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Reply #135 on: May 26, 2005, 09:08:39 AM
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The Future of Television by Conan O'Brien

that was hilarious, i'm gonna steal this idea..
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As reality television becomes ubiquitous, being unknown becomes cool. Oprah proclaims that "Anonymity Is the New Fame," and the hottest new program is a worldwide search for someone who has never been on television. The winner, an 80-year-old Maori tribesman, is soon on every magazine cover and is spotted canoodling in the bar of the Four Seasons with Tara Reid.
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Reply #136 on: May 26, 2005, 10:16:25 AM
HOLY SHIT. I laughed my ass off. That was awesome. Notably the kinky sex and 10 hours of Gunsmoke.
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Reply #137 on: August 29, 2005, 12:27:33 PM
FYI.

The conezone site has uploaded the very first show dated 9-13-93.

http://conezone.co.uk/


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Reply #138 on: August 31, 2005, 07:57:49 PM
Thanks for posting that.  I've always wanted to see the first show.  Even then it was hilarious.  I had no idea that Actual Items started this early.  And Conan singing Edelweiss at the end must be the precursor to the lullaby he does every once in a while.


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Reply #139 on: September 09, 2005, 09:24:11 AM
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http://conezone.co.uk/

RIP..

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VERY BAD NEWS

I just got a very unpleasant email from NBC Universal. They have demanded that I take down all video clips from the show. I'm forced to acquiesce since I'm not exactly equipped to deal with the legal department at NBC Universal. This site is (was) for people who don't get Conan on TV. If they had the opportunity to watch him on TV they would. How else are visitors going to enjoy the show now? Oh well.

So I guess this is the end of conzone.co.uk. Just want to say thanks to everyone who sent emails thanking me for enabling them to watch Conan every week. I hope you will be able to find other ways of seeing the program.

Björn Flóki
Reykavík, Iceland
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Reply #140 on: September 09, 2005, 09:48:14 AM
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Reply #141 on: September 09, 2005, 10:11:25 AM
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http://conezone.co.uk/

RIP..



That's very very bad news, I swear a minute ago I was thinking that monday I'd be downloading the show with Richard Lewis.

Fucking legal departments!

FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!


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Reply #142 on: September 09, 2005, 12:30:46 PM
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Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
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Reply #143 on: September 09, 2005, 01:22:44 PM
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Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you


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Reply #144 on: September 09, 2005, 01:29:35 PM
I loved that gag.


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Reply #145 on: September 09, 2005, 02:07:23 PM
Oh Conan.

I had written out a whole rant on how much I hate that song, and then Conan and his crack team of writers found the perfect way to use it.


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Reply #146 on: September 09, 2005, 04:13:05 PM
the lost joke from clutch cargo with bush

conan: mr. president, you've received a lot of negative criticism for not going to the gulf coast as soon as you heard the disaster was going to occur.
bush: oh, i did conan. i did 18 holes at the --
conan: no, no, no. mr. president. that's a golf course. i said the gulf coast.
bush: ohh, i couldn't play there now, conan. are you crazy?


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Reply #147 on: October 06, 2005, 11:16:20 AM
U2 on Conan today.

The band will be there the entire hour.

Please someone tape this, I have an address in the u.s. so you can send me the tape, I can paypal you the s&h.


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Reply #148 on: October 14, 2005, 07:57:49 AM
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U2 on Conan today.

The band will be there the entire hour.

Please someone tape this, I have an address in the u.s. so you can send me the tape, I can paypal you the s&h.


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Reply #149 on: October 19, 2005, 01:40:24 PM
“Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.”
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