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Raw Sexual Tension between Frodo and Sam...
« on: February 09, 2003, 03:52:22 PM »
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okay, i barely noticed this in the first film, however in the second one I actually sometimes hope that these little hobbit bastards, would forget about saving middle earth, and stop fighting their yearning of tight hobbit anus love. Anyone else agree?

I mean i cant be the only one noticing the sexual tension between these two!

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2003, 04:01:38 PM »
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Mos def. I kept thinking Sam was gonna turn to Frodo and go, "Frodo. There's something I need to tell you. A deep, dark, horrible secret. Something I've never told anyone." Then Frodo goes, "What is it Sam?" And Sam starts crying. "I can't Frodo. It's too painful..." Frodo cradles Sam in his arms. "Come on, Sam. You can tell me. You can tell me anything." "Frodo... I want to make sweet butt love to you. Right now. Right in the butt." Pause. "OK, Sam. Be gentle."

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2003, 04:22:16 PM »
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pffff, hobbits wouldnt say "butt love"

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2003, 05:24:20 AM »
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Those last couple of shots w/ them in the woods looking at eachother- man I thought i was about to see some hardcore furry gay hobbit sex.

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2003, 10:59:43 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2003, 02:44:03 PM »
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