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Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: filmcritic on August 16, 2003, 10:29:25 AM
There are in fact real porn movies out there with these titles! They're all hilarious and actually quite creative. I'm just surprised that someone actually took the time to think of these.

6 Lays, 7 Nights
As Good As Head Gets
Ass Ventura: The Crack Detective
The Beaverly Hillbillies
Bonfire of the Panties
Buffy, the Vampire Layer
Cape Rear
Cliffbanger
A Clockwork Orgy
Done in 60 Seconds
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Dumb and Done Her
Edward Penishands
E-Three: The Extra-Testicle
Face Jam
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Free My Willy
Glad He Ate Her
Good Will Humping
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Inspect Her Gadget
Jurassic Pork
A League Of Their Moan
On Golden Blonde
Pocahontass
Porn on the 4th of July
Position: Impossible
Romancing the Bone
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Snatch Adams
There's Something On Mary
There Were 12 Men But They Weren't Angry
The Three Musket Queers
Was That As Good As It Gets?
White Men Can't Hump
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
You Have Male

Source: "10 Sure Signs A Movie Character Is Doomed" by Richard Roeper
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Xixax on August 16, 2003, 10:53:53 AM
Quote from: filmcritic
Schindler's Fist


God, that one made me laugh out loud.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Pubrick on August 16, 2003, 10:55:16 AM
Assault That Ass #2
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Pas on August 16, 2003, 11:02:34 AM
Porn creators are witty bastards that's for sure
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Post by: Derek237 on August 16, 2003, 11:21:24 AM
Quote from: filmcritic

E-Three: The Extra-Testicle


I gotta admit, that was pretty good.

Also, there's "Eat me" just another take on the name. Not sure if it's real.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Find Your Magali on August 16, 2003, 11:26:46 AM
1. I have as good of a sense of humor as anyone, but turning "Schindler's List" into a porn title just seems wrong to me.

2. Wasn't "Saturday Night Beaver" a fictitious porno title in Boogie Nights?
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Gamblour. on August 16, 2003, 11:35:01 AM
Barton Stinkfist
Pleasing Arizona
The Cocksucker Foxy
The Men Who Weren't There (Lesbian porn, reminiscent of Where the Boys Aren't)
Rear Bimbo
The Man Who Fucked Too Much
North by North Pole (another Peter North porn)


Actually, I just made these up, but it was a lot of fun.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: mutinyco on August 16, 2003, 11:59:47 AM
Actually, Rising Arizona or Rising As I Bone Her might be better...
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Ernie on August 16, 2003, 12:15:11 PM
As Good As Head Gets
(As Good As It Gets)

It's great cause it's so uncreative. I laughed so fucking hard when I first read it. It was in that Roeper guys book...Ebert's partner...the one with all the movie lists.
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Post by: Sigur Rós on August 16, 2003, 12:19:14 PM
Quote from: filmcritic
Done in 60 Seconds


O, this title pretty much says everything about my sexual experiences!
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Sigur Rós on August 16, 2003, 12:49:37 PM
Hang on for the ride of your life... That's what I tell the garls!

Luke Perry.....
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Gamblour. on August 16, 2003, 01:07:44 PM
Quote from: mutinyco
Actually, Rising Arizona or Rising As I Bone Her might be better...


Agreed. I'm still proud of Barton Stinkfist, just because I fit a Tool reference and my favorite movie into one phrase. Plus, I think it's a riot.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Raikus on August 16, 2003, 03:05:58 PM
Glad He Ate Here always cracks me up. That's my all time favorite.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Sleuth on August 16, 2003, 03:22:03 PM
I'm more of a Face Jam man myself
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: eward on August 16, 2003, 03:42:42 PM
edward penishands....i think i heard rupaul say that, and it was just funny.....
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: aclockworkjj on August 16, 2003, 03:59:49 PM
Poetic Just-Ass (http://www.mallcom.com/store/fr/DVDWINK8.jpg)....
...hehe, part of the Seymore Butts collection.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on August 16, 2003, 07:07:18 PM
Quote from: filmcritic
A League Of Their Moan


Scoff...  :roll: ...
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Post by: Pozer on August 16, 2003, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: ebeaman
It was in that Roeper guys book...Ebert's partner...the one with all the movie lists.


