded by donations is probably going belly up, so they spend a vast remainder of the money on advertising his new plot in hopes that: he can burn out and still get famous or garner a bunch of attention and make off with a bunch of newfound attention, regardless.  All he has to say is "Oops, slight miscalculation, but daggone, we got a bunch of boys working their hardest to interpret the numbers in the Bible for you kind folk!"  It's not hard to believe why this guy sprang up from obscurity, he's been biding his time, raking in shitloads of profits and then spending his wad all now because he's ancient.

Reminds me of Seventh Day Adventists' "The Great Disappointment."

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Re: The End(s) Of The World
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2011, 07:47:34 AM »
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i'm doing my part by not even looking at twitter today.
no matter how clean you think your timeline is, somebody will retweet an asshole or an idiotic opinion and your day will be ruined.