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Film Discussion => In Front of the Camera => Topic started by: Reelist on March 01, 2011, 09:56:52 PM

Title: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Reelist on March 01, 2011, 09:56:52 PM
Charlie Sheen is the Man right now! God, I had no idea he was such a fucking crackhead. I'm glad two and half men's gone though, I hated that show. He should just play himself next, it's all he really can do now.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: ono on March 01, 2011, 10:54:59 PM
Craig Ferguson had the best take on how to approach the Sheen situation last night.  Reminds me of when Cruise went couch-surfing back in aught-five, tho.  All that's missing here is the "What the hell is wrong with..." prefix on this thread.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: squints on March 01, 2011, 11:08:15 PM
WINNING
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: polkablues on March 01, 2011, 11:57:02 PM
http://livethesheendream.com/ (http://livethesheendream.com/)

I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Bethie on March 02, 2011, 12:01:02 AM
"Whats the cure? Medicine?" Oh my god.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Stefen on March 02, 2011, 12:11:41 AM
Does anyone else get the feeling he's trolling actual real life?? Like the real joke is on us and the media because of where our priorities lie?

There's a revolution going on in the middle east and all we care about is Chuck Sheen.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: mogwai on March 02, 2011, 01:19:14 AM
There's a revolution going on in the middle east and all we care about is Chuck Sheen.

I guess Charlie Sheen would reply something like this:

Revolution? I have my own revolution here bitch! Bu-bye! Winning!
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Stefen on March 02, 2011, 04:49:48 AM
Oh my, just noticed the Clint Eastwood directed/Charlie Sheen starring buddy cop movie from the 90's 'The Rookie' is available to stream instantly. WIN.  :yabbse-thumbup:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Reelist on March 02, 2011, 10:03:56 AM
amidst all the Platoon's and Wall Street's ( he was really good in Being John Malkovich too ) I still think his coolest role is the stoned guy at the end of Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on March 02, 2011, 12:49:00 PM
Is he officially the new Chuck Norris?

Does anyone else get the feeling he's trolling actual real life?? Like the real joke is on us and the media because of where our priorities lie?

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's the case.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: polkablues on March 02, 2011, 01:07:43 PM
He's showing Joaquin Phoenix how a real ninja warlock assassin does it.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: mogwai on March 02, 2011, 02:10:41 PM
From imdb.com:

Charlie Sheen Loses Custody of Twins After Ex Gets Restraining Order

Charlie Sheen at least temporarily lost custody of his twin sons after soon-to-be ex-wife Brooke Mueller claimed the "Two and a Half Men" actor threatened to "cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom." A judge granted Mueller a temporary restraining order and ordered Sheen to surrender the children, as first reported by TMZ, on the same night they appeared with him on a widely seen "20/20" interview. The boys, Bob and Max, who turn 2 on March 14, were seen posing for the cameras
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: squints on March 02, 2011, 02:20:51 PM
amidst all the Platoon's and Wall Street's ( he was really good in Being John Malkovich too ) I still think his coolest role is the stoned guy at the end of Ferris Bueller's Day Off



Rick Vaughn, Major League, The Wild Thing

best role ever.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Reelist on March 02, 2011, 08:56:58 PM
I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen..

As Letterman's post-Oscars night guests, Letterman thought it only appropriate to question the boys on their notorious trip to the Academy Awards in 2000 where they wore dresses a la Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow. When Letterman asked how they went through with it, Parker said that after many people doubted them they just started "Charlie Sheen-ing" and were ready to go.

"We were just 'Sheening' our heads off," Parker explained.

Letterman finally whipped out the infamous photo of the boys wearing J. Lo's low-cut, blazing green Grammys dress and Paltrow's pink "Shakespeare In Love" gown.

(http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/matt-stone02.jpg)

"You can tell that we're both 'Sheening' pretty hard right there," Stone reiterated.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/matt-stone-trey-parker-letterman_n_829552.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/matt-stone-trey-parker-letterman_n_829552.html)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Pubrick on March 02, 2011, 11:26:20 PM
that's so fetch.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: classical gas on March 03, 2011, 12:53:03 AM
There's a revolution going on in the middle east and all we care about is Chuck Sheen.

off topic, but the middle east 'revolution' seems like a distraction too.  

Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: polkablues on March 03, 2011, 12:59:49 AM
Charlie Sheen would make a good new dictator for Libya. He's got a certain Ghaddafi quality to him.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: classical gas on March 03, 2011, 01:08:25 AM
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/375910/march-01-2011/muammar-al-gaddafi-competes-with-charlie-sheen
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Sleepless on March 03, 2011, 04:42:16 PM
Mod, time to photoshop a poster for The Sheening. Here's Charlie!
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Pas on March 15, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
So I finally watched the 20/20 show, it's funny, but after I listened to the radio rants and it's now very weird. He repeats a lot of stuff on the TV show that he said on the radio first, so that's pretty questionable. This whole thing is deliberate on his part I think. When he appears to say random shit it's either:

1: Practiced and calculated.
2: He ALWAYS says the same shit over and over cause he's insane.

He's really repeating the same sentences, the same crazy shit, over and over again on different media. I think it's at least semi on purpose.

With the way he mentions trolls and epic, I think when he says 'winning' he refers to internet-win. Which is very funny to me. I imagine him checking out 4chan and flaming people.

