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« Reply #150 on: April 04, 2005, 08:40:33 PM »
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i flirted with her at "the standard" in hollywood and got her phone number... bitch never returned my call.

true story

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« Reply #151 on: April 04, 2005, 11:09:03 PM »
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i flirted with her at "the standard" in hollywood and got her phone number... bitch never returned my call.

true story

Well, that was rude of her.
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« Reply #152 on: April 04, 2005, 11:36:19 PM »
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I saw her at the MTV's after party last year... I told her I was producing a film and then we had this huge VIP table (for our Record Label) so she was all over us... until some punk started offering coke on the next VIP table and she ran like a dog... we were stuck with Nicole Ritchie all night... poor girl is ugly and nobody really paid any attention to her... it was all Paris

I still have her stupid reel and a bunch of shit in the office. She even sent us her new book. Very funny stuff

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« Reply #153 on: April 04, 2005, 11:41:17 PM »
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some punk started offering coke on the next VIP table and she ran like a dog

Must have been thirsty. :idea:
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« Reply #154 on: April 04, 2005, 11:42:40 PM »
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i think it'd be pretty funny if i got her pregnant then denied it, and then a bunch of different men have to get tested and it makes her look like a whore but then i come out victorious and get a little baby who can hang out with me and go places with me. All on Paris's dime. God, I want a baby.
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« Reply #155 on: April 05, 2005, 02:54:49 AM »
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why not settle for a healthy bowel movement...labor would take less time and the kid would probably be better looking anyway...the shit you produce here is stinking up the joint...sum clever fella should post your greatest hits from 4/4/5 as case in point...blank
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« Reply #156 on: April 07, 2005, 03:45:44 PM »
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God, I want a baby.


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« Reply #157 on: April 07, 2005, 04:09:21 PM »
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i think it'd be pretty funny if i got her pregnant then denied it, and then a bunch of different men have to get tested and it makes her look like a whore but then i come out victorious and get a little baby who can hang out with me and go places with me. All on Paris's dime. God, I want a baby.


Never thought I'd actually read that someone wanted to have sex with Paris Hilton.

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« Reply #158 on: April 07, 2005, 04:37:11 PM »
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until some punk started offering coke on the next VIP table and she ran like a dog...

It's the same the world over...
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« Reply #159 on: April 08, 2005, 06:29:27 AM »
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This is what Paris Hilton chose to wear at P Diddy's 35th Birthday party...





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« Reply #160 on: April 08, 2005, 07:36:42 AM »
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so she has testicles, so what?

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« Reply #161 on: April 08, 2005, 10:35:27 AM »
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god, she is gross. what if someone kidnapped her and tortured her, like, cut off bits of her face and generally made her look hideous and no surgery could ever make her normal looking again then he let her go. when that guy went to jail, i bet he'd be a celebrity, and hero all over the usa.
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« Reply #162 on: April 08, 2005, 10:53:45 AM »
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She makes me ill as well. I can't believe people pay so much attention to her.

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« Reply #163 on: April 08, 2005, 12:39:44 PM »
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Was that for real?  Cuz that was just wrong.  Uncool on many levels.  Ugh.
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« Reply #164 on: May 25, 2005, 07:36:04 PM »
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Paris Hilton Ad Crashes Burger Chain's Website

Paris Hilton's racy new burger commercial has proved so popular, a site touting the clip has crashed. The site - WWW.SpicyParis.Com - touting Hilton's ad for burger chain Carl's Jr, crashed for four hours as internet surfers raced to see the seductive swimsuit-clad socialite doused in suds. The 30-second commercial, which features the hotel heiress washing a Bentley and chomping on Carl's Jr's Spicy Bbq Burger in a stringy black swimsuit, has generated media attention since hitting the US TV airwaves on Thursday. The special site was launched by Carl's Jr at the same time, featuring a special 60-second version of the ad. A day later, the site crashed and was down for about four hours, the company said. Carl's Jr's executive vice president of marketing, Brad Haley, says in a statement, "It was a mixed blessing. It turned out that Paris was too hot for our servers."
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Paris Hilton's Burger Ad Branded "Porn"

Paris Hilton's new TV commercial for a burger chain has sparked furor in the US, with family groups calling for it to be pulled. In the recently-debuted commercial for Carl's Jr, the hotel heiress is seen in a revealing black bikini as she cavorts with a water hose while washing a Bentley - sensuously covering herself and the vehicle with suds. But her onscreen antics have proved to be too raunchy for Parents Television Council, whose research director Melissa Caldwell says, "This commercial is basically soft-core porn. It's inappropriate for television." The group plans to mobilize its million-strong members to protest and is considering asking the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to declare the ad indecent. Brad Haley, marketing chief for Carl's Jr, said in a statement issued before the commercial began airing last week, "Paris was chosen to star in the ad because she is an intriguing cultural icon and the 'it girl' of the moment. She fascinates Carl's Jr.'s most loyal customers, 'young, hungry guys', as well as 'young, hungry gals'." Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and several playmates have also appeared in an ad for the burger company.
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