Modern Family

[Pas]

Hahaha damn, the sheriff is in shape!  

fuck me, new page

[abuck1220]

yeah, tried this again last night and it's just not funny.

"that was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam"   

either this joke has been done before or i'm really smart because i said the punchline to myself before al bundy said it. the jokes on this show are just really easy and predictable.

the gay couple on this is the worst.

[Stefen]

Did you guys know Sofia Vergara has an 18 year old son?

[abuck1220]

gross

[polkablues]

Weird. I actually thought this was a pretty good show, but P doesn't like it, so now I hate it.

[children with angels]

But P also has an irrational hatred against Mad Men for some reason and therefore isn't always right.

P.S.: I have never seen this show.

[Stefen]

P just need to make some sort of definitive list of what we can and can't like.

[Bethie]

wow peeps no need to get mad. settle.


can we just talk about how hot Sofia Vergara is? Please?

[polkablues]

I used to think she was pretty hot, but then I found out she has an 18-year-old son, so now I hate her.

[jtm]

p's gotta big head.

because i have a good memory, that means i'm obsessed with him?

ridiculous.

[Stefen]

I used to think she was pretty hot, but then I found out she has an 18-year-old son, so now I hate her.

I don't give a shit. She's hot. I'd buy her son some beer and tell him and his friends to go hang out in the park for a few hours.

She's got that ugly duckling hotness going on. She probably didn't get hot until she was out of high school. I can imagine her with acne, big teeth, a thick body that she hadn't grown into yet. When she got hot she probably jumped right into the arms of the first dude that was nice to her. It was probably some unassuming dork she went to high school with who never made fun of her. And if you're that dude, you knock her up ASAP. You do whatever you can to make sure that happens so you're bounded to her for life. "I'll pull out, I promise!" or you wait until she's really turned on and in the zone then say you want to feel what it's like inside her so she says, "okay, but only this once." Plus she's Colombian. Get it in her hair and you have twins. There's some jerkoff out there who has an 18 year old kid with her and it wasn't until this year that he ever had to get a real job to support himself now that their son is an adult and he can't collect child support. Not a bad deal if you ask me. All he had to do was not be a jerk when he was a teenager.

Also...

[Pas]

Hahaha xixax need to come up with a system like the porn message boards with the thanks/post rating system. It would spare me a lot of haha posts

[pete]

stefen - she's colombian.  that's how she's hot.  ain't no catepillar to swan story when you're colombian.

[ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ]

Hahaha xixax need to come up with a system like the porn message boards with the thanks/post rating system. It would spare me a lot of haha posts

There. Katy Perry.

She's pretty cute, too.

Mostly just that her boobs are bouncing, so I figured I'd post it.

[Stefen]

Between all the Katy Perry, Sofia Vergara and Blake Lively boob talk, I think the last week of September should always be breast cancer awareness week on xixax.