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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2007, 02:44:04 AM »
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2007, 02:17:02 PM »
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hmmm.

i'm bored.

then play with your penis.
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2007, 10:40:37 PM »
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Funny being that youre named after one.  Id play with yours if i could find it.  Penises are like thunderstorms, only the big ones leave you really wet and trembling
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2007, 01:43:58 AM »
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So.. pre-op or post-op?
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2007, 04:12:57 AM »
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i had a dream that pubrick came out for the cmbb screening and he was really hot.

seriously, fuck this board.


p, were you flirting with me? a little bit? i couldn't tell but i was pretty sure you were. fag.
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2007, 06:00:25 AM »
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p, were you flirting with me? a little bit? i couldn't tell but i was pretty sure you were. fag.

i must've thought you were maya kash.. especially if you whipped it out like you usually do.

my top 5 cameos in xixax members' dreams (that i can remember)
1. pas
2. hedwig, "i saw your name in my friend's address book and she told me she'd met you in brisbane after you had recorded a song with Outkast." (personal correspondence)
3. bonz (see above)
4. walrus i guess, cos i murdered someone just for spamming.
5. not involving me, but unforgettable.. kotte: all in the family

half-remembered memory:
someone dreamt about going to a PDL screening and PTA makes an exit (or entry?) via helicopter before the fans rush him. was it me? was it cbrad? did i dream about someone having this dream?
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2007, 09:30:05 PM »
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That was so out of left field, p.  I had almost forgotten completely about that dream, but it's all coming back to me now.

And I'm feeling just as nerdy now as I did then.
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2007, 02:11:29 PM »
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i added a poll.

since maya decided to leave me with massive blue balls, i figured i should get some kind of closure.

let's settle this democratically. i'll believe whatever the majority of you say.

i went to a bar alone last night and pondred long and hard about this debate.  drunkenly, i began scribbling/mapping out my thoughts on a napkin.  ive transcribed the mess (random rhymes and riddles) as best i could.  while the following might be embarrassing, i think it may lead to something important:

top 10 reasons why maya kash haz a 'stash
x to the i to the mothafuckin x-a-x...

maya dreamz of pubrick being hiz paul
as he feathers his pubics and squeezes his ballz

wants to add a kiss and jump his jonez
 

sober me thought: think i meant bones.

maybe he IZ a she.... i could uze some kash to pay off my debtz.  among other thingz.....

personal note.. my Ss look better as Zs just like when i changed poser to pozer.  keep em dat way 4eva.

mk choze jack in da box and bubblez ova blood.  could be a fat chick..  or a fat dude.  dammit.  no wait, im on to something here.  the fat guy wouldve chozen jack in da box then movie then jack in da box then jack IN THE BOX.  unless he waz really horny - chere mouldve been no time for cinema, str8 to da sinema.  wait, thiz too could be a chick'z motivez.  dammit.

maya..........dolla sign/question mark...............kash....................kunt.  fuck now im horny.  and hungry.  where.iz thisiz?  old womanand jack in da crack---mmmmmmmmmmmm. 


im a light weight so this is all i got.  which means i got nowhere.  which means i need to get drunk again asap and expand more on this.

pubrick, i wanna crack this.  break the flowers so to speak.  i wanna be the wright detective to your puzzled murray.



 


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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2007, 02:48:36 AM »
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Very stimulating banter boys.

I'm so horny tonight.  If Pubie was here I would ride him like a homeless lady on the city bus...crazy wild all night long.

video on youporn soon.  I will keep you all a breast
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2007, 11:31:31 PM »
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Oh, it's definitely an alter-ego. That was evident from the start.

Personally, I think it's actually P, but I'm not 100%. More like 98%.
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2007, 01:53:05 AM »
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This is why Lucid is not an admin. That is far more thought than we put into our jokes, which usually consists of us pulling a procrastination hat out of a counting down rabbit on April Fools Day eve.


What's with the alcohol/xixax connection anyway?

They both take 12 steps to quit.
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2007, 03:58:11 AM »
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I'm having a premonition that there will be a long buildup period in which maya kash offers to post a photograph, and we're all anxiously (nervously) waiting and waiting, and then the day comes... and it's a picture of bonanzataz's penis.

And we'll be all like, "Seen it!"
Now you're in the *spoiler* place.

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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2007, 01:00:54 AM »
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YAY!!!

I'm officially an international porn star.
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Re: top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2007, 03:08:38 PM »
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That's the best thing I've seen here since the Human Keyboard (and the cell phone incident, a close second).

No maya...that's where you got it wrong. I'm the international porn star!

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Re: top ten reasons i wanna admin Lucid
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2007, 04:23:08 PM »
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And 'cause I'm a girl.

I did say you were smarter than the average admin.
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