Anyway, the Alex Jones radio show interview is pretty funny it's on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te7cMPn8BkY
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Reelist on March 15, 2011, 08:45:22 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lm2JI7sGwYI/TKkCVPsvRfI/AAAAAAAALQw/L0Lea6P8IY0/s1600/Bill-Maher.jpg)
"I don't care. I mean, you know me, I've been a social libertarian. I don't care if you do drugs, I don't care if you have goddesses... skanks. But all this talk from Charlie about how he's tired of pretending he's not a rock star from Mars. Dude, you're on Two And A Half Men. You're on, like, the lamest sitcom ever. This is what no one is talking about. How can you be this cool if the central thing you do is not that cool? 'I have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA and normal brains can't process me.' You play Uncle Sleazy on Bringing Up Chunky. That's what you do for a living. 'I'm an F-18 that will melt your face off.' No, you're on CBS. The old person's network. So, you know, can we stop all the talk about 'magic in my fingertips'? You know, magic is Shakespeare and Leaves of Grass and Stanley Kubrick. Who gives a fuck what happens to Two and a Half Men? This movement. Oh yes, write your network executives and your Congressman cause if we don't have a ninth season of Two and a Half Men, art will die."

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-maher-charlie-sheen-sarah-palin-video-2011-3 (http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-maher-charlie-sheen-sarah-palin-video-2011-3)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Pas on March 16, 2011, 05:34:12 AM
Hahaha well put
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Reelist on April 03, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" Bombs in Detroit
source:tvguide.com

The warlocks were out in full force for the first date of Charlie Sheen's live tour in Detroit on Saturday night but the crowd quickly turned against the former Two and a Half Men star, who abruptly ended his show after one hour, amid hecklers and boos.

Sheen's profanity-laced live act, which was loosely structured around a faux mobile app called "The Masheen," kicked off with two porn stars singing the National Anthem to a packed crowd of 5,000 at the Fox Theater. Sheen then appeared to a rowdy standing ovation with his two goddesses, who kissed and held up signs spelling WARLOCK. Sheen then grabbed one of his trademark Two and a Half Men polo shirts from a clothes rack and instructed the goddess to "take that out and burn it."

But the audience's love for Sheen ended there, when his next segment dubbed the "Warlock States of Sheen" and featuring the actor behind a presidential podium dragged on with incoherent ramblings ("my perfect flesh and napalm dripping brain") and nonsensical quotes from Thomas Jefferson, Bob Dylan and Robert Plant. "Is anybody else confused by this s--- as I am?" Sheen asked the crowd at one point, to a mix of boos and cheers. "Difference is I wrote every f---ing word."

The remainder of the show was a disconnected mess of prepackaged video montages featuring a remix of Sheen's 20/20 interview and an old film Sheen wrote and directed starring Johnny Depp and Clint Howard, which was cut short when the boos drowned out the audio. "I already got your money, dude," said Sheen to a particularly displeased audience member. When he attempted to conduct a Q&A segment about using crack, the crowd's noise was so overpowering that Sheen showed the first signs of agitation. "Come on guys, you paid to see me," he pleaded. "I'm right f---ing here and I'm here to open up."

After yet another failed Q&A segment entitled "Bus Bench Bob," Sheen "called an audible" and invited an unknown rapper to the stage as the audience began streaming out of the theater. After his performance, the rapper introduced the new music video for Snoop Dogg's "Winning." When the video ended, the theater lights went up. The show was over after roughly 60 minutes without Sheen reappearing. The livid crowd left the theater in disbelief and disappointment, with many sharing the same feeling of having viewed "the worst thing I've ever seen."

Sheen's tour is scheduled to continue in Chicago Sunday night before visiting 10 more cities including Atlanta, Toronto and New York.

Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Sleepless on April 04, 2011, 10:44:42 AM
Apparently the Chicago show was better. He opened with a poem about how much he hates Detroit. The funniest thing about this whole thing is that people actually thought it would be worth dropping $150 on tickets to watch a burnt out addict rant for two hours. It's like poking a rabid monkey in a cage.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 04, 2011, 11:29:10 AM
That sounds like exactly what I would have expected. Why the disappointment?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Reelist on April 04, 2011, 12:34:45 PM
I know! he's not Conan 'O Brien, hearing his cracky talk for five minutes is enough, can u imagine two hours of him ranting about how he's better than you and everyone? sheesh.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 04, 2011, 01:25:57 PM
I actually might have enjoyed it. I still believe he's trolling real life, as Stefen said.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 05, 2011, 06:22:33 PM
Charlie Sheen Moves to Trademark "Tiger Blood" and Other Catchphrases

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/ktla-charlie-sheen-trademark-torpedo-truth,0,655860.story

LOS ANGELES (KTLA) -- Actor Charlie Sheen is trying to trademark some of his popular catch phrases, including "Tiger Blood", according to his spokesman Larry Solters.

Sheen has filed documents with the United States Patent and Trademark Office to claim ownership of 22 of his catchphrases, including "Duh, Winning," "Vatican Assasin," Tiger Blood" and "Rock Star from Mars."

Solters says that how the trademarks will be used -- if they are approved -- will be determined later.

The federal filings were done by a California company called "Hyro-gliff" which lists its address as 2049 Century Park East, Suite 2400, Los Angeles -- the same address as Sheen's attorney, Marty Singer.

The company has also applied for a trademark on Sheen's name and signature as well as his nicknames for his Sherman Oaks home called "Sober Valley Lodge" and his girlfriends whom he calls "The Goddesses.

Singer is suing Warner Brothers and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, after Sheen was fired from the hit television show.

Sheen is already selling T-shirts and other merchandise using the popular phrases.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on September 14, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Does anyone else get the feeling he's trolling actual real life??

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's the case.

http://www.eonline.com/news/charlie_sheen_on_charlie_sheen_ok_tiger/263709

"I don't know, the tiger blood," reflected Sheen, "it was so silly and people took it so seriously and I figured, all right, I'll continue to give the people what they want, you know?"

"I said some stuff and then it caught such traction globally and instantly that I couldn't really put out the fire," said Sheen. "I had to keep fueling it."