Release date: August 8, 2014
Starring: Megan Fox; William Fichtner; Will Arnett; Whoopi Goldberg; Abby Elliott
Directed by: Johnathan Liebesman
Premise: Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan.
there noses are not like they use to be. they got nostrils (sp?) like we do.
I want to talk shit, then I remember that I'm a grown man complaining about the artistic integrity of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I'm still a child and this looks like really bad video game.
Good animation though.
Comic-Con Exclusive: Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles' Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals
http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/ (http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/)
Annnd I can't stop laughing :yabbse-grin:
Seriously though, the production value for this piece is better than anything SyFy puts out
I just discovered Venus De Milo, the long lost female turtle. Her time with the boys was just as creepy as you might expect. In this clip, she has to deal with Michaelangelo's sexual harassment the whole time she's trying to tell her story.
Interesting how she just sits there, like her namesake, as the guys swarm around her, getting closer and closer as the clip goes on.
None of it makes sense anyway; the turtles are attracted to human women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7JTJL0Ykt8&t=7s