Or Gay Guy as they refer to him on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ. Fat Guy and Gay Guy
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: SoNowThen on August 16, 2003, 07:10:43 PM
I have a picture of me in Seattle (when I was supposed to be in Vancouver for film school), standing outside a porno theatre right before July Long Weekend, where they were playing Porn On The Fourth Of July.

I was so pleased.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: eward on August 16, 2003, 08:12:18 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
I have a picture of me in Seattle (when I was supposed to be in Vancouver for film school), standing outside a porno theatre right before July Long Weekend, where they were playing Porn On The Fourth Of July.

I was so pleased.


post it.   pleeeeeeeeease.   :P
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: SoNowThen on August 16, 2003, 08:26:15 PM
I'll try to get to a scanner. It's kinda small and in the middle of frame, but you will still be able to see...
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Dirk on August 16, 2003, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Gamblor

The Man Who Fucked Too Much


That one is great.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: NEON MERCURY on August 16, 2003, 10:26:01 PM
.........beetlejism.....................based from beetlejuice.......
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: MacGuffin on August 17, 2003, 01:43:44 AM
The Cream Mile
Backside To The Future
Moulin Splooge
The Sperminator
The Sex Files
Dun-Her
Intercourse With The Vampire
Ordinary Peepholes
Terms Of Enrearment
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: cine on August 17, 2003, 02:14:04 AM
Holes
The Penis

and I'm just thinking these up myself.. if they're already titles, I'm not surprised. (some of these just stay the same because they should)

8 1/2
The Drawers
The Reproducers
The 400 Blows
The Last Porno Show
Assville
F*L*A*S*H
The Player
McCabe & Phyllis Diller (thats a dirty film..)
Short Cuts (its a Circumcision porn with a twist)
On Her Watered Front
Ed's Wood
The Hustler
Fanny & Alexander
Malcolm XXX
The Phantom of the Orifice
That Poon (Platoon)
Monster's Ball
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Gamblour. on August 17, 2003, 02:17:27 AM
American Booty
Lord of the Cock Rings (A friend came up with this (a female, no doubt))
The Gaytricks
One Splooged Over the Cockwhore's Breasts
28 Lays Later...
The Girth of a Nation
Three Gays in a Condo (Simpsons episode title)
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind (fetish film)
On the Hotter Cunt
The Pleasures of Sara Madre


Damn, I'm tired.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: cine on August 17, 2003, 02:22:54 AM
Those are great.. especially One Splooged Over the Cockwhore's Breasts

I posted those titles without thinking up "The Seventh Squeal".. so I had to include it now.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Derek237 on August 17, 2003, 11:58:51 AM
Don't forget the two best chick flicks:

Sperms of enderement

and Bitches
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on August 17, 2003, 01:28:31 PM
Poke a Hot Ass

and the ozporns

these might of been brought up in just too tired to read all three pages
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: SoNowThen on August 17, 2003, 02:48:33 PM
Tawny Roberts is in the Ozporns. She's smokin'!!
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on August 17, 2003, 03:06:24 PM
Quote from: Derek237
Sperms of enderement



my god what a title

you know if i wasnt 3 years old at the time i would of come up with that title, that so screams me
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on August 17, 2003, 03:09:59 PM
Quote from: SoNowThen
Tawny Roberts is in the Ozporns. She's smokin'!!



ohhh yes, very much indeed
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: subversiveproductions on August 17, 2003, 06:13:22 PM
the little spermaid
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Gamblour. on August 17, 2003, 06:20:34 PM
Quote from: subversiveproductions
the little spermaid


For some reason, turning little kids movies into porn titles seems wrong, but even funnier.

Booty and the Beast (I believe Al Bundy found it once)
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: puddnanners on August 17, 2003, 10:42:42 PM
Harry Cooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

(on a side note, if I ever made a porn, when the money shot scenes occur, i would digitally add little rainbows over the nasty stuff)
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on August 18, 2003, 11:21:25 AM
Hard Eight.

Hey, it lent itself.
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on January 28, 2005, 04:55:42 PM
I posted this in Idle Chatter, but I just made these up.  I hope none of them actually exist...

Night of the Giving Head
Girl With The Pearl Necklace
Peeing On Malkovich
Scatface
Schindler's Fist
Kindergarten Cock
The Virgin Soon Decides
Star Whores: A New Ho
Citizen Came
Boyz In The Mood
Willy's Wonka In Your Chocolate Factory
Orifice Space
Remember the Tight Ones
Rin-Tin-Tin: Canine Cock
Twelve Hungry Men
The Wadfather
Cold Mountin'
Shaved!
Fill Bill
Men In Back
Spurticus
Gushmore
Blew The White Thing
Homocop
Sleazy Rider
Das Booty
Crams It With Wolves
Cherry Poppins
Piding Miss Daisy
Dr. Manlove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cum)
Oral Tenenbaums
Packing Brown
Three Men and a Baby
Donkey Punch Drunk Love
Balling Four Concubines
Gay Dicks Unloaded
You Got Serviced!
The Talented Fister, Ripley
Boning Mahoney
Deep 'n' Packed
White Men Can't Hump
Endless Hummer
The Cocks and the Hound
The Drilling Fields
Laid In Manhattan
Done In 60 Seconds
Rods In Generals
Monster Balls
The Italian Knob
Primal Queer
Mr. Holland's Anus
Tight Club
Bukkake Kid
Legend In Bagger's Pants
Swallow Man
Natural Porn Filmers
Pushing In
As Deep As It Gets
Not Without My Daughter
Forced Hump
Children of the Porn
Tranny Hall
Big Double In Little Vagina
Rectum for a Cream
Dragqueen Heart
Shag the Dog
Horny Old Men
Railing Arizona
Bone Erector
Porn Identity
Jacob's Splatter
Queer and Moaning In Las Vegas
Homo Alone 2: Tossed In New York
Pack Me If You Can
Load Drip
See Spot Cum
Queer Hunter
Rapes of Wrath
Loadbusters
With a Paddle
Elephantiasis Man
Bang the Butt Slowly
Pounding Mona
Snuff Actually
Making Ned Give In
MommyKnockers
Cream Catcher
Wet Dreams May Cum
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Sleuth on January 28, 2005, 05:00:46 PM
:bravo: I think some of those do exist!
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Myxo on January 28, 2005, 05:48:19 PM
I've seen Howard Stern and his "Lord of the Anal Ring Toss"..

Does that count?
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Just Withnail on January 29, 2005, 09:56:32 AM
Quote from: Walrus the Pretentious
Willy's Wonka In Your Chocolate Factory


Aha :-D
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Post by: Kal on January 29, 2005, 11:51:09 AM
There's one that I saw on Cinemax a lot called "Lord of the G-Strings". Also there is one like Planet of the Apes with Porn but I dont remember the exact name.
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: mehico on February 03, 2005, 01:28:10 PM
star trek - the next penetration

the cum of all queers

gush hour

what lies beneath?

charlie's anal

peewee's mis-adventure

feeling john malkovich
Title: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on May 31, 2005, 01:20:25 PM
Quote from: andykal
There's one that I saw on Cinemax a lot called "Lord of the G-Strings". Also there is one like Planet of the Apes with Porn but I dont remember the exact name.


(http://www.strangethings.nu/picsmov/playmateoftheapes.JPG)
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Reelist on October 06, 2012, 05:52:37 PM
Jack Reach Around


ATM
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Post by: MacGuffin on October 06, 2012, 09:51:15 PM
The Bald Knight Rises
Snow White & The Cuntsman
Cumopolis
Poonrise Reamdom
Rock Hard for Ages
Movie 69
A Good Day To Be Hard
The Lone Raper
Life of Hair Pie
Wreck-It Rough
Frankenweiner
Seven Nymphomaniacs
Ain't Them Bodies Taints
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Post by: Ghostboy on October 07, 2012, 12:35:13 AM
Ain't Them Bodies Taints

