my house is a mess, and has been for months. Whenever I need to get into the mood to fix it up, my mantra is "I will clean this house today"
If we're ever talking about how much we need to spend on some food we're ordering, I'm always delighted to yell "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!"
If I find myself saying "I'm hungry" out loud, I find it hard not to end the sentence with this:
then I have to tell my friends "it's a quote. there's no tacos."
If John Wayne is ever being discussed for any reason whatsoever, it kills me not to chime in with this: