I like how the thread is now called "Sticky: Toilets OIL!" 
In memoriam.
We will remember to forget the past
and look to the future.
Look to the few, sure,
who will please
and appease.
The goose that laid the golden egg was slaughtered
but still sweet when fully cooked.
In paradise, all is lost until divine
intervention sets things right.
I'm not talking about your generation.
That's your right, that's something truly special.
Knuckle-deep in pudding.
That's that.
