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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #105 on: June 19, 2005, 11:01:29 PM »
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They could face assault charges.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #106 on: June 19, 2005, 11:25:10 PM »
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I don't get it.
Let's go to a motel. We don't have to do anything -- we could just swim.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #107 on: June 19, 2005, 11:26:58 PM »
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Nobody does that to Tom Cruise and expect to walk away laughing... no señor

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #108 on: June 19, 2005, 11:29:37 PM »
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it looks like something else.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #109 on: June 20, 2005, 01:56:22 AM »
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You're a jerk!

..and a lighter note if you watch the Tampa news covering the incident, the anchorman says "It's hard to feel sorry for a guy who gets paid 20 million per picture."

I'm surprised but glad that Tom didn't kick his ass. Coulda been poison for all he knew.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #110 on: June 20, 2005, 02:10:25 AM »
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oh man, this made my day!

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #111 on: June 20, 2005, 10:29:04 AM »
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wooow that was hilarious! I thought Tom Cruise was gonna kill him right there. Instead he just kept repeating "why would you do that???"
Typical US Mother: "Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words."

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #112 on: June 20, 2005, 10:46:44 AM »
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He's becoming a joke right before our very own eyes.

Becoming?

What if the rest of Tom Cruise's career was plagued with childish practical jokes? That would be hilarious, just over and over, water to the face. At the Oscars when he dies, they can just do a gag reel of face hits. I hope he and Jenna Jameson die in the same year, so we'll have two hilarious gag reels.
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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #113 on: June 20, 2005, 04:04:24 PM »
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Oh, come one guys, am I the only one who feels a little sorry for him?
We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #114 on: June 20, 2005, 04:17:53 PM »
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Oh, come one guys, am I the only one who feels a little sorry for him?


Dude, he brings it upon himself with his prep school arrogance. The dude is so fake it's funny. Normally I would feel sorry for these things happening to someone, but I just can't feel sorry for Tom Frickin Cruise.
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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #115 on: June 20, 2005, 05:10:04 PM »
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Oh, come one guys, am I the only one who feels a little sorry for him?


no.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #116 on: June 20, 2005, 08:04:57 PM »
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Oh, come one guys, am I the only one who feels a little sorry for him?


sorry for him? the dudes got 100's of millions of dollars, a killer resume and can get just about any girl (or guy) he wants.... no sympathy here.

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #117 on: June 20, 2005, 08:49:00 PM »
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Long live the New Flesh

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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #118 on: June 20, 2005, 10:07:57 PM »
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sorry for him? the dudes got 100's of millions of dollars, a killer resume and can get just about any girl (or guy) he wants.... no sympathy here.

I'm quietly judging you. :ponder:
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Re: What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise?
« Reply #119 on: June 20, 2005, 10:56:06 PM »
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well, i still feel kinda bad for him in that whole water-gun thing.

but after thinking about, i realized i feel bad for him NOT because some dude squirted him in the face -- but because i'm embarassed for him 'cause he reacted the way he did. he shoulda just laughed. for real.

he's such a dramatic man! i saw this interview with him the other night on tv where he gets so INTO it when he's talking about his whole scientology thing -- he's like, "I'm doing this because I care. I CARE. I CARE ABOUT YOU -" he points to the camera operators, "AND YOU, AND YOU! All of you!" ...i like tom cruise.

 

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