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« on: August 30, 2012, 08:21:42 PM »
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Hey, remember when these threads were a thing?  Ask me things, and I'll answer them wittily and/or abusively and/or ignore them, time permitting.  I'm drunk, so this seems like a good idea.
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2012, 08:31:41 PM »
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Other than SLB, what's your favorite Sacha Baron Cohen character?
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 08:37:38 PM »
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Other than SLB, what's your favorite Sacha Baron Cohen character?

The Station Inspector in Hugo.  His Ali G Show characters are ugly stereotypes that rely on the exploitation of ordinary people for humor that's too cruel to be relatable.

Alternate, funnier answer:

Other than SLB, what's your favorite Sacha Baron Cohen character?

"Guy banging Isla Fisher"

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 08:45:41 PM »
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Do you like Guacamole?
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 08:46:19 PM »
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Why are you drunk at 6:20 on a Thursday?

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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 08:51:29 PM »
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Do you like Guacamole?

I never used to, but I'm gradually acclimating myself to it.  I'm at the point now where if something comes with guacamole, I don't ask to not have it, but I still don't really see the appeal.  Related question: why do you capitalize the word guacamole?

Why are you drunk at 6:20 on a Thursday?

Because life is short and rum is cheap.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2012, 08:56:14 PM »
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Why are you drunk at 6:20 on a Thursday?






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Do you like Guacamole?

I never used to, but I'm gradually acclimating myself to it.  I'm at the point now where if something comes with guacamole, I don't ask to not have it, but I still don't really see the appeal.  Related question: why do you capitalize the word guacamole?


FYI the words "God" and "Guacamole" should always have the G capitalized.... The more you know...
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2012, 09:37:11 PM »
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FYI the words "God" and "Guacamole" should always have the G capitalized.... The more you know...

I capitalize neither, since neither is a proper noun.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2012, 09:43:31 PM »
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Dogs or cats?

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2012, 09:47:17 PM »
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Dogs.  I respect cats' lack of fucks to give, but I have no desire to own one.

Here's a picture of my dog, Hugo, looking stoned:

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2012, 09:56:36 PM »
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aw, you named your dog after the movie with your favorite SBC character!


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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2012, 10:00:57 PM »
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aw, you named your dog after the movie with your favorite SBC character!

Coincidence.  His original name was "The Canine of Hugo Cabret".

Why do you always have hot french chicks in your avs? What is it with the French?

I do love France (I got married in Paris), but I'm going to chalk this one up to coincidence as well.  For years and years I had Natalie Imbruglia avatars, and she's as Australian as the day is long.  I guess the real question is, "why do I hate America," for which I have no answer.
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2012, 10:15:28 PM »
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Man, you must've really been oogling at those French fannies walking along the street.

and your wife's like " Now, now, Polka. This is the only one you get. "


not a question, just fact.
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2012, 10:32:32 PM »
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If you had the chance to have dinner with 5 famous/important people, who would you pick?  (Dead people are allowed.. Though I hear ghosts are often not very hungry)



P.S: This has nothing to do with this thread... But everytime I see reelists's AV I just wanna +1 the shit outta him.. Couldn't have found a better picture  :yabbse-thumbup:, as Polka would say: "That's adorable".
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2012, 10:37:32 PM »
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Your dog is very cute.

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