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Holden Pike

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« on: May 14, 2003, 10:53:15 PM »
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Last weekend, Soderbergh married girlfriend Jules Asner. Asner, a former model turned infotainment "reporter" all over the E! network (and Ed Asner's former daughter-in-Law), is sure easy on the eyes, but strikes me as pretty dumb. Well, not Anna Nicole dumb perhaps, but not bright either. I can totally understand why Soderbergh would have fun bangin' her (see picture below), but the step of marriage surprised me a bit. Oh, well.



I'm sure they'll be the next Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward: together forever.  :wink:
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2003, 10:54:10 PM »
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She's fucking attractive

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2003, 11:10:49 PM »
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god is that the fucking prize or what, jules asner ::sigh:: she is  fucking beautiful

getting her beats winning the oscar anyday

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2003, 12:04:46 AM »
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I need to become a famous director RIGHT NOW!

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2003, 12:25:30 AM »
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Who saw that match coming? Good for him. Hope she doesnt turn up in any of his movies

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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2003, 02:43:05 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2003, 08:55:15 AM »
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Way to go, Steven. Every filmmaker should have one of those on his arm.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2003, 09:06:24 AM »
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HOT.

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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2003, 09:10:18 AM »
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i think this will end his making four movies a year every year streak.

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2003, 10:12:17 AM »
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Id like to change my statement a little.

Quote from: Duck Sauce
Who saw that match coming? Good for him. Hope she doesnt turn up in any of his movies...


Unless shes naked

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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2003, 10:27:47 AM »
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Congrats to the man, but its a little cliche of you guys to suspect every good looking girl has to be dumb. Who knows for this case.

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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2003, 10:34:23 AM »
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Quote from: The Gold Trumpet
its a little cliche of you guys to suspect every good looking girl has to be dumb.

only one person said that.

i'm sure the rest of us don't give a shit if she's smart or dumb, sex isn't long division.. hummuna hummuna.
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2003, 11:16:27 AM »
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Exactly. Beautifully said.
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2003, 12:11:58 PM »
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*yawn*  

I'll wait 'til they hit Marilyn/Arthur territory to get excited.
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2003, 02:25:00 PM »
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I said she seems dumb based on watching her many times on E! television. Not that you have to be a genius to host "Wild On", but on both "Revealed" and "E! News Daily", she seems about as bright as a rock.

I'd fu*k her, don't get me wrong. I just don't think I'd marry her.

You know, unless she asked me.
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