So Bill O'Reilly is sitting on a washing machine, talking to Conan O'Brien on the telephone. He says to Conan, "Ask me why I'm like Election Day." Conan says, "Okay, why are you like Election Day?" He says, "Because Election Day is coming soon! OOOOOOOHH!"
So yeah, that was from the rerun that aired late tonight/this morning/whatever. Nothing really spectacular from this week, though I liked the freaky camera angle employed during tonight's monologue. I'm sure the bat segment was hilarious, but I didn't get to see much of it. Was out of the room. Will Arnette was brutal. His stuff about Bateman was great, especially Justine playing his love interest on Arrested Development. Said it before, but Conan needs to do Monday shows. Four a week isn't enough. He can make it up with more vacation in the summer, I don't care. It just doesn't make sense. Considering though that I only have a four-day week right now, I can understand the appeal, but a job you love has to be different.