Well, this is my post # 1000. I feel like I'm a mature person now that I reached the Xixax 1000. So mature, in fact, that it's August and the sun is shining like a motherfucker outside and I'm in my house, writing a post about me doing the post number 1000 on an internet Message Board which probably no one will even read. So what's the deal with this post? I don't know. I just never start any threads around here and I think that it's time for me to do that just now.
Now it's time for me to go fuck a piece of fresh fruit.
i hear watermellons are good for that..
So what's this thread all about?
Quote from: ElPandaRoyalwriting a post about me doing the post number 1000 on an internet Message Board which probably no one will even read.
It's not that we won't read it.
We will.
Then we'll be pissed that we did.
Thanks a lot.
Jerk.
I tought the title meant he was gonna say something about SoNowThen
Yeah but I heard he was shot though. Anyone?
no, he moved from canada to europe.
i heard he got hung.
and had a heart attack.
and shot himself.
or/.
i heard that he went parachuting and the parachute did not open.
or
that he got caught in a combine.
or
had his nuts bitten off by a laplander.
i heard that he disappeared into obscurity
or
that his death was highly publicized only to be rumoured that it was fake and planned to make a return a few weeks ago only to not
or
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I heard he objectified the wrong woman to mess with.
Could he and rick james be the same person? And if so, what would make him want to create an alter ego?/.
Quote from: StefenCould he and rick james be the same person? And if so, what would make him want to create an alter ego?/.
Because if you were Rick James, you'd want an alter ego.
Quote from: StefenCould he and rick james be the same person? And if so, what would make him want to create an alter ego?/.
everyone needs an internet personality.
I heard that he got a job where he didn't have constant internet access to waste time during his day.
And what Mod said.
Here's a quick update:
London is a great city. There are very few hobos where I live/work/eat. Almost all British girls have huge tits, but unfortunately also huge asses. Most Brit men look slightly retarded. Most other races of people who come to London are the very coolest people from their countries, hence are more fun to hang out with. Godard and Fellini films are always playing on big screen super-nice art cinemas. And last but not least, really pretty French girls who you work with and who give you their phone number then invite you to their flat already have boyfriends.
Ahhh....
do they really have dirty yellow teeth.....
or is it a stereotype?
welcome back .... :!:
Quote from: SoNowThenI heard that he got a job where he didn't have constant internet access to waste time during his day.
And what Mod said.
Here's a quick update:
London is a great city. There are very few hobos where I live/work/eat. Almost all British girls have huge tits, but unfortunately also huge asses. Most Brit men look slightly retarded. Most other races of people who come to London are the very coolest people from their countries, hence are more fun to hang out with. Godard and Fellini films are always playing on big screen super-nice art cinemas. And last but not least, really pretty French girls who you work with and who give you their phone number then invite you to their flat already have boyfriends.
Ahhh....
Cut the shit.
Are you Rick James or not?
If so, why did you fake your death?
Quote from: SoNowThenAlmost all British girls have huge tits
Reason # 46 that I want to live in London.
Quote from: SoNowThenbut unfortunately also huge asses.
Reason #47.
Quote from: hacksparrowQuote from: SoNowThenAlmost all British girls have huge tits
Reason # 46 that I want to live in London.
Quote from: SoNowThenbut unfortunately also huge asses.
Reason #47.
Fucking Brilliant! Love that post.
Quote from: ThrindleFucking Brilliant! Love that post.
Thank you. Sorry if my post came off a bit crude but I can't let ass disrespect go unchallenged. The sooner that guys stop being afraid of body fat, the sooner girls will stop throwing up.
Quote from: hacksparrowQuote from: ThrindleFucking Brilliant! Love that post.
Thank you. Sorry if my post came off a bit crude but I can't let ass disrespect go unchallenged. The sooner that guys stop being afraid of body fat, the sooner girls will stop throwing up.
When I get over the fact that I'm not a size 2... I secretly love my body. Dude, it's all about the curves. In fact, your post made me feel hotter than usual. Dammit, I'm veluptuous and proud!
