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« Reply #255 on: February 26, 2004, 12:19:26 PM »
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We don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.

:lol:  That's a great one

Eh, it's rather stating the obvious.  Not too funny to me.

I like this one more:
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We were in the shit.

Simple, and representative of a movie most of us at least appreciate.  Except for GT.  :-D

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« Reply #256 on: February 26, 2004, 07:48:26 PM »
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If you've thought it, chances are there's already a thread about it.
“Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.” - Andy Warhol


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« Reply #257 on: February 27, 2004, 08:03:45 AM »
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'this is way too long to fit on a banner'
endless 'nothing is what it seems'-isms

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« Reply #258 on: February 27, 2004, 01:23:34 PM »
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how about: "we love to shove reeses pieces in ET's rectum-cinematically speaking of course"

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« Reply #259 on: February 27, 2004, 02:50:14 PM »
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how about: "we love to shove reeses pieces in ET's rectum-cinematically speaking of course"

I love good ass jokes as much as any crude guy does.

But that's really not even remotely funny.

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« Reply #260 on: February 27, 2004, 03:10:31 PM »
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you are so so wrong



Neon, that's fucking great!!!
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

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« Reply #261 on: February 27, 2004, 05:58:14 PM »
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'What else are you gonna do at work?'

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« Reply #262 on: February 27, 2004, 11:11:45 PM »
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you are so so wrong



Neon, that's fucking great!!!


yeah but it worked triple for you cuz you hate spielberg......but i gotta admit, i thought it was pretty damn funny too  :lol:

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« Reply #263 on: February 28, 2004, 05:32:14 PM »
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'We accept you one of us.'

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« Reply #264 on: February 28, 2004, 05:34:21 PM »
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'Don't drop the soap!'

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« Reply #265 on: February 28, 2004, 07:58:53 PM »
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We're not wrong. We're just assholes.

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« Reply #266 on: February 29, 2004, 04:01:25 PM »
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'Don't drop the soap!'


That needs to be up there, ASAP!!
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

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« Reply #267 on: March 01, 2004, 06:55:29 PM »
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« Reply #268 on: March 01, 2004, 07:08:24 PM »
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« Reply #269 on: March 03, 2004, 02:24:46 PM »
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the new idle chatter tagline is fuggin classic!!!!!!!!!
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

 

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