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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2003, 03:10:58 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2003, 03:41:38 PM »
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haha, i luv the thread title, w/ the "f***"

anyone agree w/ me that a lot of times cussing on tv w/ the bleeps is a lot funnier than in movies w/o them? sumthing about bleeping cusswords, the noise, i dunno. it cracks me up.

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2003, 04:11:31 PM »
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Yeah, Fargo was on TV and itstead of them saying, "Shut the f*ck up!" they said "Shut the fruit up!"

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2003, 04:25:20 PM »
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haha, i luv the thread title, w/ the "f***"

anyone agree w/ me that a lot of times cussing on tv w/ the bleeps is a lot funnier than in movies w/o them? sumthing about bleeping cusswords, the noise, i dunno. it cracks me up.


Case in point, Happy Gilmore (even though the editing is actually in the movie), when he's cussing at the golf ball, and just drags out, "PIECE OF MONKEY SH*T!" I remember nearly peeing myself as a kid.
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2003, 04:41:39 PM »
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I love it when they bleep it...one of the better parts of Austin Powers 2 is Dr. Evil on Jerry Springer.

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2003, 05:13:43 PM »
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There was that X-Files episode way back in 1995, Jose Chung's "From Outer Space" where the local Sheriff sweared alot, but because Scully was re-telling the story he actually said "bleep" rether than swearing.  :-D
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2003, 08:21:17 PM »
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i remember they showed scarface on tv, and in the scene in the beginning when the cop asks tony how he got that scar , and says "by eating pussy?", they changed it to "by eating grapefruit?"
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2003, 09:03:47 PM »
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There was that X-Files episode way back in 1995, Jose Chung's "From Outer Space" where the local Sheriff sweared alot, but because Scully was re-telling the story he actually said "bleep" rether than swearing.  :-D


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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2003, 09:24:54 PM »
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"by eating grapefruit?"

i wish grapefruit tasted that good.  maybe just needs more sugar.   :oops:

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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2003, 04:53:49 PM »
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i remember they showed scarface on tv, and in the scene in the beginning when the cop asks tony how he got that scar , and says "by eating pussy?", they changed it to "by eating grapefruit?"


On the Scarface DVD it has cuts from the TV version

And the one they play is

"by eating pineapple?"

haha. classic.

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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2003, 05:05:39 PM »
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Quote from: aclockworkjj
Quote from: eward
"by eating grapefruit?"

i wish grapefruit tasted that good.  maybe just needs more sugar.   :oops:


Sweet fruity taste? Eh...I don't know  :?

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2003, 10:11:10 AM »
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the worst T.V. edit for a movie was "Harlem (k)Nights" (mental blank on the name!)

what they tryed to do was the slow-moition time streach...

it sucked ass....
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2003, 11:35:02 AM »
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Look at the Basic Instinct DVD, there is a fun feature where they compare the TV edited version with the original.
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