Quote from: NEON MERCURYdo they really have dirty yellow teeth.....
or is it a stereotype?
welcome back .... :!:
Most of them do. Although sometimes it makes talking to them much more interesting. Their teeth are like a battleground; love, hate, action, violence, death -- in one word: emotion.
Quote from: hacksparrowQuote from: SoNowThenAlmost all British girls have huge tits
Reason # 46 that I want to live in London.
Quote from: SoNowThenbut unfortunately also huge asses.
Reason #47.
No, no, I don't mean like "J-Lo big" versus Paris Hilton no-ass, I mean bowling pin BIG. You put one of them next to most French or Eastern European women and there's no contest.
All the same, I recommend a London trip to all.
Quote from: SoNowThenQuote from: NEON MERCURYdo they really have dirty yellow teeth.....
or is it a stereotype?
welcome back .... :!:
Most of them do. Although sometimes it makes talking to them much more interesting. Their teeth are like a battleground; love, hate, action, violence, death -- in one word: emotion.
i love sam fuller
Is it too late to ask more questions about London, SoNowThen?
Quote from: Walrus, KookookajoobIs it too late to ask more questions about London, SoNowThen?
Not at all. Ask away.
Did you drink like a true Albertan and show those Brits what it's all about? (Been to London once... fucking loved it...)
Do people really have funny teeth in London?
Mind the gap!
Man I came to this thread expecting a riveting thread about his 1000th post and all I got was this crap about some interesting city in England. What the shit.
Should I visit London someday? (Would you recommend the trip to someone ona budget)
Thrindle: I'm actually not much of a drinker, and have been poorly representing my redneck roots. Also, these fucking Brits can POUND IT BACK, lemme tell ya. I have not the money, nor the stamina. However, my roommate (from BC) could, I'm quite sure, go pound for pound (no pun intended) with them, and come out on top. We have a planned Vodka drinking contest between him and some Poles and Russians, and then we'll see who's boss.
Walrus: Yes, most of them have sick teeth. But, as I said a few posts up, sometimes it's more amusing/endearing than disgusting.
Slick: Indeed!! One of my new favorite expressions.
Walrus: I would recommend the trip to every human being, regardless of budget. Though, the exchange rate is quite a rape. Best to come and live/work here, then once you're earning pounds, spending them becomes less painful.
I saw the original (or as close as possible) cut of Il Bidone last night, at the National Film Theatre complex. Afterwards, I headed out to gaze upon the Thames at night, lit up by a myriad of streetlights beyond. Beautiful.
"If you're tired of London, you're tired of life." Who was it who said that? Wilde? Anyway, it's true...
Who ever thought I'd be jealous of SONOWTHEN?
Quote from: SoNowThen"If you're tired of London, you're tired of life." Who was it who said that? Wilde?
Hah, don't say that too loudly in London... Samuel Johnson said it.
Quote from: SoNowThen
I saw the original (or as close as possible) cut of Il Bidone last night, at the National Film Theatre complex.
Dude, I had an oportunity to see that cut the last time I was in Lisbon, in the cinemateque, but I didn't. How good is it? (mind you that I haven't see either cut, so don't spoil)
I bet I'll end up seeing it soon, since I'm moving there in less than two weeks.
it's odd I was the third member who signed up for these boards and I have yet to reach 1000....
Alittle oddaroonie.
Quote from: CinephileQuote from: SoNowThen"If you're tired of London, you're tired of life." Who was it who said that? Wilde?
Hah, don't say that too loudly in London... Samuel Johnson said it.
i laughed at the tought of Zakk Wylde saying that.
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Quote from: CinephileQuote from: SoNowThen"If you're tired of London, you're tired of life." Who was it who said that? Wilde?
Hah, don't say that too loudly in London... Samuel Johnson said it.
:oops:
Rust: The extended cut of Bidone is much better than the North American dvd version available. Strangely enough, the cuts were made in different places than I would have guessed when I first saw the shortened version.
So I see by SoNowThen's location that he's now in England permanently, or semi-permanently. So tell us stuff! I'm just really curious 'cause it's gotta kick ass moving halway across the world. What've you been up to in the past couple months?