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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #90 on: March 30, 2011, 08:34:59 PM »
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abc 123, rk wishes he had jeans like me

LOL.

But fer realz, us grown ass men need to leave these little girls alone. Just let them be! That awkward stage we all go through is usually confined to our parents VHS tapes, but YouTube has made it so everyone's awkward stage is always on display.
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2011, 03:56:16 AM »
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abc 123, rk wishes he had jeans like me

LOL.

But fer realz, us grown ass men need to leave these little girls alone. Just let them be! That awkward stage we all go through is usually confined to our parents VHS tapes, but YouTube has made it so everyone's awkward stage is always on display.


especially when your parents can afford to make you a pop star or at least a wanna be. What i like about rebecca black is that she doesn't REALLY seem to wanna be in the video but it seems like her parents made her. Jenna Rose seems like she demanded her parents front the $1,000,000 to make her a sensation and so i despise her dumbass and her weird mouth twitch.

its like when i was a kid and i demanded my dad build me a WWF wrestling ring in the back yard. He said no, and i'm a better person because of it.
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #92 on: March 31, 2011, 03:58:54 AM »
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shorter and sweeter, same idea
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #93 on: March 31, 2011, 09:29:03 AM »
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haha is Jason Mewes on drugs again?
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #94 on: March 31, 2011, 01:21:23 PM »
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Crying for America
Poor kid probably has no idea how much of an idiot his parents have forced him to look like.

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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #95 on: March 02, 2012, 10:58:58 AM »
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"Hunger is the purest sin"

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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #96 on: March 02, 2012, 11:29:34 AM »
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1 - 5. There were more people buying CDs or paying for single Itunes tracks in the years 2000+ than there were hippies and teens buying records in the sixties or cassettes in the 80s and 90s. also elvis and Hendrix suck.

6 & 7. So what, they obviously had wider appeal.

8. marketing.

9. Who gives a fuck, they are all still millionaires. Except the dead ones.

10. Reggae SUCKS.

11. See 1 - 5.

12. No one actually cares.
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2015, 12:02:12 PM »
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Sorry to report, I have a pretty solid nomination.

Fun test: If you can make it through the final stretch (from about 3:17) without killing yourself, you have a strong will to live.

Actually, the pretty girl licking her necklace is probably too much of a distraction (yes, that happens). It sort of mitigates the soul-destroying effect of hearing "way way way way too looong" whimper-croaked by Adam Duritz over and over again (which has an unexpected meta meaning). The best way to hear this is from the speakers in a home improvement store while you're trying to find something and have no power to turn it off.


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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #98 on: February 09, 2015, 02:53:21 PM »
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Bad song? Yes. Worst Counting Crows song? Probably (I haven't heard their last few albums). Worst song of all time? Not even in spitting distance of this:

(NSFW, unless your work is like, super chill)


A song about sex by a bunch of dudes who probably think babies come out of a woman's butt, and that breasts feel like squeezing a bag of sand. You can contract HPV just from looking at these dudes. And the worst part, the very worst part of all, is that this piece of crap will be stuck in your head for the rest of the week.
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #99 on: February 09, 2015, 03:47:48 PM »
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...I can smell the Axe body spray through my speakers
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #100 on: February 09, 2015, 03:56:26 PM »
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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #101 on: May 04, 2017, 12:40:03 PM »
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I think I may have found the worst male vocalist:


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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2017, 02:39:29 PM »
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Oh God make it stop. Hated it before he even opened his mouth and then it got even more awful. Terrible. Just terrible.

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Re: Worst Song Of All Time
« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2017, 09:22:12 PM »
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Edited in the Youtube video. Comments were disabled on Youtube and on their main site. LOL.
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