I figured it out (John Williams)

[ShanghaiOrange]

It's called a simile, you mofo.

[Find Your Magali]

I love this thread.   It would make a great little scene for a movie.

Guy 1: "I love John Williams."
Guy 2: "Right on, dude. John Williams is, like, the Eddie Van Halen of classical music."

[beat]

Guy 1:  "What the f-ck does that mean?"
Guy 2:  "What?"
Guy 1:  "You said, 'John Williams is like the Eddie Van Halen of Classical Music.' ... What the f-ck does that mean?"
Guy 2:  "Dude, have you ever heard Eddie Van Halen play guitar? This is how John Williams directs an orchestra ... and those riffs of Van Halen's are as catchy as John's crescendos! That's what the f-ck I mean!"

[beat]

Guy 1 just stares at him

Guy 2:  "It's called a simile, dude. You know, like..."
Guy 1:  "Shut the f-ck up."
Guy 2:  "Dude..."
Guy 1:  "No. Shut the f-ck up. Shut ... the .... f-ck... up."
Guy 2:  "I'm just saying is all..."

[mutinyco]

Orange, I think your hand's been up that monkey's ass a little too long...

[ShanghaiOrange]

What the fuck does that mean?

[Find Your Magali]

Isn't this where someone says:

That was the wrong thing to say, [insert name]

[TheVoiceOfNick]

I love this thread.   It would make a great little scene for a movie.

Guy 1: "I love John Williams."
Guy 2: "Right on, dude. John Williams is, like, the Eddie Van Halen of classical music."

[beat]

Guy 1:  "What the f-ck does that mean?"
Guy 2:  "What?"
Guy 1:  "You said, 'John Williams is like the Eddie Van Halen of Classical Music.' ... What the f-ck does that mean?"
Guy 2:  "Dude, have you ever heard Eddie Van Halen play guitar? This is how John Williams directs an orchestra ... and those riffs of Van Halen's are as catchy as John's crescendos! That's what the f-ck I mean!"

[beat]

Guy 1 just stares at him

Guy 2:  "It's called a simile, dude. You know, like..."
Guy 1:  "Shut the f-ck up."
Guy 2:  "Dude..."
Guy 1:  "No. Shut the f-ck up. Shut ... the .... f-ck... up."
Guy 2:  "I'm just saying is all..."

You're brilliant...

But, this is how all Xixax forums end up... this thread is a microcosm for Xixax society... Xixax is one big movie with the same lines repeating over and over again!  But you're the first to put it in script form...  

[Alethia]

not PROPER script form

[SoNowThen]

if I was a reader, I'd have thrown it in the trash by now...

[TheVoiceOfNick]

if I was a reader, I'd have thrown it in the trash by now...

Yeah, he should have used Final Draft.  

[Find Your Magali]

Magali: What "proper script form" rules? I didn't see any rules.

Xixax Enforcement Officer: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by you, it states quite clearly that all comedic posts shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You failed to following proper formatting! You did not use Final Draft! Your post wasn't even funny, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Magali: You're a crook! You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a Xixax poster's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!

Xixax Enforcement Officer: I said good day!

[Alethia]

hey - is that a reference to willy wonka???????????????????!!!!!

[MacGuffin]

Magali: What "proper script form" rules? I didn't see any rules.

MacGuffin: http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3975

[Find Your Magali]

hey - is that a reference to willy wonka???????????????????!!!!!

Darn tootin' it is, sonny!

[Alethia]

i am so smart