No one would really say this in real life, but I think it's sorta funny. A little. Maybe. :(
Some guy: "So you're saying he was arrested alot for beating on his wife?"
Some other guy (whose back): "I'm saying the brotha (nigga? :() got more battery charges than a twelve pack-a-double A's (Duracels?)."
You can steal that if you think it's any good. :(
hm. thats not bad
hehe. i like it. nicely done.
I like it, but don't let Spike Lee hear you say it.
LIKE it? I just PATENTED it!
Some guy: "So you're saying the actor gave a good performance?"
Some other guy: "I'm saying the brother got more presence than attendance in a class of schizophrenics!"
Who's next?
a: "Hey nigga".
b: "Bang."
some guy:.."yeah, i went to the car shoppe and my car got worsen then my car was before it was sans worsen.."
some other guy.."what!?"
the same some guy.."yeah!, I went TO the CAR shoppe and MY CAR got worsen then MY car was BEFORE it was SANS worsen!"..
the same some other guy.."WHAT!!?"
still the same some guy.."YEAH! , I WENT TO THE CAR SHOPPE AND MY CAR GOT WORSEN THEN MY CAR WAS BEFORE IT WAS SANS WORSEN!!!"
still the same some other guy:.."gee, say it don't spray it"
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You know that gangsta, Bachelor Bob? Well, after Mr. Nelson got ahold of him, the nigga spent a month in the hospital with needles for IV's and painkillers all hooked up to him and shit. I'm tellin' ya, the guy had more pricks in him than a hooker in an orgy.
Guy 1: Hey man that was a nice burrito.
Guy 2: I agree.
Guy 1: How do you know? You didn't even taste my burrito.
Guy 2: I was basing my opinion on the simple fact that you liked it.
Guy 1: Oh I see.
GUY 2: SHIT MY NIGGA YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF A SEEING EYE DOG!
I think the phrase "Tarantino-esque" is a little Tarantino-esque, because I've never heard someone say that in real life.
Some guy: "So you're saying he was Tarantino-esque."
Some other guy: "I'm saying the nigga got his ass capped to the tune of "My Beautiful Balloon" by the Fifth Dimenson. That is some Tarantino-esque shit right there."
:(
a: this thread has become really non-tarantino-esque
b: how do u figure
a: there's sum real wack lines up in this piece.
b: bang.
a : I agree
b: bang
A: One mo' Mother fucka' say Tarentino-esque up in this joint I'm a fill you so full of holes, you'll whistle in the Wind.
B: Hey! That was really Tarentino-esque, what you said there
A: Bang!
God Damn Im Da MAn: Mac, shut yer face!!!!!
Macguffin: DUR DUMB DUR D DUMBY DUMMM....
Aclockworkjj: pussy in yer ears, drip drip drip....
brilliant.
What kind of dialouge would a Tarantino western have if they shot first, asked questions later?
Quote from: Walrus, KooKookajoobWhat kind of dialouge would a Tarantino western have if they shot first, asked questions later?
BANG BANG BANG BANG.
"now, what time is it? answer me? ANSWER MEEEEEEEEE!"
Any of you guys ever see Jay Mohr's impression of Chris Penn from RD in his stand-up act?
ps.
BANG....
"Now, you got a holy hole in you. Try callin' be a bitch again....shut the fuck up...you not dyin', you'r just pretendin' to be dead."
BANG.....BANG
"Dig a whole in the muthafuckin' sand, I gotta take a squirt."