We like 'Ain't Them Booties Taints'
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Post by: Pubrick on October 07, 2012, 12:38:51 AM
The Ass Master
Lincum
Cum Shot
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Post by: polkablues on October 07, 2012, 01:05:47 AM
My Left Foot Fetish
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Post by: MacGuffin on October 07, 2012, 08:08:57 AM
Project XXX
The DickTaker
The Perks of Being Deflowered
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Post by: Reelist on October 07, 2012, 08:53:13 AM
The Three Spooges
The Porn Legacy
Dark Whores
The Raperboy
Premium Gush
Cumpliance


:yabbse-grin: so goddamn immature
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Post by: quigliest on October 07, 2012, 10:33:53 AM
The Ejaculation of Jesse James Onto The Coward Robert Ford

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Post by: polkablues on October 07, 2012, 11:42:25 AM
Tittyfuck Follies
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Post by: Reelist on October 07, 2012, 11:54:58 AM
Horror

Swalloween
The Peephole Under The Stairs
The Hairy Snatch Project
I Know What You Did Last Hummer
The InDeepers
Pieces
Let Me In
The Box




Oscar Winning

The King's Spooge
Rimjob Millionaire
No Coochie For Old Men
The Queer Hunter
Conception
Shaft
Ed Wood
Gerald McBoing-Boing ( actual name of a film )



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Post by: polkablues on October 07, 2012, 01:12:26 PM
The Outlaw Josey Nails Some Chicks
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on October 07, 2012, 02:45:50 PM
Breasts of the Southern Wild
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Post by: Reelist on October 10, 2012, 04:54:14 PM
Spoogie Nights
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Post by: Neil on October 10, 2012, 05:53:59 PM
Punch-Drunk Lube
Rashadong
Missionary Impossible
The Truth about Cats and Dongs
A Serious Manhandle
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Post by: MacGuffin on October 10, 2012, 07:10:34 PM
Zero Dark Titties
Old Boy, Young Woman
The Hungger Games
Pooper
The Beaver
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sex
Moneyballs
Friends With Perfect Fits
SeXXX-Men: Fist Class
Midnight In Paris Hilton
Tabload
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Tight
My Week With Marilyn Chambers
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Post by: polkablues on October 10, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
+1 for extensiveness.  Though I think "The Hung-ger Games" needs a hyphen.
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Post by: Alexandro on October 10, 2012, 09:11:46 PM
i'm making a compilation of all these in one list.
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Post by: Reelist on October 10, 2012, 09:35:03 PM
Zero Dark Titties

What kinda racist shit is that? As if there's some sort of 'abundance' of dark titties in the porn industry? IMO, we need more. Name your favorite black porn star.

I'm just naming this off of VHS's I have:

Ass Action Hero
ACockOnLips NOW
The Dick Stays In The Sphincter
Booty Heat
Black IN White
Chode House
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Post by: Stefen on October 11, 2012, 04:34:51 AM
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Pornstar.
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Post by: Neil on October 11, 2012, 01:34:59 PM
The Great Dicktrader
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Post by: MacGuffin on October 11, 2012, 09:50:22 PM
Name your favorite black porn star.

Becky Barnett
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Post by: Pozer on October 11, 2012, 10:43:19 PM
              DJANGO
CUM-DRAINED
                     The "D" is Giant
 
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Post by: matt35mm on December 04, 2012, 12:12:21 PM
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Bootycall
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Post by: Reelist on December 04, 2012, 12:43:14 PM
Drilling Them Softly
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Post by: pete on December 05, 2012, 05:42:00 AM
Drill'er Heinie Gaybook
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Post by: MacGuffin on December 05, 2012, 08:43:23 AM
Holey Mothers
Let The Right One In (Your Ass)
Warm Booties
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Post by: 72teeth on December 05, 2012, 11:03:18 AM
Linkin'
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Post by: BB on December 05, 2012, 12:24:20 PM
Woody Allen edition:

