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ShanghaiOrange

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I just thought of something Tarantino-esque.
« on: September 14, 2003, 08:25:15 PM »
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No one would really say this in real life, but I think it's sorta funny. A little. Maybe. :(

Some guy: "So you're saying he was arrested alot for beating on his wife?"
Some other guy (whose back): "I'm saying the brotha (nigga? :()  got more battery charges than a twelve pack-a-double A's (Duracels?)."

You can steal that if you think it's any good. :(
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I just thought of something Tarantino-esque.
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2003, 08:28:53 PM »
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hm. thats not bad

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2003, 09:15:00 PM »
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hehe.  i like it.  nicely done.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2003, 09:16:04 PM »
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I like it, but don't let Spike Lee hear you say it.
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2003, 10:06:59 PM »
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LIKE it? I just PATENTED it!

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2003, 11:53:59 PM »
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Some guy: "So you're saying the actor gave a good performance?"
Some other guy: "I'm saying the brother got more presence than attendance in a class of schizophrenics!"

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2003, 11:57:22 PM »
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a: "Hey nigga".
b: "Bang."
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2003, 12:12:46 AM »
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some guy:.."yeah, i went to the car shoppe and my car got worsen then my car was  before it was sans worsen.."
some other guy.."what!?"
the same some guy.."yeah!, I went TO the CAR shoppe and MY CAR got worsen then MY car was BEFORE it was SANS worsen!"..
the same some other guy.."WHAT!!?"
still the same some guy.."YEAH! , I WENT TO THE CAR SHOPPE AND MY CAR GOT WORSEN THEN MY CAR WAS BEFORE IT WAS SANS WORSEN!!!"
still the same some other guy:.."gee, say it don't spray it"



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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2003, 12:24:57 AM »
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You know that gangsta, Bachelor Bob? Well, after Mr. Nelson got ahold of him, the nigga spent a month in the hospital with needles for IV's and painkillers all hooked up to him and shit. I'm tellin' ya, the guy had more pricks in him than a hooker in an orgy.
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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2003, 02:57:18 AM »
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Guy 1: Hey man that was a nice burrito.
Guy 2: I agree.
Guy 1: How do you know? You didn't even taste my burrito.
Guy 2: I was basing my opinion on the simple fact that you liked it.
Guy 1: Oh I see.
GUY 2: SHIT MY NIGGA YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF A SEEING EYE DOG!

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2003, 09:24:43 AM »
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I think the phrase "Tarantino-esque" is a little Tarantino-esque, because I've never heard someone say that in real life.
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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2003, 09:37:02 AM »
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Some guy: "So you're saying he was Tarantino-esque."
Some other guy: "I'm saying the nigga got his ass capped to the tune of "My Beautiful Balloon" by the Fifth Dimenson. That is some Tarantino-esque shit right there."

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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2003, 09:39:12 AM »
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a: this thread has become really non-tarantino-esque
b: how do u figure
a: there's sum real wack lines up in this piece.
b: bang.
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2003, 10:19:21 AM »
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a : I agree
b: bang

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2003, 01:45:28 PM »
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A: One mo' Mother fucka' say Tarentino-esque up in this joint I'm a fill you so full of holes, you'll whistle in the Wind.
B: Hey! That was really Tarentino-esque, what you said there
A: Bang!

 

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