That's why it's funny. Long story short, a model slash aspiring actress posted on C&C saying she was a huge PTA fan (a somewhat dubious claim) and was hoping to get some work in a PTA movie. "Inspiring Actress Jacki Lynn" is what she called herself, and that was perhaps the thread title. There's more to the story, but those are the basics.
Polka, if you can pull something up, I'll be impressed.