What's Up Tiger Lily?
Bananas
Annie Balls
Interiors
Stardust Mammaries
Hannah and her Sisters
(Not Anal but) Anything Else
Melinda and Melinda
Snatch Point
Cassandra's Wet Dream
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (and he will fuck you in the ass)
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Post by: ono on December 05, 2012, 05:10:30 PM
...Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)
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Post by: Reelist on December 05, 2012, 06:16:44 PM
Take The Pussy And Run
Manhattan Squirter Mystery
Labia Days
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Post by: 72teeth on December 05, 2012, 07:28:54 PM
Uncircumcised Woody Allen Project
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Post by: pete on December 06, 2012, 01:58:45 AM
Midnight in Bare-Ass
De-Cunt-structing Hairy
Mighty Hermaphrodite-y
Cunts and Misty Weiners
Tranny Hall
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Post by: Reelist on December 06, 2012, 11:27:00 AM
To Rome With Lube
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Post by: polkablues on December 06, 2012, 12:11:04 PM
Eatin' Low Down
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Post by: BB on December 06, 2012, 02:33:39 PM
Man-fappin'
Broadway Danny Blows
The Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger of Cairo
San Fernando Valley Ending
Whatever Squirts

...Zelig  :ponder:
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Post by: polkablues on December 06, 2012, 03:02:58 PM
Small Time Hookers
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Post by: Frederico Fellini on December 06, 2012, 04:09:27 PM
Mad cock and glory

The Great Dick-tator

21 cunt street

The italian (Blow) Job

I Cum-fest

Bra-less

Jeremiah's Johnson

The Black stallion Returns

To catch a queef





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Post by: Reelist on December 09, 2012, 03:40:35 AM
We Need Cock About 7"

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Post by: Pubrick on December 09, 2012, 04:13:18 AM
We Need Cock, About 7"

get rid of the random comma and you have yourself a thread winner.
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Post by: ©brad on December 11, 2012, 09:27:23 AM
We Need Cock, About 7"

get rid of the random comma and you have yourself a thread winner.

I agree. Although this one got the biggest laugh out of me:

To Rome With Lube

Reelist you're uh good at this.
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Post by: Reelist on December 16, 2012, 06:16:26 PM
Reelist you're uh good at this.

I write what I don't know...


ok, guys. With Guillermo Del Toro practically creating these titles for us, I suggest we play a different game.


BEST PORN NAMES BASED ON LEGIT ACTORS


Ben Asslick
Matt Gayman
Will Stiff
Channing Scrotum
Jack Pickleson
Julia Slobbers
Kirsten Cunst
Stellan Stayshard
Clint EatsWood
Colin Girth





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Post by: polkablues on December 16, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
Les Mis edition:

Russell Blow
Mann Hathawang
Helena Bone 'Em Cockwhore

Um... "Hugh Jackman"
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Post by: pete on December 17, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
cunteleeza rice
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Post by: Reelist on December 17, 2012, 02:31:31 PM
If Pete was asked by James Lipton "What is your favorite curse word?" I think we all know what his answer would be...



also, reminded me of this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVj9pFczqRk
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Post by: RegularKarate on December 17, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Jerks Off Peeing on a Balls Shower
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Post by: Reelist on December 17, 2012, 03:18:36 PM
Lot going on in that one ^



The Bobbit: An Unexpected Gurney



...hey, people are into some sick shit 
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Post by: pete on December 18, 2012, 08:54:44 PM
Jerks Off Peeing on a Balls Shower

I'm completely lost on that one.
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Post by: RegularKarate on December 19, 2012, 12:25:14 PM
Jerks Off Peeing on a Balls Shower

I'm completely lost on that one.

I was intentionally making it confusing.
If you're confused about the movie, it's "Perks of Being a Wallflower"
If you're confused about the act, it's when someone masturbates while urinating on someone who is washing their testicles.
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Post by: modage on December 19, 2012, 05:11:19 PM
Jack Reacharound

(Has this been mentioned already?)
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Post by: MacGuffin on December 19, 2012, 05:30:21 PM
Jack Reacharound

(Has this been mentioned already?)

