Pas Rap is in a dire situation ! I seriously need help !

Started by Pas, October 19, 2005, 01:02:42 PM

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Pas


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Go down on your girlfriend or wipe your mouth on your sleeve.
"As a matter of fact I only work with the feeling of something magical, something seemingly significant. And to keep it magical I don't want to know the story involved, I just want the hypnotic effect of it somehow seeming significant without knowing why." - Len Lye

GodDamnImDaMan

Cream your pants.

hardly anyone will notice that horrible stain on your mouth if they are too busy concentrating on the horrible stain on your pants.
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Pas

Quote from: walruSGo down on your girlfriend



IT'S STILL ALIVE DAMMIT




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AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST ALL MY HAIR !

HELLLLLLLLP

Myxo


Pas

Quote from: Gosh Darn I'm a man?!?!?!Cream your pants.

That was a good idea ... maybe it can help in someway...



AHH ! NOW I HAVE THIS EVIL STAIN ATTACKING ME AND A SPERM STAIN ON MY PANTS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ?!?

QUICK IT'S JUMPING ON ME ! I HAVE LITTLE TIME LEFT ! WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT ?!?!?!

SHAFTR

John Madden once said he likes football, even more than he likes Spaghetti.  Maybe the same goes for your handkerchief.
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Pas

Quote from: SHAFTRJohn Madden once said he likes football, even more than he likes Spaghetti.  Maybe the same goes for your handkerchief.

You, my friend, are a master strategist and a clear understander of the handkerchief psyche !



WAIT !

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOOL





Quote from: Myxowtf?

:yabbse-thumbdown: i mean really

Yeah you are fucking right ! I did nothing to that stain and it keeps attacking me !

maybe I could try to reason with it...

Reinhold

see what the stain wants. you assumed it was hostile.

then stab yourself repeatedly to try to out-stain it with a darker stain from blood.

if that doesn't work, try to scare it away by watching jeepers creepers.

and then stab yourself a little more just for good measure.
Quote from: Pas Rap on April 23, 2010, 07:29:06 AM
Obviously what you are doing right now is called (in my upcoming book of psychology at least) validation. I think it's a normal thing to do. People will reply, say anything, and then you're gonna do what you were subconsciently thinking of doing all along.

Pas

Quote from: Reinhold Messnersee what the stain wants. you assumed it was hostile.

then stab yourself repeatedly to try to out-stain it with a darker stain from blood.

if that doesn't work, try to scare it away by watching jeepers creepers.

and then stab yourself a little more just for good measure.

Not sure about the stabbing part yet...but I'll try diplomacy !



IT WANTS TO BREED ! QUICK I HAVE TO ESCAPE BEFORE IT REACHES MY GENITALS !

THANK GOD I RENTED JEEPERS CREEPERS YESTERDAY !



IT SEEMS IT LIKES THE MOVIE ! DAMN !

This only lasts 2 hours or so ! What do I do THEN ???

Reinhold

have it read register on xixax. it'll waste away sure enough. at the very least, it won't pay attention to its evil stain duties.

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this thread makes my brain hurt. :brickwall:
Quote from: Pas Rap on April 23, 2010, 07:29:06 AM
Obviously what you are doing right now is called (in my upcoming book of psychology at least) validation. I think it's a normal thing to do. People will reply, say anything, and then you're gonna do what you were subconsciently thinking of doing all along.

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Pubrick

under the paving stones.

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