top ten reasons i wanna hump pubrick (and now a poll)

[maya kash]

10. p is wicked phunny

9.  he lives down under so he must know what's going on down there

8.  his cock might be shaped like a boomerang

7.  the thought of wearing a marge simpson mask while he plays a horny homer

6.  as an admin he can delete my threads

5.  i love how he posts

4.  if he kisses and tells the whole board will know i'm a furry kitty

3.  macguffin will get to watch

2.  he'll come and then bag on me for how my nana lacks originality

1.  he likes locking shit up

[Pubrick]

(one)...the way i hold my hand


(two)...my laughing eyes


(three)...the way i understand


(four)...my secret sighs


(five)...the way i comb my hair


(six)...my freckled nose


(seven)...the way i say i care


(eight)...my crazy clothes


that's just half of sixteen reasons..

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anyway, how do i know you're really:



and not:



...


i want to see some CREDENTIALS.

[MacGuffin]

3.  macguffin will get to watch

Always a bridesmaid... 

[cine]

lemme just say this right now: maya kash is a dude.

ok i feel better now.

[Pas]

also he's on buttmash

[mogwai]

also he's on buttmash

and stealing it from stefen.

[Pubrick]

i added a poll.

since maya decided to leave me with massive blue balls, i figured i should get some kind of closure.

let's settle this democratically. i'll believe whatever the majority of you say.

[polkablues]

let's settle this democratically. i'll believe whatever the majority of you say.

The wikipedia theory: consensus determines reality.

[hedwig]

The wikipedia theory: consensus determines reality.

otherwise known as wikiality

[Sigur Rós]

I think maya kash is a ghost from the past...

[MacGuffin]

[cine]

so its settled. maya kash is a dude.

sorry sweetheart.

[maya kash]

hmmm.

i'm bored.

[MacGuffin]

Cine calls Case Closed, then exactly three minutes later maya replies... 

[hedwig]

maya kash    =   


Pubrick     =     


Cinephile     =