Worst Movie Titles

Started by Sleuth, March 08, 2003, 10:57:31 AM

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#15
March 09, 2003, 09:22:24 AM
I thought "Help! I'm a Fish" wasn't the geratest title I'd ever heard.
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Pubrick

#16
March 09, 2003, 09:50:10 AM
Hard Eight.
under the paving stones.

Ghostboy

#17
March 09, 2003, 12:52:04 PM
NEWS FLASH! The Project formerly known as Helldorado is now titled 'Welcome To The Jungle.'

polkablues

#18
March 10, 2003, 02:55:40 PM
My favorite title of all time, "Dancing About Architecture", gets changed before release to the completely generic "Playing By Heart".

In the same vein, "Animal Husbandry" became "Someone Like You".
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BrainSushi

#19
March 10, 2003, 09:00:40 PM
Quote from: GhostboyAny movie with two part titles, like k:19 The Widomaker or Master/Commander: The Far Side Of The World, usually are not very good. Star Wars and LOTR movies are exempt from this rule, however, because the colon is used in distinguishing parts of a series.

Don't forget Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It's got two parts, but it's not a bad title.

SHAFTR

#20
March 10, 2003, 09:23:00 PM
The Man Who Wasn't There
Snatch
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
"Talking shit about a pretty sunset
Blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon"

Pedro

#21
March 10, 2003, 10:27:26 PM
Silent Night, Deadly Night.  Also, Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon.

life_boy

#22
March 10, 2003, 11:06:53 PM
Look what's been started now!  I couldn't help it.  Porn titles based on popluar movie titles.


Emission: Impossible
Good Will Humping
Star Whores: The Phantom Penis

xerxes

#23
March 11, 2003, 02:05:13 AM
Quote from: polkablues
In the same vein, "Animal Husbandry" became "Someone Like You".

i had a class in high school called "animal husbandry"

©brad

#24
March 11, 2003, 07:09:54 AM
Quote from: SHAFTRThe Man Who Wasn't There
Snatch
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

coen brothers movies in a worst title thread?
snatch is a well good title for no other reason than the implied sexual innuendo. piss off. (taking a liking to the british lingo over here)

penfold0101

#25
March 11, 2003, 08:05:24 AM
Swimfan, Santa with Muscles, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot and Das boot. I could go on and on!

Oh on the porno side shaving Ryan's privates.
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polkablues

#26
March 11, 2003, 06:22:12 PM
Titles that have been listed here that I think are great titles:

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Dude, Where's My Car (Come on, it doesn't get much better than that.)
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Pedro

#27
March 11, 2003, 09:37:13 PM
Here's a nice title....
A clockwork orgy

AlguienEstolamiPantalones

#28
March 11, 2003, 09:52:21 PM
ya know what pisses me off is, when porno movies take normal movie titles and they twist them, the films they make are never as witty as the title implies

I ask you how many amongst us have been burned by " EDWARD Penishands" :: sobs::

that film turned out to be no where as funny as that image it created in my head . Bummer !!!

Lets not even get into " coming in America" the cover even had a guy dressed like Eddie Murphy, its for this reason alone I am not renting " the ozporns"

Cecil

#29
March 11, 2003, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Butterscotch Jonesporno movies take normal movie titles and they twist them, the films they make are never as witty as the title implies

uhhhhh, you actually expect porno movies to be witty?
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