Terrible Sequels They Should Never Make (Possible Spoilers)

Started by Gamblour., December 22, 2003, 11:53:21 AM

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Gamblour.

December 22, 2003, 11:53:21 AM
Post names of sequels that should never be made (SPOILERS only for Requiem):

Swingers 2: It Has a Different Meaning Now... (Be Disturbed as Trent and Mike trade with wives with each other...and get STDs)

Requiem for a Dream 2: Harry Still Has the Other Arm (Watch With Hilarity as he tries to shoot up with one hand)

Waking Life 2: We Took Another Entry Level Community-College Philosophy Class (Be Extremely Impressed by the sciolists' confusing rhetoric that proves they're really, really smart!)

Barry Lyndon 2: Longer (Be Amazed at the beauty of the photography and the cohesive plot in this sequel that's necessarily longer than the original!)

JFK Jr. : Which Way Is Up? (Watch as one lawyer unfoils the conspiracy behind the clearly conspiratorial assassination of JFK Jr.)
WWPTAD?

Kal

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December 22, 2003, 03:02:09 PM
your avatar already freaks me out... dunno why...  :shock:

SoNowThen

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December 22, 2003, 03:04:59 PM
Quote from: Gamblor du JourPost names of sequels that should never be made

Swingers 2: It Has a Different Meaning Now... (Be Disturbed as Trent and Mike trade with wives with each other...and get STDs)

Waking Life 2: We Took Another Entry Level Community-College Philosophy Class (Be Extremely Impressed by the socialists' confusing rhetoric that proves they're really, really smart!).


the best ones....

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bonanzataz

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December 22, 2003, 04:45:53 PM
why is your signature so long?
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Gamblour.

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December 22, 2003, 04:51:33 PM
Quote from: taz.why is your signature so long?

I have a problem with brevity.
WWPTAD?

modage

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December 22, 2003, 05:26:10 PM
here are some real ones...

http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=1857

and you didnt think it was possible!  (sorry, but i love that thread.  had to give a shout out.)
Christopher Nolan's directive was clear to everyone in the cast and crew: Use CGI only as a last resort.
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