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Reply #30 on: March 21, 2018, 11:36:19 PM
looks way better than Hurricane Heist imo. i'd watch Cobra Kai in theory but i'll never prove it


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Reply #31 on: March 21, 2018, 11:44:54 PM
It doesn't look terrible until about 1:20, but then it certainly does IMO.

But yeah Hurricane Heist is worse for sure. "Here comes the harsh part" is not a great one-liner for a trailer. Also what is this: "Here goes nothin'" / "You better hope not"...
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Reply #32 on: April 10, 2018, 10:56:48 AM
Honestly though, I do wanna watch this

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Reply #33 on: May 02, 2018, 08:20:10 PM


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Reply #34 on: September 06, 2018, 08:27:24 PM


has anyone gone to see it? i thought it'd do well and i'd be like "oh looks silly," but now that it's not doing well i'm like "hm what's the problem"


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Reply #35 on: September 10, 2018, 04:22:01 PM


why 'garbage' has replaced 'trash' in the cultural lexicon is beyond my understanding--who chooses longer words???--but certainly Uwe Boll is a star in the sphere of trash cinema, like Troma, and like Troma i haven't seen his movies and i don't want to, but props for your bad spirit that's somehow brought you success regardless.


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Reply #36 on: September 12, 2018, 06:36:55 PM


this is what i mean when i say i don't like period movies. i once gave my niece The Pure and The Impure, btw.


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Reply #37 on: September 18, 2018, 03:59:29 PM
this is kid shit but this is kid holiday shit with music by tyler the creator



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Reply #38 on: September 29, 2018, 01:54:29 PM
"Hunger is the purest sin"


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Reply #39 on: May 04, 2019, 01:39:41 PM



This trailer received such furious backlash that the director is promising to "fix" the design of Sonic:

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Thank you for the support. And the criticism. The message is loud and clear... you aren't happy with the design & you want changes. It's going to happen. Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be... #sonicmovie #gottafixfast
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Reply #40 on: May 04, 2019, 01:59:25 PM
I'll admit, the "is your child in that bag?" bit at the end gave me a sensible chuckle, but overall this looks very bad. It's not even a modern sort of bad, it's the sort of bad we used to see all the time in like the late-90s to early-00s. It's The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle bad.

And yes, that character design is nightmare fuel.
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Reply #41 on: May 04, 2019, 02:03:45 PM
First: I don't understand why they made a Sonic movie. I'm not sure that Sonic fans are happy to play Sonic games anymore, so why would they want to watch a Sonic movie. Second: I can't believe that they couldn't see that the design was pure garbage, people make memes with that kind of "reimagination". Like someone said somewhere: it looks like the studio didn't have the rights for Sonic. Third: Weirdly, I'm sure that people now plan to watch this movie because of that disastrous trailer.

That tweet shows how insane the design for the movie is:

https://twitter.com/EdwardPun1/status/1123261756048953344

I think the studio is overestimating the reaction, most people don't care about the movie, it's just interesting because it's crazy.
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Reply #42 on: May 04, 2019, 02:15:09 PM
I really don't have a dog in the race because I'm never going to see the movie regardless, but this is more genuinely terror-inducing than most horror movie monsters...

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Reply #43 on: May 04, 2019, 02:27:06 PM
Attaching the rework that Drenk linked to. That looks decent! The original is all kinds of wrong; it looks like a weird alien being has put on a Sonic costume. Under the Skin for 2019.
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Reply #44 on: May 04, 2019, 02:33:01 PM
Looks like a little kid with hypertrichosis wearing Sonic pajamas.
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