Here's how I imagine some of you. I tried to be as honest as possible and not pick anyone I've already seen or go for cheap jokes. Let's start with the top dogs:
not because I think you're dumb. I just imagine you having a perfectly round head.
Tall, dark, politically minded. Seems to fit.
I see him as someone who is very deprived of sunlight, although he is from New Mexico..
Short, bald, and fat ( but I think thats unfair because I'm probably just judging from the guy in your profile photo )
..but less fat and intense
Jonathan Taylor Thomas ( lubing up? )
and last but not least...
I just think you're young.