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=3137.msg319678#msg319678
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Post by: Neil on December 20, 2012, 08:15:10 PM
Jack Reacher? Hardly Knew Her.
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Post by: MacGuffin on April 04, 2013, 06:48:11 PM
It Felt Good To Have This Poon
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Post by: Reelist on April 04, 2013, 10:14:02 PM
LOL


To Hand To Hog To Mouth
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Post by: MacGuffin on May 17, 2013, 03:12:04 AM
You Are Your Boobies / You Are Not Your Bootie
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Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on May 18, 2013, 12:25:29 AM
You Are Your Boobies / You Are Not Your Bootie

I would love to see this mostly because of its fetishization of breasts and its denouncing of butts.  Not just a focus on one, but a true divide.  Porn doesn't see enough of that these days.
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Post by: 03 on January 09, 2014, 09:45:48 AM
Too Much Johnson
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Post by: Reelist on January 09, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
Engulf My Balls Street
American Hussy
Captain Fill-Ups
Inside Llewyn's Anus
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: 03 on January 09, 2014, 10:23:04 AM
Balls is the Warmest Color
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Post by: Pubrick on January 22, 2014, 05:04:50 AM
The Hate Fellate

or

The Hate Fellatio

or

The Hateful 8"
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: BB on January 22, 2014, 10:43:14 PM
Mandella: Long Cock to Beat On
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Post by: Axolotl on January 23, 2014, 12:19:44 AM
In Glory Holes, Pass Turds
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Post by: 03 on January 23, 2014, 02:26:44 AM
Pulp Dicktion
Ball Addiction
Reservoir Dongs
Jackie Brown Goes Down
Kill Pussy vol. 1
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: polkablues on January 23, 2014, 02:58:07 AM
From Dicks Till Dong
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Post by: Reelist on January 23, 2014, 06:12:00 AM
In Glory Holes, Pass Turds

Wow, bravo!


How about

Blue Jism
Dallas Bears/Cubs
12 Years Unshaved
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on January 23, 2014, 10:37:20 AM
Someone make one for August: Osage County.
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Post by: polkablues on January 23, 2014, 10:52:23 AM
Aw Gush: O-Face Cuntmeat.

No, that's terrible.
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Post by: Alexandro on January 23, 2014, 11:43:55 AM
Someone make one for August: Osage County.

August: Sausage County
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Post by: Pubrick on January 23, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
Come August: We Like To Celebrate Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage, Cunt.
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Post by: Mel on February 06, 2014, 04:25:10 PM
Second to August: Osage County, this (Dallas Buyers Club) has one of the worst titles ever.  It sounds like some sort of real estate drama.

Look like request to me (especially since "Osage County" was such a blast here).
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Post by: 03 on February 06, 2014, 04:45:30 PM
Dildo Biters Club
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Post by: polkablues on February 06, 2014, 05:33:07 PM
Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Club
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Post by: 03 on February 06, 2014, 05:33:39 PM
DAMN
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Post by: polkablues on February 06, 2014, 05:36:54 PM
It won't top that last one, but:

Dat Ass Bangers Club
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Post by: 03 on February 06, 2014, 05:41:18 PM
yeah no u already slam dunked that one
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Post by: MacGuffin on February 10, 2014, 08:01:54 PM
The Two Facials of January
The Leg Ho Movie
The Grand Puta Sex Hotel
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Post by: DocSportello on February 10, 2014, 09:52:10 PM
Under The Foreskin
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Post by: diggler on February 12, 2014, 02:57:36 PM
Driving Miss Daisy Chain
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Post by: Mel on April 06, 2014, 12:45:26 PM
Looks like Lucy (from Luc Besson) is asking for it, any takers?
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Post by: Reelist on April 06, 2014, 01:55:51 PM
Loosey
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Post by: MacGuffin on April 07, 2014, 12:29:39 AM
Lucy With A Dyke Named Diamond.
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Post by: polkablues on July 09, 2014, 03:50:49 PM
BREASTS OF THE SOUTHERN GIRLS GONE WILD

I have never been prouder of myself than I am right now.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on July 09, 2014, 04:32:34 PM
I did the first half of that on page 4. But that is superior.
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Post by: MacGuffin on July 09, 2014, 04:53:17 PM
Boy on Boy Hood
They Came Together
Penis in Fur
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Post by: jenkins on July 09, 2014, 04:55:18 PM
slutdog millionaire

lol. sorry

[edit] keeping this because it's a bad taste bad idea and so it's actually like a porn title. but i should write apology letters asap
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Post by: polkablues on July 09, 2014, 05:23:44 PM
The Clap... and How to Get It
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Post by: Axolotl on July 17, 2014, 05:43:32 AM
30 Rock
(http://i.imgur.com/2EQRgZU.jpg)
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Post by: Robyn on July 17, 2014, 11:51:33 AM
Boyfood
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Post by: Axolotl on July 17, 2014, 11:59:43 AM
Boywood
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Post by: Axolotl on July 21, 2014, 01:26:22 AM
Boywood

