Stereotypes of a Film Snob

Started by Duck Sauce, March 25, 2003, 01:41:54 AM

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RegularKarate

Also, something's cool while it's new, then when it gets popular, it's not cool anymore, until time passes and it's considered a classic, then they like it again.

Case in point, Pulp Fiction.

bonanzataz

I can't wait until I can openly say that I like My Big Fat Greek Wedding again...  :roll:
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

fulty

Quote from: bonanzatazI like My Big Fat Greek...
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"You have lovely boobs"
Pause...exactly 2 seconds.
Father smacks son on head.

:-D  Perfect..!!

Also, in Moulin Rouge, 2 old ladies walked out during "Like a Virgin".
That's when it became a classic for me..!!
Tinapop  

I used to be smart.... now I'm just stupid.

bonanzataz

Nia Vardalos is like the annoying girl in class who got a laugh from some stupid joke so she just keeps repeating it over and over again. It's like, "Hey guys! It's me! Nia! My family is Greek! How funny is that! It's a big family! Lots of Greek people, one family! HAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE LAUGH AT ME! LET ME BE YOUR FRIEND!"

Gimme a break...
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

sphinx

Quote from: bonanzatazNia Vardalos is like the annoying girl in class who got a laugh from some stupid joke so she just keeps repeating it over and over again. It's like, "Hey guys! It's me! Nia! My family is Greek! How funny is that! It's a big family! Lots of Greek people, one family! HAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE LAUGH AT ME! LET ME BE YOUR FRIEND!"

Gimme a break...

i think the reason why it's so popular is because there are millions of people in the world that relate to that, even if they're not greek.  just create something that everyone can relate to and you're golden

bonanzataz

easier said than done.

I really was just pointing out that Nia is milking her laughs as much as she can. Knowing that the day when nobody wants her will come soon. Clinging on to fame as long as possible. Oh Nia, I could kick you in the face sometimes...

sorry, all the time.
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

snaporaz

Quote from: polkabluesFilm snob = someone who pretends to not like "Die Hard".

awesome. because i love die hard.

and i will also admit that truffaut movies aren't that great!11

i can be a film snob sometimes. i'll yell at someone [half-jokingly] "WHAT THE FUCK@!?" if they said they really liked armageddon or something, but i'll usually stay quiet, unless someone's opinions on a movie are fucking retarded and unfounded. i remember back in high school, i got in a heated argument with some bitch who didn't like boogie nights because, as she put it, "it's just about porno".

dumb bitch.

SHAFTR

My g/f's twin sister said Y Tu Mama Tambien is just porn.  So I emailed her all the international awards it has won.  She has never emailed me back.

There are some films that I like that a Film Snob wouldn't.  I like Tombstone, Desperado, Daredevil and Mallrats and I even dug Femme Fatalle.

I do have a tendency to be very elitist in my music/movie views though.
"Talking shit about a pretty sunset
Blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon"

©brad

Quote from: snaporazi remember back in high school, i got in a heated argument with some bitch who didn't like boogie nights because, as she put it, "it's just about porno".

dumb bitch.

not everyone has to like boogie nights.

Quote from: SHAFTRI do have a tendency to be very elitist in my music/movie views though.
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Cecil

Quote from: snaporaz[
i remember back in high school, i got in a heated argument with some bitch who didn't like boogie nights because, as she put it, "it's just about porno".

dumb bitch.

ah man, sometimes its just not even worth it. yourte just wasting youre breath:

i got into this argument with this girl in class because she said pulp fiction didnt make any sense. then at one point she finally admits to only seeing the first 15 minutes of the film.

i fucking hate school

Duck Sauce

Quote from: cbrad4d
Quote from: snaporazi remember back in high school, i got in a heated argument with some bitch who didn't like boogie nights because, as she put it, "it's just about porno".

dumb bitch.

not everyone has to like boogie nights.


Yeah but maybe saying that "its just about porno" is a tad ignorant. But not all people have to go fo these type of movies, or movies at all. I know a lot of people who loved it but just for the sex and coke.

bonanzataz

Quote from: snaporazdumb bitch.

And, please Snappy, this is offensive...

stupid twat is the preferred nomenclature.
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

snaporaz

Quote from: cbrad4dnot everyone has to like boogie nights.

you're right, but - as duck sauce already said - that was just a ignorant fucking comment. i don't care if someone doesn't like boogie nights or not. i remember a friend of mine telling me he didn't like it because it was too predictable [classic fall-from-fame scenario], and that, to me, is a rational, albeit somewhat close-minded reason for not liking the film. and anyways, i didn't tell him shit for not liking it, since he did give a valid reason for not liking it.

all i'm saying is, as i have already said before, is that i won't become argumentative or otherwise "film-snobbish" unless someone's opinions of a movie are uneducated, immature, or otherwise unfounded.

i remember some bastard on another board i post at said he didn't like panic room because it was just like home alone and that jodie foster "wasn't even hot". i ripped into that prick. i mean...foster's hotness is obviously irrelevant to how good a movie is, unless it's some porno or something. and the fact that there was a movie called "home alone" made a decade prior that had a similar plot to panic room should have no bearing as to whether or not panic room is a good or bad movie either.

sorry for rambling, but that's just the kind of idiotic comments i fucking hate when it comes to movies.

snaporaz

Quote from: Duck SauceI know a lot of people who loved it but just for the sex and coke.

oh yeah...that is equally annoying.

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ok, i'm calm.

by the way, bonanzataz...i've been craving some big lebowski all fucking day for some reason.

sorry if that sounded gay.

moonshiner

boogie nights was a great, sensitive movie, but it didn't slap you in the face with the emotional aspect of the movie....it kind of felt like a fun movie about the porn industry, and the seventies. that's where people missed the people point and allowed for people to easily be offended by the sex in the movie....of course the same person would hate magnolia, and i can't explain how they could miss the tone of that movie, must be their perfect life.

the easiest way to point out a film snob is the person that just won't watch a certain movie because they "know" that it's gonna be bad.
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