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Reply #75 on: December 06, 2012, 11:27:00 AM
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Ever have a feeling and you donít know why?


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Reply #76 on: December 06, 2012, 12:11:04 PM
Eatin' Low Down


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Reply #77 on: December 06, 2012, 02:33:39 PM
Man-fappin'
Broadway Danny Blows
The Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger of Cairo
San Fernando Valley Ending
Whatever Squirts

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Reply #78 on: December 06, 2012, 03:02:58 PM
Small Time Hookers


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Reply #79 on: December 06, 2012, 04:09:27 PM
Mad cock and glory

The Great Dick-tator

21 cunt street

The italian (Blow) Job

I Cum-fest

Bra-less

Jeremiah's Johnson

The Black stallion Returns

To catch a queef





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Reply #80 on: December 09, 2012, 03:40:35 AM
We Need Cock About 7"

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Reply #81 on: December 09, 2012, 04:13:18 AM
We Need Cock, About 7"

get rid of the random comma and you have yourself a thread winner.
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Reply #82 on: December 11, 2012, 09:27:23 AM
We Need Cock, About 7"

get rid of the random comma and you have yourself a thread winner.

I agree. Although this one got the biggest laugh out of me:

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Reply #83 on: December 16, 2012, 06:16:26 PM
Reelist you're uh good at this.

I write what I don't know...


ok, guys. With Guillermo Del Toro practically creating these titles for us, I suggest we play a different game.


BEST PORN NAMES BASED ON LEGIT ACTORS


Ben Asslick
Matt Gayman
Will Stiff
Channing Scrotum
Jack Pickleson
Julia Slobbers
Kirsten Cunst
Stellan Stayshard
Clint EatsWood
Colin Girth





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Reply #84 on: December 16, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
Les Mis edition:

Russell Blow
Mann Hathawang
Helena Bone 'Em Cockwhore

Um... "Hugh Jackman"


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Reply #85 on: December 17, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
cunteleeza rice
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Reply #86 on: December 17, 2012, 02:31:31 PM
If Pete was asked by James Lipton "What is your favorite curse word?" I think we all know what his answer would be...



also, reminded me of this:


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Reply #87 on: December 17, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Jerks Off Peeing on a Balls Shower


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Reply #88 on: December 17, 2012, 03:18:36 PM
Lot going on in that one ^



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Reply #89 on: December 18, 2012, 08:54:44 PM
Jerks Off Peeing on a Balls Shower

I'm completely lost on that one.
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