Manhood

I'm disappointed in myself.
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Post by: polkablues on July 21, 2014, 02:31:19 AM
Before Cum Flies
Gays and Confused
Through an Ass Darkly
Wanking Life
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Post by: Ravi on July 21, 2014, 11:00:14 PM
School of Cock
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Post by: polkablues on July 21, 2014, 11:36:06 PM
The Bad Nudes Bared
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Post by: MacGuffin on July 25, 2014, 05:08:30 AM
Loosey
Dawn: of the Planet of the Babes
(On Your) Hercuknees
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Post by: Reelist on July 25, 2014, 12:11:09 PM
Tim's Firm Rear
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Post by: SailorOfTheSeas on September 08, 2014, 04:38:30 PM
My Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smeg
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Post by: Reelist on October 04, 2014, 08:07:43 AM
Dong Girth


..I need to know
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: mogwai on October 04, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
Done Girl
The Good Pie
Analbelle
Men, women & definitely not children
Bang bang (hehe)
Left and done behind

Done after this week's movies released into theaters in the US.
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: 03 on January 06, 2015, 07:00:24 PM
well..
(http://cdn2-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2014/11/d5d36eddd188a06dce0c09a45527842cd9ecf4ef.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Pozer on January 06, 2015, 11:42:26 PM
In Her Aunt Twice
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Post by: polkablues on January 07, 2015, 12:10:34 AM
Knight of D-Cups
Big Guys
A Girl Masturbates Home Alone at Night
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Post by: 03 on January 07, 2015, 03:50:52 PM
Into The Butt
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Post by: 03 on March 30, 2015, 11:40:50 AM
"this year's hottest movie doesn't suck.....IT SWALLOWS"
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Post by: polkablues on March 30, 2015, 11:57:56 AM
Who We Do in the Shadows
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Post by: Reelist on March 30, 2015, 12:04:28 PM
The Smell Of Puss
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Post by: mogwai on March 30, 2015, 10:50:47 PM
Opening This Week

Fast & Furious 69
Woman in Golden shower
5 to 7 inches
Lambert loves Stamp
Effing Gray
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Reelist on March 31, 2015, 07:36:11 AM
Gooing Clear
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Post by: wilder on June 17, 2015, 09:12:51 PM
The Dickalogue
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Post by: 03 on July 31, 2015, 02:07:39 AM
Black Ass
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Post by: polkablues on January 07, 2016, 02:54:03 AM
.......................................................................
Sex Machina
.......................................................................


Also:
13 Inches: The Secret Soldiers of Bendover
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: cronopio2 on January 07, 2016, 12:09:39 PM
surprised by the lack of Pacific Rimjob.
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 14, 2016, 10:44:11 AM
The Lust Rest Cue

It's an important WW2 film about soldiers who can't stop humping between battles. Then one day, a tragic event causes them to realize they have sex addiction. How does one know when one's lust must rest? The Lust Rest Cue.
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: Reelist on February 14, 2016, 12:02:12 PM
The Dateful Rape
Sad Jax: Runny Load
Straight Outta Cumtown
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 22, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Pete's Dragon

Someone had to say it.
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Post by: 03 on February 22, 2016, 01:40:00 PM
Penis Dragon

...yeah, no one had to say that..
Title: Re: Best Porn Titles Based On Legit Movies
Post by: polkablues on February 22, 2016, 01:56:26 PM
Peen's Draggin'

Not even sorry.
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Post by: 03 on February 22, 2016, 03:21:08 PM
Pee pee Gaggin: Fury Road
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Post by: Reelist on November 20, 2016, 11:54:52 AM
Man Chest Hair By The Seed
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Post by: Reelist on August 01, 2017, 11:35:21 AM
A Goatse Story