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Reply #285 on: May 03, 2009, 07:21:21 PM
I appreciate that he's trying


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Reply #286 on: May 03, 2009, 08:16:09 PM
Why is Quentin Tarantino writing a 20-page review of Superman Returns?


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Reply #287 on: May 03, 2009, 08:57:30 PM
Why is Quentin Tarantino writing a 20-page review of Superman Returns?

He has to do something between seasons of American Idol.
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Reply #288 on: May 04, 2009, 12:06:04 AM
Epic coke binge.
That's some catch, that Catch-22.


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Reply #289 on: May 08, 2009, 09:37:39 AM


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Reply #290 on: May 08, 2009, 10:52:00 AM
oh god  :yabbse-sad:


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Reply #291 on: May 08, 2009, 10:58:21 AM
Eli Roth is a hairy basterd.


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Reply #292 on: May 08, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
That's a disturbingly phallic pistol Eli is holding there.



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Reply #293 on: May 08, 2009, 08:54:19 PM
Between the shotgun and the baseball bat, it's like he has two dicks!  Or should that be three... no, wait.  I stand by that.  Two dicks.
That's some catch, that Catch-22.


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Reply #294 on: May 08, 2009, 10:31:31 PM
you're forgetting his face


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Reply #295 on: May 09, 2009, 04:58:34 AM
All right... two dicks and one giant douche.
That's some catch, that Catch-22.


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Reply #296 on: May 09, 2009, 04:47:04 PM
give the guy a break.


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Reply #297 on: May 09, 2009, 08:45:02 PM
Alexandro, I knew you'd gone soft.  You used to not give a FUCK about discretion!

I see'd you rip a man's jawbone off.  I seen't it!


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Reply #298 on: May 09, 2009, 10:22:04 PM

it's just eli roth's not on my shitlist. he hasn't done anything to piss me off yet. i like cabin fever a lot and enjoyed the hostel movies even though I will never see those again anyway. He's not killing cinema like plenty of other passionless hacks out there that do nothing but forgettable crap. And so far it looks the one who's acting like shit in IB is brad pitt.


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Reply #299 on: May 09, 2009, 11:05:18 PM
Don't get me wrong, I think he's a talented guy, I defend the Hostel movies wherever necessary, and from the trailer it seems like he'll be pretty good in this movie.  That doesn't change the fact that his face equals one great big wet douche.
That's some catch, that Catch-22.