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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2003, 07:09:48 PM »
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PTA's own 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'!


EXT. OUTSIDE A THEATRE - NIGHT

Reed
So what did ya think?

Dirk
What the fuck was up with those fucking frogs, man?


Dirk
Where you going, Rollergirl?

Rollergirl
Jack wants me to go look at that guy's cock over there... I think his name is Barry...

later on...

Barry
Oh, hello.  What's your name sweetie.

Rollergirl
My name's Rollergirl... we're gonna fuck, but you better not come inside!

Barry
Ok!  You know, you're so beautiful, I just want to break your fuckin' face in.

Sydney
Don't talk to her that way you sick fuck.  Get the fuck off her (pointing a gun).

Rollergirl
Syd, Jack told me to come fuck this guy

Sydney
Look, go find Jack and leave.  Get as far away from this place as you can.

Rollergirl
Ok, Syd, i'm sorry!

Sydney
It's ok... just don't tell Jack that I killed his mom's uncle's friend's girlfriend.



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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2003, 01:53:57 AM »
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a PTA movie set in the Future.


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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2003, 02:32:53 AM »
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Quote from: AntiDumbFrogQuestion
PTA's own 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'!

INT- COMIC BOOK STORE- DAY

DIRK
Hey, I'm Dirk, a big dicked porn star
buying a comic book in this store

REED
Hey Dirk, what are you doing here?
What's your motivation as a character?
Explain to me every plot point in this scene
and the next.

DIRK
OK, well right now i'm buying a comic,
then I'm going to walk outside and bump
into somebody I know. They will tell me who
they are and what they have to do with the story.
Then I will ask them questions, repeat
everything they say in the form of a question,
and wink at the camera obnoxiously.

REED
Gee dirk, that's a paramasturbatory tale.

DIRK
Paramasturbatory?

REED
I hate this fucking dialogue.
endless 'nothing is what it seems'-isms

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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2003, 02:58:47 AM »
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Quote from: P
Quote from: AntiDumbFrogQuestion
PTA's own 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'!

INT- COMIC BOOK STORE- DAY

DIRK
Hey, I'm Dirk, a big dicked porn star
buying a comic book in this store

REED
Hey Dirk, what are you doing here?
What's your motivation as a character?
Explain to me every plot point in this scene
and the next.

DIRK
OK, well right now i'm buying a comic,
then I'm going to walk outside and bump
into somebody I know. They will tell me who
they are and what they have to do with the story.
Then I will ask them questions, repeat
everything they say in the form of a question,
and wink at the camera obnoxiously.

REED
Gee dirk, that's a paramasturbatory tale.

DIRK
Paramasturbatory?

REED
I hate this fucking dialogue.


Okay, Kevin Smith style:

Dirk
I went down on Jesse without my tonge
going outside her designated pussy.

Buck
How dare you fuck with my girl, in my
bedroom no less!

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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2003, 03:02:25 AM »
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that was kevin smith style.

it's funny all anyone can see is the fucks, but PTA uses just as many fucks. what marks kevin smith dialogue is its over-expository nature, usually heavy on plot explanation. and how self-conscious everyone sounds when they speak it.
endless 'nothing is what it seems'-isms

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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2003, 04:08:12 AM »
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that was kevin smith style.


I know, i was just giving my take.

 

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