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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #225 on: July 23, 2010, 01:54:08 PM »
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that's like a VHS cover of a 1995 movie. it's kind of nostalgic, in a way, of an age when people were less demanding about good graphic design and were okay with three human beings posing as robots in their movie posters. i can already see that font jittering with acid colors in the title cards.

haha, my exact thoughts.  :yabbse-thumbup:

it's like one of those vhs you would see at the dollar store while your babysitter is shopping for an ashtray.
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #226 on: December 06, 2010, 07:49:06 PM »
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #227 on: December 06, 2010, 08:01:22 PM »
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gosh is that crowded. WTF am I supposed to look at?
Just pretend it's a fucking video game

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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #228 on: December 07, 2010, 01:39:23 PM »
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I can only hope whoever made that cover was commissioned on a volunteer basis and wasn't paid for it.

That still doesn't forgive the issue of it being what is actually being used for the cover.
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #229 on: December 07, 2010, 02:15:42 PM »
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I just never want to see that movie now, and it could be really good!
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #230 on: January 20, 2011, 09:17:39 PM »
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Old awesome Ten Commandments DVD cover:


New pukeworthy Ten Commandments Blu-Ray cover:
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #231 on: February 03, 2011, 03:38:16 PM »
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They should call this film "What Happened to Our Faces?"
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #232 on: February 03, 2011, 03:47:33 PM »
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New pukeworthy Ten Commandments Blu-Ray cover:
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #233 on: May 20, 2011, 01:23:06 AM »
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They just rearranged the photos for the season 2 cover!
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #234 on: May 20, 2011, 01:32:17 AM »
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That's Juanita from Billy Madison! I LOVE HER.

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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #235 on: May 20, 2011, 02:46:58 PM »
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she is a fine piece of work... She's a fine piece of ass though too!
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #236 on: July 06, 2011, 06:24:32 PM »
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what can you say when you come up against this dvd cover while looking for movies to buy download

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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #237 on: September 02, 2011, 03:27:30 PM »
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didn't know exactly where to put this:

"These movie posters were all created by artists in Ghana to promote traveling movie shows and sell tickets to bootleg screenings of various western and local movies. These posters range from quirky recreations of the original movies to WTF inducing paintings with imagery completely unrelated to the original content."












http://www.awesome-robo.com/2011/05/70-bootleg-movie-posters.html
- Like 80 more of them.

I imagine this is what Bruce Lee has been doing with his time since crazy-eyed Elvis. (where have the pictures gone! NO!!)
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #238 on: September 22, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »
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I guess that's supposed to be Kodak red and yellow, but its still ugly.
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Re: WORST COVER ART
« Reply #239 on: September 22, 2011, 04:50:40 PM »
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Well I'm glad that Sharon Knolle of AOL Moviefone loved it so much. Also, yes, that's ugly as fuck.